1. The next phase of Zach's sick fantasy involved lots of thirsty cats.
2.Ang Lee's first "Got Milk" commercial played very well in California, New York and Massachusetts.
3. ORA: "24601! 24601!"
4. Washing the taste of Paris Hilton out of your mouth takes a lot of bleach.
5. The National Dairy Association sent their best lobbyist to persuade Barney Frank of the need for more milk subsidies.
Best of Rodney Dill
Keep him away from corndogs.
Best of mpur
Bukkake. Yer doin' it wrong. Thank God.
Best of Banana Republican
At AoM's the milk is free so why buy the bull?
Best of prince of leaves
Of all the things that suddenly changed in his life, Tyler found drinking the hardest thing to adapt to after the tracheotomy.
Best of GregMan
I see Todd never got the warning about Canadian sperm.
Best of GregMan
"One twink, one cup" proved very popular in Folsom Street movie theatres.
Best of Army of Mom
I have a sudden craving for cereal and a full body massage.
Best of Army of Mom
'ow to speak Australian: money shot
Best of Dactyl
"I'll let you whitewash my fence for an apple!" The Folsom Street production of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer was not quite as Twain wrote it.
Best of dadoctah
Lactose intolerance affects one in seven. Won't you help?
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Keep him away from corndogs.
Bukkake. Yer doin' it wrong. Thank God.
Auditions for AofM's new milk shake were as expected.
In San Francisco, pass the cup has a whole different meaning.
At AoM's the milk is free so why buy the bull?
Justine Beiber creams on himself.
Vinneh
Got Milk!
Of all the things that suddenly changed in his life, Tyler found drinking the hardest thing to adapt to after the tracheotomy.
Huffing White Paint - U R Doing It Rong!
I see Todd never got the warning about Canadian sperm (see link, if you dare).
"One twink, one cup" proved very popular in Folsom Street movie theatres.
Hey... Short Kid! This didn't work for Tom Cruise either!!!!!
Sully giggled; "Gargle all you want, gorgeous; you won't get the taste of me out of your mind..."
I'm so sorry - I threww up a little on my keyboard typing that...
Milk; It does a body good!
ur duin it rong!
Got Gilf?
WV: doide - this is not the doide you're looking for.
"SPROING!!!"
I have a sudden craving for cereal and a full body massage.
I have a sudden craving for twinks, er, I mean twinkies.
Yes, I would like some cream with that ...
*turn away Army of Dad, this one is foul. Almost so foul I considered not posting it, but you know me ....*
I told you I was a squirter.
Tyler, let me help you with that drinking problem. First take off your shirt ... yes, that's it ... now your pants ... here, let me wipe that up/off for you ...
'ow to speak Australian: snowballing
'ow to speak Australian: money shot
I have a cookie to go with that milk.
"I'll let you whitewash my fence for an apple!" The Folsom Street production of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer was not quite as Twain wrote it.
Lactose intolerance affects one in seven. Won't you help?
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