Phloggie
1. Watch out, Pearl Harbor, those crafty Germans are almost ready!
2. "Journey to the Center of the Earth" was originally intended to be a plausible explanation for the disappearance of the Red Baron.
3. Congressmen vehemently deny that their dysfunctional handling of the FAA situation had any impact on flights.
4. The first recorded attempt by a woman to parallel park.*
5. Oh, those crazy young men in their flying machines, they go up diddly up up, they go down diddly down down.
* Hey, Phloggie wrote it, not me. Put that rolling pin down, Divine Miss M and Army of Mom!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn that beagle."
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ORA: Ant Farm and Stanley March III break ground on the new public art installation: Cessna Ranch.
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graduate of the ObamAA+ flying school
Best of Vinneh
These Fokkers are hard to land.
Best of Matt the K
Fokker??! I didn't ev --well actually I did fokker.
Best of dadoctah
9/11 plans, first draft.
(What, too soon?)
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ORA: The Psi-Corps' early Black Omega designs left something to be desired.
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WARNING: PLANET DOES NOT YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
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ORA: Oh, did we forget to mention the steering wheel was borrowed from the Chevy Cruze?
Best of Steve O
It was Bernanke's first time at the controls, but his super-sharp pilot instincts told him that he should keep on doing the same thing for at least another year.
Best of Submariner
Hans really stuck that dismount!
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...and then things took and Immelmann turn for the worse.
"Damn that beagle."
...This is Obama, on the US Economy.
Crop Circles: Ur doin it rong
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ORA: Ant Farm and Stanley March III break ground on the new public art installation: Cessna Ranch.
I remember that bird, the "Wisconsin Union"
graduate of the ObamAA+ flying school
Confucius say, "Woman that fly upside down, have crack up."
Dreidecker? I don't even know her.
These Fokkers are hard to land.
Vinneh
Hans found out too late that what he thought was a Fokker Triplane was actually a Fokker Trip-plane.
"Mother Fokker ?!?"
Fokker??! I didn't ev --well actually I did fokker.
vw: drinutt ...impossible in this weather
The third brother, Edgar, never displayed the flying prowess of Manfred and Lothar.
"Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."
The FAA's proposal for tower personnel to take naps was shelved. So was the proposal for pilot nap time.
With obama's proposed defense budget cuts, Top Gun School was scaled back dramatically.
Extreme Tetris
How does Southwest keep its fares so low? Oh, I see.
9/11 plans, first draft.
(What, too soon?)
ORA: The Psi-Corps' early Black Omega designs left something to be desired.
the Dead Baron
WARNING: PLANET DOES NOT YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
Carl Spackler: "Take that, you mangey gopher!"
ORA: Oh, did we forget to mention the steering wheel was borrowed from the Chevy Cruze?
"I was just cruising along, and then I saw M'Chelle with her eating shovel and... everything after that is just a blur."
Gravity sucks.
ANTIPODES, the shortest distance between 2 points on the globe. Lufthansa figured direct flights from Spain to New Zealand would appeal to energy conservationists.
Hmm. More headwinds have slowed my progress. I guess I will use more throttle.
It was Bernanke's first time at the controls, but his super-sharp pilot instincts told him that he should keep on doing the same thing for at least another year.
Political Science 101 Final Exam:
This photograph best represents (choose the best answer):
a) A metaphor for the logical end result of European Union Economic Policy.
b) A metaphor for the future of Amerikkkan private jet manufacturers.
c) An appropriate logo design for the TSA.
d) All of the above.
T-Paw takes up flying.
NEVER build a plane using Lean Six Sigma.
...and another perfect one point landing!
Hans really stuck that dismount!
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