1. "Don't bother going to the Old Navy. Dawn already cleaned that place out."
2. ORA: "Quick, get these boxes to Professor Farnsworth. They contain two alternative universes."
3. Theresa and Joanie thought a race riot would be a great opportunity to give away free puppies, but the rioters just set them on fire and tossed them through shop windows.
4. "Viddy well, my droogies, time to indulge in a bit of the old ultraviolence," who would have thought in 1968 that 'A Clockwork Orange' would be more prescient than '2001: A Space Odyssey.'"
5. "Whew! Packers! Packers won the Super Bowl! Whew! Packers!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Canada, December 26th
Best of Rodney Dill
The original SNL skit, Dick Cheney in a box, was later modified before airing.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What? We're just heading to the FedEx office."
Best of dadoctah
Not a good sign for the economy when UPS eliminated trucks.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This way, mates! Walmart's got that great "no questions asked" return policy!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If either of those gentlemen is Justin Timberlake, might I advise you to not look inside the box?
Best of GregMan
ATWCHE - And Then Winston Churchill's Head Exploded
Best of Aussie Rob
Mum never used "the good dishes" anyway...
Best of mega
Man, those iPhone 1s were huge.
Best of mega
"Hey Nigel, what does A-n-t-h-r-a-x S-p-o-r-e-s mean?"
Best of jimmy
The joke was on Trevor and Pippa, as they got home and found they'd looted two of Princess Beatrice's god-awful hats.
Best of Adriane
Oh Sh!t, you fed it after midnight didn't you!?!
Best of Double the U
"I have no idea what I am going to do with 5000 plastic sporks but F*
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Canada, December 26th
Special delivery... Candy gram for Mongo
I didn't know ACME did overnight deliveries.
WTF?!? Schrodinger had four cats?
obama immediately sends observers to London to see if he can adapt this form of 'capitalism' to the US.
Charlie Sheen's drunken dream of a woman with a big box.
The original SNL skit, Dick Cheney in a box, was later modified before airing.
"What? We're just heading to the FedEx office."
Not a good sign for the economy when UPS eliminated trucks.
The judge had to dismiss looting charges after the defense proved his clients were merely practicing the same blatant redistribution of wealth techniques used by fat cat bankers and legislators.
This way, mates! Walmart's got that great "no questions asked" return policy!
WordVerify: phtest - low income families can't afford pregnancy tests... so they improvise
If either of those gentlemen is Justin Timberlake, might I advise you to not look inside the box?
"OK guys, they've taken the bait merchandise. Ready detonators..."
Damned if V's #4 ain't the sad truth.
kinda, sorta, a boxer rebellion.
After putting Jack in a Box, Ronald McDonald & Hamburgler head for Wendy's Hot & Juicy......
Acorn starts collecting votes for the 2012 presidential election.
I didn't know the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup.
ATDHE
PMSNBC story: "Insane old white male Tea Partiers riot over Obambicare"
ATWCHE - And Then Winston Churchill's Head Exploded
Dammit! I told you we didn't have time for you to shower first. Now all that's left to loot are empty boxes!
Mum never used "the good dishes" anyway...
BBC:
"Citizens upset with conservatives' draconian budget cuts expressed their disapproval today..."
Man, those iPhone 1s were huge.
What's weirder still is the corner restaurant, "Fitz Reilly's" in downtown Karachi.
Say what you want about the yobs, they know how to tape a box.
"Hey Nigel, what does A-n-t-h-r-a-x S-p-o-r-e-s mean?"
You'd do the same thing if you knew how great those pitas were.
Nigel believed in order, and stayed on the painted line for the entire journey home.
Box Collection Tuesdays remains a venerated but mysterious tradition in England.
I see nothing here that four bullets couldn't fix.
(And I might not even need the second one.)
The joke was on Trevor and Pippa, as they got home and found they'd looted two of Princess Beatrice's god-awful hats.
This is the best argument against gun control I've seen in quite a while...
Oh Sh!t, you fed it after midnight didn't you!?!
"I have no idea what I am going to do with 5000 plastic sporks but F*<K THE RICH! wooohooo!"
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