1."Mrs. Sheriff Joe Biden... I'm so happy, I'm walking on air!"
2. "And then I said, 'I'll have a jobs plan by September,' Holy Hell that's funny. I think I just shat myself."
3. "Jeez, Joe... the stagelights reflecting off the back of your head are blinding!"
4. "So it's agreed. Tomorrow we kill all the capitalists."
5. "Nothing like, um, fine Peruvian blow to make you forget, um, low approval ratings.
Best of Double the U .
Why yes Barack, I am happy to see you!
Best of Censors Hip .
Why Joe, of course I'll be your Anal Fantasy
Best of USMC2841 .
Good news. The DOJ says your uncle Omar is legal but Gibson guitars aren't.
Best of jj .
Biden, "No, turn the other way and cough".
Best of Jack Reacher .
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
Best of prince of leaves .
"Et, um, tu, Plugs?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston .
Shaken Baby Syndrome might explain things like umbrella/gate confusion, the kiddie bicycle helmet and his inability to differentiate between doors and windows.
Best of Steve O .
I don't know. I still say Heath Ledger played him better.
Best of dadoctah .
Why am I suddenly flashing back to that TV special when Frank Sinatra introduced Ray Charles?
Assistant Threadwinner Submariner .
I.See.Fifty.Seven.States!
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Why yes Barack, I am happy to see you!
Why Joe, of course I'll be your Anal Fantasy
"So then I took the bow and arrow the Minister gave me and shot an effigy of Netanyahu to demonstrate your resolve in destabilizing the Middle East", related the Vice President.
"Hey Joe, how do you like my Ray Charles impression?", asked the President, "I've been working on it all week at Martha's Vineyard for lack of anything else to do."
Good news. The DOJ says your uncle Omar is legal but Gibson guitars aren't.
Mr. Biden: "And then I had my secretary put those rolls of TP on which we had the constitution printed in the Republican Caucus restroom."
Mr. Obama: "Oh Joe - you just slay me!"
Biden, "No, turn the other way and cough".
MSNBC producers scour the FoxNews site looking for an Oreo reference...
A still from the new film Brokebank Nation.
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
"Et, um, tu, Plugs?"
It would be an understatement to say a lot of people were kinda stunned to learn the democrats' plan to balance the budget involved selling life-size Obamalama Bobblehead Dolls to the rich and famous.
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Shaken Baby Syndrome might explain things like umbrella/gate confusion, the kiddie bicycle helmet and his inability to differentiate between doors and windows.
WordVerify: deden - What this country's careening towards.
Don't laugh, BO, I finished my bucket list! Shot me a muskox with a bow and arrow! C'mon over to my house. It's stuffed and mounted and everything.
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Are you on something or just bipolar? Anytime you hear the words jobs or 2012 election or deficit you laugh hysterically and then start sobbing. Get a grip, man! We're up to our asses in alligators!
Great list! Thanks.
...and then Mr. President, Dawn's head exploded.
Oh, Joe, of course you'll be on the ticket in 2012!
Biden: "C'mon, you got bin Laden, let me be the one to nab gadhafi."
Obama: "Gadhafi? You couldn't find your ass with both hands."
Biden: "...but I've already got it right here."
Joe always said yes when Barry would ask him if he wanted a Hawaiian Punch.
don't worry Joe,my dick is so
far down the msm throat it's
sticking out their you know what.
(atdhs)
and then dawn's head supernoved
I don't know. I still say Heath Ledger played him better.
Why am I suddenly flashing back to that TV special when Frank Sinatra introduced Ray Charles?
Picture taken during mid swordfight...
I.See.Fifty.Seven.States!
I said RIGORmortis, Joe.
We've successfully gerrymandered the electoral college to give 270 votes to Boston, LA, Chicago, New York City, Seattle, and Madison...
"You want to hear something funny? Chaz Bono is going to be on Dancing With The Stars."
Vinneh
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