Sunday, August 28, 2011

Speaking of Big Masses of Wind That Don't Live Up to the Hype...


Best of GregMan
"Let the looting begin!"

ATDHE

Best of Jack Reacher
Nine days' rental on Martha's Vineyard--$70,000.
Security arrangements--Millions.
Keeping him away from Washington for even a short time--priceless.

Best of Dactyl
Some people get light bulbs over their heads when they have an idea. Obama gets teleprompters. Did not see that one coming.

Best of Oiao
Obammer: "So, what you are saying, is, um, that is why a toilet flows the way it does north of the equator?"

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
Puzzled thought bubble: "Damn, I've never seen text like this on my teleprompter before. How do I pronounce it? 'WhOOoowhOOoowhOOoo'...?"

Best of metalgarth
Wow! Dick Cheney's weather control satellite is awesome.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
New Job in 2013: Hello folks, my forecast calls for mild temperatures, calm winds and zero chance of rain tonight... holy mother of crap, where did that storm come from???
Incompetent as ever, yet the revolving door of politics will still put food on his table.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Let's see those clingers cling to their guns now! Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh crap, did I say that out loud! It's not on my TelePrompTer! Oh crap, did I say *that* out loud!"

Best of Spin
Sasha that's really good, lets put it on the fridge.

29 comments:

blue said...

I for Irene
J for Julia
K for Katie
L for Lorraine
M for Michelle

only four more to go!!!

Double the U said...

If you don't believe this was caused by global warming you are a racist. If you don't believe I stopped it from causing sever damage you are a racist.

GregMan said...

"Big deal, so it screwed up the east coast. It's mostly rich white people that live there anyways."

GregMan said...

"Let the looting begin!"

ATDHE

GregMan said...

"Why is the hurricane all white on this display? Raaacist!""

GregMan said...

"It hit New York? Gosh, I hope The Situation is OK!"

GregMan said...

New Jersey. I meant New Jersey. *Sigh*

Jack Reacher said...

"Let me be clear; Like many Americans, my Martha's Vineyard vacation was cut short by this hurricane, and I've tasked my chief of staff with forming a plan to appoint a weather czar to study the issue."

Jack Reacher said...

Nine days' rental on Martha's Vineyard--$70,000.
Security arrangements--Millions.
Keeping him away from Washington for even a short time--priceless.

Dactyl said...

Some people get light bulbs over their heads when they have an idea. Obama gets teleprompters. Did not see that one coming.

Anonymous said...

Obammer: "So, what you are saying, is, um, that is why a toilet flows the way it does north of the equator?.

Oiao

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, um, and the lack of a, um, storm, um, surge means I was right about, um, my, um, presidency making the seas, um, recede..."

prince of leaves said...

Puzzled thought bubble: "Damn, I've never seen text like this on my teleprompter before. How do I pronounce it? 'WhOOoowhOOoowhOOoo'...?"

prince of leaves said...

Thought bubble: "How ironic - that white thingy there looks just like the O in my campaign logo!"

metalgarth said...

Wow! Dick Cheney's weather control satellite is awesome.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

New Job in 2013: Hello folks, my forecast calls for mild temperatures, calm winds and zero chance of rain tonight... holy mother of crap, where did that storm come from???
Incompetent as ever, yet the revolving door of politics will still put food on his table.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Let's see those clingers cling to their guns now! Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh crap, did I say that out loud! It's not on my TelePrompTer! Oh crap, did I say *that* out loud!"

Spin said...

Sasha that's really good, lets put it on the fridge.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Darn, I thought the MF in SCOAMF stood for Mother Firetrucker

Dr. Doom said...

Mr Obama announced a complete mobilization of the federal government moments after learning that the teleprompter factory is on Long Island...

Rodney Dill said...

The Chinese weren't very helpful. I asked the Chinese Consulate what they do after coming up against a hurricane force, and their only response was -- Irene.

jj said...

You want me to 'Newsome' the mike???

Submariner said...

My R&D folks at, uh, NSI tell me the, uh, earthquake was due to a previously, um unknown, um fault line. It's Bush's Fault. As is Irene. Now that I've, uh, done my Presidential, um, duties, I'm continuing my, um, vacation at the Gallo Vinyards out of the, um, wind.

Submariner said...

Irene is just another blow job out od those Southern red states trying to topple my empire...

Submariner said...

What does MSNBC say about it?

Anonymous said...

Looks like there's a dark cloud over his head.

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

They'll just have to eat their whirled peas.