Monday, August 22, 2011

Ripped from the Headlines

Al


1. "I said I wanted a McRIB sandwich and a large DIET coke. What's the matter, don't you speak English?"

2. Another victim of the Obama economy begs for a handout.

3. "Kobe... I'm open... I'm... (sobbing) open..." Moammar comes to terms with what is probably his last Cap This appearance.

4. "But... but... Army of Mom... I got this outfit from you!"

5. INVISBLE SANDWICH NOM NOM NOM.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Ordinarily I'm a live and let live kind of guy", explained Mr. Gaddafi, "But like most citizens of the world I have to draw the line at Anti-Dub Fridays"...

Best of Submariner
Five.
Five Lyra,
Five Lyra, 33 centimeter long...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll be baaach! See, I can still say that with a straight face, just like Arnold!

Best of metalgarth
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Best of GregMan
"But if I flee now, those kids will never get off my lawn!"

Best of jj
Stuart Margolin regrets being re-cast as Angel in the upcoming Rockford Files movie.

Best of dadoctah
"I'm looking for my Ukrainian nurse; maybe you've seen her? She had a rack about this big...."

Best of divine miss m
One taka, two taka, baksheesh...

Best of racerboy
Take my wife. Please.

Best of Dactyl
I once ruled a country thiiiis biiiig.

Best of prince of leaves
"But why? Why won't you spare a few minutes to hear about Ron Paul? Is it because you hate liberty?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Cheeburger Cheeburger cheeps pepsi, no coke... Live from New York its Saturday Night"

Best of Submariner
You entered the Cash Cab! Wanna play?

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37 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"What me worry?", deadpanned Muammar...

Dr. Doom said...

"Ordinarily I'm a live and let live kind of guy", explained Mr. Gaddafi, "But like most citizens of the world I have to draw the line at Anti-Dub Fridays"...

blue said...

"I will go stay with my cousin Waldo...no one will find me!"

Submariner said...

Five.
Five Lyra,
Five Lyra, 33 centimeter long...

Submariner said...

Army of Dad will pass sentence?
Meh, could be worse. Could be slow and painful...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bribery at the Border
What do you mean, my check's no good? I'm worth billions, you fool! Ok, cash flow's a bit tight, but I'm good for it. Now, open the damned gate!

-OR-

Drive-by Begging = FAIL

-OR-

I'll be baaach! See, I can still say that with a straight face, just like Arnold!

Submariner said...

Bring me a Jussipussi, infidel.

Submariner said...

Perhaps Glenn Beck would "Restore" something for me next year?

metalgarth said...

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

GregMan said...

"But if I flee now, those kids will never get off my lawn!"

GregMan said...

"You couldn't at least have gotten me a big, black Canadian bus to run away in?"

GregMan said...

"Her butt was only this big and Dub still said she was too fat! What's wrong with that guy?"

jj said...

Stuart Margolin regrets being re-cast as Angel in the upcoming Rockford Files movie.

Rodney Dill said...

Tryouts for Detroit Lions Wide Receiver

blue said...

"Boy am I glad that Obama stopped deporting illegals ... Hollywood, here I come!!"

dadoctah said...

"I'm looking for my Ukrainian nurse; maybe you've seen her? She had a rack about this big...."

divine miss m said...

One taka, two taka, baksheesh...

divine miss m said...

How 'bout a little respect for the guy who put the 'dick' in 'dictator?

racerboy said...

Take my wife. Please.

Dactyl said...

I once ruled a country thiiiis biiiig.

Spin said...

♫♪Everybody was Kung-fu fighting...♪♫

prince of leaves said...

ORA: At last, Big-Hand Palestinian Woman has found her perfect man!

prince of leaves said...

"But why? Why won't you spare a few minutes to hear about Ron Paul? Is it because you hate liberty?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"You can't arrest me! I'll never make general if you arrest me!" Some dreams are born to die.


wv: dialm - for meshuggah!

Submariner said...

Hey, would I kid you?

Submariner said...

Stop!
In the name of love...

Anonymous said...

"America, can you get me a job as a cabdriver"?

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Fishsticks on Thursday.
Wapner at 5.
Definately.
Definately, Wapner at 5...

Rodney Dill said...

"Cheeburger Cheeburger cheeps pepsi, no coke... Live from New York its Saturday Night"

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

No this is not Achmed the dead terrorist, According to Miracle Max this one is only mostly dead.

Rodney Dill said...

"Inconceivable!"

Submariner said...

You entered the Cash Cab! Wanna play?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes! Yes! By Allah, yes! I want to be carried out just like that woman over there!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And, folks say he has no sense of humor.
Some time after this picture was taken and after he reached his secret spidey hole, thousands of rebels broke out laughing when they heard Qaddafi on radio calling for people to "Free Tripoli."

Spin said...

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Rodney Dill said...

"I dropped the baby... I don't know why."