1. "No, 'Darling Nikki' wasn't written about Princess Diana... Prince Edward, actually."
2. ORA: Prince Charles declined Prince's offer for a game of basketball and pancakes, and instead went over to Eddie Murphy's house and f--ked up his couch.
3. "How are you enjoying your olive and pickle slice cocktail, Your Highness?"
4. ORA: "What a coincidence we were both assigned to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B."
5. "The rioters done set my little red Corvette on fire."
Best of Jack Reacher
One is a wealthy has-been of dubious sexuality and...well, actually, that's both of them. Carry on.
Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Prince of Wales meets Prince that wails.
Best of blue
"Want to share a corndog?"
Best of Dr. Doom
Etiquette faux pas in 3...2...1
Best of Vinneh
"You're a Negro. Where can I score some horse? And I don't mean my wife Camilla."
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One is a wealthy has-been of dubious sexuality and...well, actually, that's both of them. Carry on.
Woman with admiring glance: "I didn't know he put a raspberry beret on THAT."
Trying to pronounce Prince's former name, Charles gags, chokes, and then passes out.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Prince of Wales meets Prince that wails.
Charles: "I want to be 'formerly known as Prince' as well, but mumsie just won't oblige."
"Want to share a corndog?"
Etiquette faux pas in 3...2...1
"You're a Negro. Where can I score some horse? And I don't mean my wife Camilla."
Vinneh
The douchebag formerly known as Prince Charles, and a musician.
.............arf
Two people that will probably never be known as "King"
There can be only one.
Two princes go in, one comes out.
(and that's not another Camilla joke)
Can you, you know, come up with a symbol for me to use, uh, instead of "Charles?"
Charles: "Oh god...did anyone see what Prince just did with that corndog?"
The Prince just farted.
Guess which one and win a prize!
Charles: "Actually I was hoping to meet with B.B. King."
Both Princes looked away uncomfortably at their demure companion's decidedly audible--and ripely scented--queef.
"Ah, and I assume this is Princess...?" The awkward pause that followed only accentuated the breach of protocol.
Prince Charles: "Actually in Britain we have a pronunciation for the combination of the symbol for male and female -- it's Nipplehead."
(...and awkward silence ensued)
Thank God for ennui.
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