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"Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a blaster. Why woudl I be happy to see you?"
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Darth's new punishment for insubordination: Sometimes I wish he'd just strangle us with the Force than turn us out to do tricks!
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"Hey, baby, wanna see me make the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs?"
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All the babes dig XF519729 and XF429865.
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Pacification of the planet Butterface is complete, Lord Vader.
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This 80's photo shows Kirstie Alley back when her butt was just beginning to expand, long before she'd have been eligible for the part of Jabba the Hut.
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"Aren't you kinda short for a Storm Trooper."
"Not anymore."
No tour of celestial bodies was complete without a visit to the rings around Uranus.
Special Hazmat suits were required for workers surveying the cracks of the great east coast earthquake.
For the first times in their lives, the geeks really had thought they scored. It was a good thing the suits covered up their show of excitement.
"Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a blaster. Why woudl I be happy to see you?"
Those space cantina girls just get skankier and skankier...
Jaba may like the pink and white one. Leave the other...
Completely fed up with their lack of skills, Lord Vader finally sent the storm troopers to Starla and Darla for training. Said Lord Vader, "Those girls really know how to handle a blaster"...
vw: seelsh - the sound heard from the storm trooper's codpiece right after Darla demonstrated the proper blaster grip...
Even the Death Star's got a cash flow problem: Move along you ho's, this is our corner!
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Darth's new punishment for insubordination: Sometimes I wish he'd just strangle us with the Force than turn us out to do tricks!
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Skanks with Wankers - Mel Brooks' spoofs and double entendres never grow old.
WordVerify: browmo - what girls with thick bushy unibrows ask for at the hair salon.
Finally! George Lucas makes some revisions *worth* seeing!
Seen here: two clone warriors, and a couple of guys in helmets.
"Hey, baby, wanna see me make the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs?"
"Phew! And I thought these things smelled bad on the *out*side!"
All the babes dig XF519729 and XF429865.
Angel and Angie weren't interested at first. Then they found out that the dudes they just met were like, twins.
Pacification of the planet Butterface is complete, Lord Vader.
I see her schwartz is much bigger than yours.
This 80's photo shows Kirstie Alley back when her butt was just beginning to expand, long before she'd have been eligible for the part of Jabba the Hut.
Now that's what I call a tractor beam.
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