Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Two Princes



1. "No, 'Darling Nikki' wasn't written about Princess Diana... Prince Edward, actually."

2. ORA: Prince Charles declined Prince's offer for a game of basketball and pancakes, and instead went over to Eddie Murphy's house and f--ked up his couch.

3.  "How are you enjoying your olive and pickle slice cocktail, Your Highness?"

4. ORA: "What a coincidence we were both assigned to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B."

5. "The rioters done set my little red Corvette on fire." 

Best of Jack Reacher
One is a wealthy has-been of dubious sexuality and...well, actually, that's both of them. Carry on.

Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Prince of Wales meets Prince that wails.

Best of blue
"Want to share a corndog?"

Best of Dr. Doom
Etiquette faux pas in 3...2...1

Best of Vinneh
"You're a Negro. Where can I score some horse? And I don't mean my wife Camilla."

21 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

One is a wealthy has-been of dubious sexuality and...well, actually, that's both of them. Carry on.

Jack Reacher said...

Woman with admiring glance: "I didn't know he put a raspberry beret on THAT."

Whacko said...

Trying to pronounce Prince's former name, Charles gags, chokes, and then passes out.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Prince of Wales meets Prince that wails.

Rodney Dill said...

Charles: "I want to be 'formerly known as Prince' as well, but mumsie just won't oblige."

blue said...

"Want to share a corndog?"

Dr. Doom said...

Etiquette faux pas in 3...2...1

Anonymous said...

"You're a Negro. Where can I score some horse? And I don't mean my wife Camilla."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

The douchebag formerly known as Prince Charles, and a musician.

.............arf

Double the U said...

Two people that will probably never be known as "King"

Rodney Dill said...

There can be only one.

Rodney Dill said...

Two princes go in, one comes out.

(and that's not another Camilla joke)

Submariner said...

Can you, you know, come up with a symbol for me to use, uh, instead of "Charles?"

dub said...

Charles: "Oh god...did anyone see what Prince just did with that corndog?"

Submariner said...

The Prince just farted.

Guess which one and win a prize!

Rodney Dill said...

Charles: "Actually I was hoping to meet with B.B. King."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Both Princes looked away uncomfortably at their demure companion's decidedly audible--and ripely scented--queef.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ah, and I assume this is Princess...?" The awkward pause that followed only accentuated the breach of protocol.

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

Prince Charles: "Actually in Britain we have a pronunciation for the combination of the symbol for male and female -- it's Nipplehead."
(...and awkward silence ensued)

Rodney Dill said...

Thank God for ennui.