Best of GregMan
"Let the looting begin!"
ATDHE
Best of Jack Reacher
Nine days' rental on Martha's Vineyard--$70,000.
Security arrangements--Millions.
Keeping him away from Washington for even a short time--priceless.
Best of Dactyl
Some people get light bulbs over their heads when they have an idea. Obama gets teleprompters. Did not see that one coming.
Best of Oiao
Obammer: "So, what you are saying, is, um, that is why a toilet flows the way it does north of the equator?"
Threadwinner: prince of leaves
Puzzled thought bubble: "Damn, I've never seen text like this on my teleprompter before. How do I pronounce it? 'WhOOoowhOOoowhOOoo'...?"
Best of metalgarth
Wow! Dick Cheney's weather control satellite is awesome.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
New Job in 2013: Hello folks, my forecast calls for mild temperatures, calm winds and zero chance of rain tonight... holy mother of crap, where did that storm come from???
Incompetent as ever, yet the revolving door of politics will still put food on his table.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Let's see those clingers cling to their guns now! Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh crap, did I say that out loud! It's not on my TelePrompTer! Oh crap, did I say *that* out loud!"
Best of Spin
Sasha that's really good, lets put it on the fridge.
29 comments:
I for Irene
J for Julia
K for Katie
L for Lorraine
M for Michelle
only four more to go!!!
If you don't believe this was caused by global warming you are a racist. If you don't believe I stopped it from causing sever damage you are a racist.
"Big deal, so it screwed up the east coast. It's mostly rich white people that live there anyways."
"Let the looting begin!"
ATDHE
"Why is the hurricane all white on this display? Raaacist!""
"It hit New York? Gosh, I hope The Situation is OK!"
New Jersey. I meant New Jersey. *Sigh*
"Let me be clear; Like many Americans, my Martha's Vineyard vacation was cut short by this hurricane, and I've tasked my chief of staff with forming a plan to appoint a weather czar to study the issue."
Nine days' rental on Martha's Vineyard--$70,000.
Security arrangements--Millions.
Keeping him away from Washington for even a short time--priceless.
Some people get light bulbs over their heads when they have an idea. Obama gets teleprompters. Did not see that one coming.
Obammer: "So, what you are saying, is, um, that is why a toilet flows the way it does north of the equator?.
Oiao
"Yeah, um, and the lack of a, um, storm, um, surge means I was right about, um, my, um, presidency making the seas, um, recede..."
Puzzled thought bubble: "Damn, I've never seen text like this on my teleprompter before. How do I pronounce it? 'WhOOoowhOOoowhOOoo'...?"
Thought bubble: "How ironic - that white thingy there looks just like the O in my campaign logo!"
Wow! Dick Cheney's weather control satellite is awesome.
New Job in 2013: Hello folks, my forecast calls for mild temperatures, calm winds and zero chance of rain tonight... holy mother of crap, where did that storm come from???
Incompetent as ever, yet the revolving door of politics will still put food on his table.
"Let's see those clingers cling to their guns now! Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh crap, did I say that out loud! It's not on my TelePrompTer! Oh crap, did I say *that* out loud!"
Sasha that's really good, lets put it on the fridge.
Very interesting post! Thanks.
The research paper writing service spammer is a little SCOAMF that needs to be purged before more of the little SCOAMF's try that stunt.
Darn, I thought the MF in SCOAMF stood for Mother Firetrucker
Mr Obama announced a complete mobilization of the federal government moments after learning that the teleprompter factory is on Long Island...
The Chinese weren't very helpful. I asked the Chinese Consulate what they do after coming up against a hurricane force, and their only response was -- Irene.
You want me to 'Newsome' the mike???
My R&D folks at, uh, NSI tell me the, uh, earthquake was due to a previously, um unknown, um fault line. It's Bush's Fault. As is Irene. Now that I've, uh, done my Presidential, um, duties, I'm continuing my, um, vacation at the Gallo Vinyards out of the, um, wind.
Irene is just another blow job out od those Southern red states trying to topple my empire...
What does MSNBC say about it?
Looks like there's a dark cloud over his head.
Vinneh
They'll just have to eat their whirled peas.
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