Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Ride the Gun


1. Paris Hilton joins the Navy.

2. Who needs corndogs?

3. Just to piss off the liberals, Sarah Palin goes whale hunting.

4. "You guys can come out now, they repealed Don't Ask Don't Tell weeks ago."

5. "Damb there's a lot of pr0n stuffed up in there."

Best of Censors Hip
"This thing sure beats the sybian!"

Best of blue
"Rapid, continuous fire, oh boy!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Encouraged by her 'corndog' bump in the polls, Michele Bachmann decides to bring out the big guns...

Best of Censors Hip
"The spec sheet says long barreled pulsing action....but I only get to clean it!"

Threadwinner: metalgarth
Cinemax presents: "Pearl Necklace Harbor"

Best of USMC2841
Standing Order - Don't fire until you see the whites of her thighs.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Riding shotgun just isn't good enough for some people.

Best of Rodney Dill
Slim Pickens had a daughter?

Best of mpur
I like big guns and I can not lie...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I, for one, am glad to see the US Navy training women to clean it after they use it.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, those Jehovah's Witnesses certainly are persistent!

Best of Whacko
Just another day aboard the USS William Jefferson Clinton.

Best of Submariner
If this is the USS WJ Clinton, that must be the 5" Panatella Gun...

34 comments:

Censors Hip said...

"This thing sure beats the sybian!"

blue said...

"Rapid, continuous fire, oh boy!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Cleaning the barrel always reminded Susie Derkins about her illicit affair with Hobbs.

Censors Hip said...

"Corndogs are for politicians!"

blue said...

"But Chief, the corpsman told me to do stretching exercises!"

Dr. Doom said...

Encouraged by her 'corndog' bump in the polls, Michele Bachmann decides to bring out the big guns...

Censors Hip said...

"The spec sheet says long barreled pulsing action....but I only get to clean it!"

jj said...

Lubricating the big guns in the 'new' navy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guinness World Record Camel-Slide

metalgarth said...

Cinemax presents: "Pearl Necklace Harbor"

USMC2841 said...

Standing Order - Don't fire until you see the whites of her thighs.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Riding shotgun just isn't good enough for some people.

Anonymous said...

AoM has that gun

Rodney Dill said...

Tourette's Syndrome - Ur doin it rong... but, Oh so right.

Rodney Dill said...

Slim Pickens had a daughter?

Rodney Dill said...

"Sure beats that little Dutch boy."

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle Bachmann (circa 2013) "Mission Accomplished"

Rodney Dill said...

"You have the hottest pussy? Well, in three, two, one...."

Anonymous said...

For some women, when they want a hot piece of powerful vibrating metal between their legs, a motorcycle just isn't enough.

Anonymous said...

Guys, nothing you got in your pants is going to impress her now.

mpur said...

I like big guns and I can not lie...

Submariner said...

If that little thing excites her, I wonder how she'd react to treading water above a D-5 shot?

Submariner said...

Back seat gunners always irritate me...

Submariner said...

I wonder if she knows that Submariners do it deeper?

Or that we can breath through our ears?

Steve O said...

Steve O's girlfriend rides something "medium" for a change.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Correction - since "camel slide" might be funny but not nearly as sick intercoursey:

Guinness World Record Cameltoe-Slide


-OR-

PMS Sign #12: Beth's snarky comparison of your equipment to her big hard "strap-on" suggests it may not be wise to invite her for a midnight rendezvous on the poop deck.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I, for one, am glad to see the US Navy training women to clean it after they use it.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, those Jehovah's Witnesses certainly are persistent!

wv: butgar - yes, she is going to need a buttguard.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Excuse me, sir, but have you heard the good news about Ron Paul?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm telling you, lady, you're not my type!" Poor Michael discovered that being friendly in the grocery store sometimes has consequences that are unpredictable.

Whacko said...

Just another day aboard the USS William Jefferson Clinton.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

If this is the USS WJ Clinton, that must be the 5" Panatella Gun...

mega said...

A lot of unnecessary maintenance work was performed once Obama declared that the blame for high unemployment should be put on bad deck guns.