Tuesday, August 16, 2011
1. "No, 'Darling Nikki' wasn't written about Princess Diana... Prince Edward, actually."
2. ORA: Prince Charles declined Prince's offer for a game of basketball and pancakes, and instead went over to Eddie Murphy's house and f--ked up his couch.
3. "How are you enjoying your olive and pickle slice cocktail, Your Highness?"
4. ORA: "What a coincidence we were both assigned to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B."
5. "The rioters done set my little red Corvette on fire."
Best of Jack Reacher
One is a wealthy has-been of dubious sexuality and...well, actually, that's both of them. Carry on.
Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Prince of Wales meets Prince that wails.
Best of blue
"Want to share a corndog?"
Best of Dr. Doom
Etiquette faux pas in 3...2...1
Best of Vinneh
"You're a Negro. Where can I score some horse? And I don't mean my wife Camilla."