1. "I said I wanted a McRIB sandwich and a large DIET coke. What's the matter, don't you speak English?"
2. Another victim of the Obama economy begs for a handout.
3. "Kobe... I'm open... I'm... (sobbing) open..." Moammar comes to terms with what is probably his last Cap This appearance.
4. "But... but... Army of Mom... I got this outfit from you!"
5. INVISBLE SANDWICH NOM NOM NOM.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Ordinarily I'm a live and let live kind of guy", explained Mr. Gaddafi, "But like most citizens of the world I have to draw the line at Anti-Dub Fridays"...
Best of Submariner
Five.
Five Lyra,
Five Lyra, 33 centimeter long...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll be baaach! See, I can still say that with a straight face, just like Arnold!
Best of metalgarth
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Best of GregMan
"But if I flee now, those kids will never get off my lawn!"
Best of jj
Stuart Margolin regrets being re-cast as Angel in the upcoming Rockford Files movie.
Best of dadoctah
"I'm looking for my Ukrainian nurse; maybe you've seen her? She had a rack about this big...."
Best of divine miss m
One taka, two taka, baksheesh...
Best of racerboy
Take my wife. Please.
Best of Dactyl
I once ruled a country thiiiis biiiig.
Best of prince of leaves
"But why? Why won't you spare a few minutes to hear about Ron Paul? Is it because you hate liberty?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Cheeburger Cheeburger cheeps pepsi, no coke... Live from New York its Saturday Night"
Best of Submariner
You entered the Cash Cab! Wanna play?
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"What me worry?", deadpanned Muammar...
"Ordinarily I'm a live and let live kind of guy", explained Mr. Gaddafi, "But like most citizens of the world I have to draw the line at Anti-Dub Fridays"...
"I will go stay with my cousin Waldo...no one will find me!"
Five.
Five Lyra,
Five Lyra, 33 centimeter long...
Army of Dad will pass sentence?
Meh, could be worse. Could be slow and painful...
Bribery at the Border
What do you mean, my check's no good? I'm worth billions, you fool! Ok, cash flow's a bit tight, but I'm good for it. Now, open the damned gate!
-OR-
Drive-by Begging = FAIL
-OR-
I'll be baaach! See, I can still say that with a straight face, just like Arnold!
Bring me a Jussipussi, infidel.
Perhaps Glenn Beck would "Restore" something for me next year?
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
"But if I flee now, those kids will never get off my lawn!"
"You couldn't at least have gotten me a big, black Canadian bus to run away in?"
"Her butt was only this big and Dub still said she was too fat! What's wrong with that guy?"
Stuart Margolin regrets being re-cast as Angel in the upcoming Rockford Files movie.
Tryouts for Detroit Lions Wide Receiver
"Boy am I glad that Obama stopped deporting illegals ... Hollywood, here I come!!"
"I'm looking for my Ukrainian nurse; maybe you've seen her? She had a rack about this big...."
One taka, two taka, baksheesh...
How 'bout a little respect for the guy who put the 'dick' in 'dictator?
Take my wife. Please.
I once ruled a country thiiiis biiiig.
♫♪Everybody was Kung-fu fighting...♪♫
ORA: At last, Big-Hand Palestinian Woman has found her perfect man!
"But why? Why won't you spare a few minutes to hear about Ron Paul? Is it because you hate liberty?"
"You can't arrest me! I'll never make general if you arrest me!" Some dreams are born to die.
wv: dialm - for meshuggah!
Hey, would I kid you?
Stop!
In the name of love...
"America, can you get me a job as a cabdriver"?
Vinneh
Fishsticks on Thursday.
Wapner at 5.
Definately.
Definately, Wapner at 5...
"Cheeburger Cheeburger cheeps pepsi, no coke... Live from New York its Saturday Night"
No this is not Achmed the dead terrorist, According to Miracle Max this one is only mostly dead.
"Inconceivable!"
You entered the Cash Cab! Wanna play?
"Yes! Yes! By Allah, yes! I want to be carried out just like that woman over there!"
And, folks say he has no sense of humor.
Some time after this picture was taken and after he reached his secret spidey hole, thousands of rebels broke out laughing when they heard Qaddafi on radio calling for people to "Free Tripoli."
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"I dropped the baby... I don't know why."
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