Friday, August 26, 2011

These Are Not the Skanks You're Looking For


Best of Rodney Dill
Special Hazmat suits were required for workers surveying the cracks of the great east coast earthquake.

Best of Submariner
"Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a blaster. Why woudl I be happy to see you?"

Best of Dr. Doom
Completely fed up with their lack of skills, Lord Vader finally sent the storm troopers to Starla and Darla for training. Said Lord Vader, "Those girls really know how to handle a blaster"...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Darth's new punishment for insubordination: Sometimes I wish he'd just strangle us with the Force than turn us out to do tricks!

Best of metalgarth
Finally! George Lucas makes some revisions *worth* seeing!

Best of dadoctah
"Hey, baby, wanna see me make the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs?"

Best of Steve O
All the babes dig XF519729 and XF429865.

Threadwinner: Matt the K
Pacification of the planet Butterface is complete, Lord Vader.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This 80's photo shows Kirstie Alley back when her butt was just beginning to expand, long before she'd have been eligible for the part of Jabba the Hut.



19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Aren't you kinda short for a Storm Trooper."
"Not anymore."

Rodney Dill said...

No tour of celestial bodies was complete without a visit to the rings around Uranus.

Rodney Dill said...

Special Hazmat suits were required for workers surveying the cracks of the great east coast earthquake.

Double the U said...

For the first times in their lives, the geeks really had thought they scored. It was a good thing the suits covered up their show of excitement.

Submariner said...

"Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a blaster. Why woudl I be happy to see you?"

Submariner said...

Those space cantina girls just get skankier and skankier...

Submariner said...

Jaba may like the pink and white one. Leave the other...

Dr. Doom said...

Completely fed up with their lack of skills, Lord Vader finally sent the storm troopers to Starla and Darla for training. Said Lord Vader, "Those girls really know how to handle a blaster"...

vw: seelsh - the sound heard from the storm trooper's codpiece right after Darla demonstrated the proper blaster grip...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Even the Death Star's got a cash flow problem: Move along you ho's, this is our corner!

-OR-

Darth's new punishment for insubordination: Sometimes I wish he'd just strangle us with the Force than turn us out to do tricks!

-OR-

Skanks with Wankers - Mel Brooks' spoofs and double entendres never grow old.


WordVerify: browmo - what girls with thick bushy unibrows ask for at the hair salon.

metalgarth said...

Finally! George Lucas makes some revisions *worth* seeing!

dadoctah said...

Seen here: two clone warriors, and a couple of guys in helmets.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, baby, wanna see me make the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs?"

dadoctah said...

"Phew! And I thought these things smelled bad on the *out*side!"

Steve O said...

All the babes dig XF519729 and XF429865.

Steve O said...

Angel and Angie weren't interested at first. Then they found out that the dudes they just met were like, twins.

Matt the K said...

Pacification of the planet Butterface is complete, Lord Vader.

Matt the K said...

I see her schwartz is much bigger than yours.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This 80's photo shows Kirstie Alley back when her butt was just beginning to expand, long before she'd have been eligible for the part of Jabba the Hut.

Dactyl said...

Now that's what I call a tractor beam.