Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wednesdays with Phloggie

Phloggie


1. Watch out, Pearl Harbor, those crafty Germans are almost ready!

2. "Journey to the Center of the Earth" was originally intended to be a plausible explanation for the disappearance of the Red Baron.

3. Congressmen vehemently deny that their dysfunctional handling of the FAA situation had any impact on flights.

4. The first recorded attempt by a woman to parallel park.*

5. Oh, those crazy young men in their flying machines, they go up diddly up up, they go down diddly down down.


* Hey, Phloggie wrote it, not me. Put that rolling pin down, Divine Miss M and Army of Mom!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn that beagle."

Best of dwhawk
ORA: Ant Farm and Stanley March III break ground on the new public art installation: Cessna Ranch.

Best of blue
graduate of the ObamAA+ flying school

Best of Vinneh
These Fokkers are hard to land.

Best of Matt the K
Fokker??! I didn't ev --well actually I did fokker.

Best of dadoctah
9/11 plans, first draft.
(What, too soon?)

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: The Psi-Corps' early Black Omega designs left something to be desired.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
WARNING: PLANET DOES NOT YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

Threadwinner: sonicfrog
ORA: Oh, did we forget to mention the steering wheel was borrowed from the Chevy Cruze?

Best of Steve O
It was Bernanke's first time at the controls, but his super-sharp pilot instincts told him that he should keep on doing the same thing for at least another year.

Best of Submariner
Hans really stuck that dismount!

34 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

...and then things took and Immelmann turn for the worse.

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn that beagle."

Rodney Dill said...

...This is Obama, on the US Economy.

dwhawk said...

Crop Circles: Ur doin it rong

or

ORA: Ant Farm and Stanley March III break ground on the new public art installation: Cessna Ranch.

mega said...

I remember that bird, the "Wisconsin Union"

blue said...

graduate of the ObamAA+ flying school

Rodney Dill said...

Confucius say, "Woman that fly upside down, have crack up."

Rodney Dill said...

Dreidecker? I don't even know her.

Anonymous said...

These Fokkers are hard to land.

Vinneh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Hans found out too late that what he thought was a Fokker Triplane was actually a Fokker Trip-plane.

Rodney Dill said...

"Mother Fokker ?!?"

Matt the K said...

Fokker??! I didn't ev --well actually I did fokker.


vw: drinutt ...impossible in this weather

Rodney Dill said...

The third brother, Edgar, never displayed the flying prowess of Manfred and Lothar.

Rodney Dill said...

"Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."

jj said...

The FAA's proposal for tower personnel to take naps was shelved. So was the proposal for pilot nap time.

jj said...

With obama's proposed defense budget cuts, Top Gun School was scaled back dramatically.

Rodney Dill said...

Extreme Tetris

Jack Reacher said...

How does Southwest keep its fares so low? Oh, I see.

dadoctah said...

9/11 plans, first draft.

(What, too soon?)

prince of leaves said...

ORA: The Psi-Corps' early Black Omega designs left something to be desired.

Son Of The Godfather said...

the Dead Baron

Son Of The Godfather said...

WARNING: PLANET DOES NOT YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

Son Of The Godfather said...

Carl Spackler: "Take that, you mangey gopher!"

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Oh, did we forget to mention the steering wheel was borrowed from the Chevy Cruze?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I was just cruising along, and then I saw M'Chelle with her eating shovel and... everything after that is just a blur."

Rodney Dill said...

Gravity sucks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ANTIPODES, the shortest distance between 2 points on the globe. Lufthansa figured direct flights from Spain to New Zealand would appeal to energy conservationists.

Steve O said...

Hmm. More headwinds have slowed my progress. I guess I will use more throttle.

Steve O said...

It was Bernanke's first time at the controls, but his super-sharp pilot instincts told him that he should keep on doing the same thing for at least another year.

Dr. Doom said...

Political Science 101 Final Exam:

This photograph best represents (choose the best answer):

a) A metaphor for the logical end result of European Union Economic Policy.

b) A metaphor for the future of Amerikkkan private jet manufacturers.

c) An appropriate logo design for the TSA.

d) All of the above.

mega said...

T-Paw takes up flying.

mega said...

NEVER build a plane using Lean Six Sigma.

Submariner said...

...and another perfect one point landing!

Submariner said...

Hans really stuck that dismount!