Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Shopping, London Style




1. "Don't bother going to the Old Navy. Dawn already cleaned that place out."

2. ORA: "Quick, get these boxes to Professor Farnsworth. They contain two alternative universes."

3. Theresa and Joanie thought a race riot would be a great opportunity to give away free puppies, but the rioters just set them on fire and tossed them through shop windows. 

4. "Viddy well, my droogies, time to indulge in a bit of the old ultraviolence," who would have thought in 1968 that 'A Clockwork Orange' would be more prescient than '2001: A Space Odyssey.'"

5. "Whew! Packers! Packers won the Super Bowl! Whew! Packers!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Canada, December 26th

Best of Rodney Dill
The original SNL skit, Dick Cheney in a box, was later modified before airing.

Best of Jack Reacher
"What? We're just heading to the FedEx office."

Best of dadoctah
Not a good sign for the economy when UPS eliminated trucks.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This way, mates! Walmart's got that great "no questions asked" return policy!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
If either of those gentlemen is Justin Timberlake, might I advise you to not look inside the box?

Best of GregMan
ATWCHE - And Then Winston Churchill's Head Exploded

Best of Aussie Rob
Mum never used "the good dishes" anyway...

Best of mega
Man, those iPhone 1s were huge.

Best of mega
"Hey Nigel, what does A-n-t-h-r-a-x S-p-o-r-e-s mean?"

Best of jimmy
The joke was on Trevor and Pippa, as they got home and found they'd looted two of Princess Beatrice's god-awful hats.

Best of Adriane
Oh Sh!t, you fed it after midnight didn't you!?!

Best of Double the U
"I have no idea what I am going to do with 5000 plastic sporks but F*

34 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Canada, December 26th

Rodney Dill said...

Special delivery... Candy gram for Mongo

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know ACME did overnight deliveries.

Rodney Dill said...

WTF?!? Schrodinger had four cats?

jj said...

obama immediately sends observers to London to see if he can adapt this form of 'capitalism' to the US.

jj said...

Charlie Sheen's drunken dream of a woman with a big box.

Rodney Dill said...

The original SNL skit, Dick Cheney in a box, was later modified before airing.

Jack Reacher said...

"What? We're just heading to the FedEx office."

dadoctah said...

Not a good sign for the economy when UPS eliminated trucks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The judge had to dismiss looting charges after the defense proved his clients were merely practicing the same blatant redistribution of wealth techniques used by fat cat bankers and legislators.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This way, mates! Walmart's got that great "no questions asked" return policy!

WordVerify: phtest - low income families can't afford pregnancy tests... so they improvise

Son Of The Godfather said...

If either of those gentlemen is Justin Timberlake, might I advise you to not look inside the box?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK guys, they've taken the bait merchandise. Ready detonators..."

Damned if V's #4 ain't the sad truth.

Son Of The Godfather said...

kinda, sorta, a boxer rebellion.

blue said...

After putting Jack in a Box, Ronald McDonald & Hamburgler head for Wendy's Hot & Juicy......

Censors Hip said...

Acorn starts collecting votes for the 2012 presidential election.

GregMan said...

I didn't know the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup.

ATDHE

GregMan said...

PMSNBC story: "Insane old white male Tea Partiers riot over Obambicare"

GregMan said...

ATWCHE - And Then Winston Churchill's Head Exploded

mpur said...

Dammit! I told you we didn't have time for you to shower first. Now all that's left to loot are empty boxes!

Aussie Rob said...

Mum never used "the good dishes" anyway...

mega said...

BBC:
"Citizens upset with conservatives' draconian budget cuts expressed their disapproval today..."

mega said...

Man, those iPhone 1s were huge.

mega said...

What's weirder still is the corner restaurant, "Fitz Reilly's" in downtown Karachi.

mega said...

Say what you want about the yobs, they know how to tape a box.

mega said...

"Hey Nigel, what does A-n-t-h-r-a-x S-p-o-r-e-s mean?"

mega said...

You'd do the same thing if you knew how great those pitas were.

mega said...

Nigel believed in order, and stayed on the painted line for the entire journey home.

mega said...

Box Collection Tuesdays remains a venerated but mysterious tradition in England.

Steve O said...

I see nothing here that four bullets couldn't fix.

(And I might not even need the second one.)

jimmy said...

The joke was on Trevor and Pippa, as they got home and found they'd looted two of Princess Beatrice's god-awful hats.

Dr. Doom said...

This is the best argument against gun control I've seen in quite a while...

Adriane said...

Oh Sh!t, you fed it after midnight didn't you!?!

Double the U said...

"I have no idea what I am going to do with 5000 plastic sporks but F*<K THE RICH! wooohooo!"