1. "Lookee me, I'm a Wisconsin schoolteacher. 'Give me more taxpayer money and a corndog!'"
2. "Thank you, sir, may I have another!"
3. "You think doing the Charleston would give me sort of a ... Calvin Coolidge vibe."
4. ♪ "...And it's a pelvic thrust... that'll drive you insay-yay-yay-yayne..." ♪
5. "...And now our impression of one of Andrew Sullivan's Provincetown barbecues. You have to imagine us naked and stuffed with corndogs, though."
Best of Double the U
Bend over, grab your knees and say "Big government is coming!"
Best of blue
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, you’re going shake your little tush, on the catwalk
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Throw back your head
stick out your tush
hands on your hips
give 'em a push
You'll be surprised your doin' the French Mistake
Best of jj
OK, whoever drops the biggest turd wins...
Best of Army of Mom
Showing just how hip he is, Gov Perry demonstrates just how low he can go while listening to the cadets play Ludacris songs during halftime.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Red Rover, Red Rover, let Sarah come over!
Best of Steve O
Oh crap. Someone already did the Red Rover thing. I was going to do Bachmann.
Best of Submariner
"Did you see the Quarterback? I wanna play Center!"
"No, I called Center first!"
"Pick me! Pick ME!"