Tuesday, August 30, 2011
1."Mrs. Sheriff Joe Biden... I'm so happy, I'm walking on air!"
2. "And then I said, 'I'll have a jobs plan by September,' Holy Hell that's funny. I think I just shat myself."
3. "Jeez, Joe... the stagelights reflecting off the back of your head are blinding!"
4. "So it's agreed. Tomorrow we kill all the capitalists."
5. "Nothing like, um, fine Peruvian blow to make you forget, um, low approval ratings.
Best of Double the U .
Why yes Barack, I am happy to see you!
Best of Censors Hip .
Why Joe, of course I'll be your Anal Fantasy
Best of USMC2841 .
Good news. The DOJ says your uncle Omar is legal but Gibson guitars aren't.
Best of jj .
Biden, "No, turn the other way and cough".
Best of Jack Reacher .
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
Best of prince of leaves .
"Et, um, tu, Plugs?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston .
Shaken Baby Syndrome might explain things like umbrella/gate confusion, the kiddie bicycle helmet and his inability to differentiate between doors and windows.
Best of Steve O .
I don't know. I still say Heath Ledger played him better.
Best of dadoctah .
Why am I suddenly flashing back to that TV special when Frank Sinatra introduced Ray Charles?
Assistant Threadwinner Submariner .