Saturday, August 20, 2011
1. "Dang, Ma, we'll never make it to Martha's Vineyard at this rate."
2.Any given Wal-Mart parking lot on any given Saturday.
3. "There must be a way we con shove a few more air conditioners into a few more windows."
4. In later years, the Mystery Machine was swapped for a trailer, and Fred and Daphne really let themselves go.
5. The new Homeland Security "See Something Say Something" PSA stubbornly continued the practice of portraying anybody but Muslims as potential terrorists.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Atomic Batteries to Power, Turbines to speed..."
Best of Robert
Paw - caint ewe stawp eatin' them funnel cakes long 'nuff fer me to clean up this mess ewe made in this char?
Best of blue
Where da Walmart??? We need more depends......
Best of Censors Hip
"...and that shiny black bus will take you to the Soylent Green Senior Center!!!!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Turns out ma & pa's combined weight cut the MPG to 3, so Edwina dropped them off on the side of the road and continued on to Disneyworld.
Threadwinner: Mr Hankey
Isn't this how all Redneck pornos start??
Best of Dr. Doom
Flounder finally proves that fat, drunk, and stupid is the way to go through life...
Best of Submariner
If the Star Wars saga had been writtne by Steinbech.
Best of JohnS1959
In Joe Biden's world, this is a Tea Party sleeper cell...
Best of Vinneh
"Thelma, if it wasn't for winning Power Ball this dream vacation would have never happened."