Sunday, August 28, 2011
Speaking of Big Masses of Wind That Don't Live Up to the Hype...
Best of GregMan
"Let the looting begin!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Nine days' rental on Martha's Vineyard--$70,000.
Keeping him away from Washington for even a short time--priceless.
Best of Dactyl
Some people get light bulbs over their heads when they have an idea. Obama gets teleprompters. Did not see that one coming.
Best of Oiao
Obammer: "So, what you are saying, is, um, that is why a toilet flows the way it does north of the equator?"
Threadwinner: prince of leaves
Puzzled thought bubble: "Damn, I've never seen text like this on my teleprompter before. How do I pronounce it? 'WhOOoowhOOoowhOOoo'...?"
Best of metalgarth
Wow! Dick Cheney's weather control satellite is awesome.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
New Job in 2013: Hello folks, my forecast calls for mild temperatures, calm winds and zero chance of rain tonight... holy mother of crap, where did that storm come from???
Incompetent as ever, yet the revolving door of politics will still put food on his table.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Let's see those clingers cling to their guns now! Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh crap, did I say that out loud! It's not on my TelePrompTer! Oh crap, did I say *that* out loud!"
Best of Spin
Sasha that's really good, lets put it on the fridge.