1. "Lookee me, I'm a Wisconsin schoolteacher. 'Give me more taxpayer money and a corndog!'"
2. "Thank you, sir, may I have another!"
3. "You think doing the Charleston would give me sort of a ... Calvin Coolidge vibe."
4. ♪ "...And it's a pelvic thrust... that'll drive you insay-yay-yay-yayne..." ♪
5. "...And now our impression of one of Andrew Sullivan's Provincetown barbecues. You have to imagine us naked and stuffed with corndogs, though."
Best of Double the U
Bend over, grab your knees and say "Big government is coming!"
Best of blue
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, you’re going shake your little tush, on the catwalk
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Throw back your head
stick out your tush
hands on your hips
give 'em a push
You'll be surprised your doin' the French Mistake
VIOLA!
Best of jj
OK, whoever drops the biggest turd wins...
Best of Army of Mom
Showing just how hip he is, Gov Perry demonstrates just how low he can go while listening to the cadets play Ludacris songs during halftime.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Red Rover, Red Rover, let Sarah come over!
Best of Steve O
Oh crap. Someone already did the Red Rover thing. I was going to do Bachmann.
Best of Submariner
"Did you see the Quarterback? I wanna play Center!"
"No, I called Center first!"
"Pick me! Pick ME!"
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Bend over, grab your knees and say "Big government is coming!"
Is this the beginning of a gangbang or a political rally? With the media today it can be hard to tell...
vw: conhop - seriously - how appropos...
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, you’re going shake your little tush, on the catwalk
"The sailor said she had a surprise for us!"
"I said: "What what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower
Give it to me"
Throw back your head
stick out your tush
hands on your hips
give 'em a push
You'll be surprised your doin' the French Mistake
VIOLA!
OK, whoever drops the biggest turd wins...
Despite the divisiveness over the debt, the traitors in congress came together and passed H.R.69, mandating this as the official Position of the Middleclass. The senate is expected to affirm, Obamalama says he'll sign.
They're a little older than I'm used to, but I wouldn't kick 'em out of bed.
When I'm doing the old guys, it's always best to make them stretch first.
Now, now fellas. You don't have to get a running start ... there's enough of me for all of you.
Rick 'em
Rack 'em
Army of Mom wants to sack 'em!
Wowee Army of Mom! We knew you had some outfits, but that's the best one yet!
Gov Perry: C'mere, AoM. I plan to make you howl like Revellie!
Gov Perry: Suey!
Tony Romo-lookalike: Uh, Governor, we're at A&M, not Arkansas.
Gov Perry: Doesn't matter. They're all idiots.
Showing just how hip he is, Gov Perry demonstrates just how low he can go while listening to the cadets play Ludacris songs during halftime.
Everyone assume the position!
You put your left cheek in, you put your left cheek out, you put your left cheek in, and you shake it all about...
Red Rover, Red Rover, let Sarah come over!
Must be time for the NBC interview.
National Proctology Month
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im.
"Arrow"
"Corndog"
"Battleship"
(CBS announces its new gameshow where participants identify objects place in their rectum)
WV: chilterf (picture must've been taken at Lambeau Field)
Having never played leap-frog as a child, the contestants unfortunately lined up sideways and no winner was crowned...
The National Weather Service has initiated a new program for tropical storm steerage that shows promise: Political Candidate Directed Bloviating.
A 20 foot walk and they're already that winded? How bad of shape are they in?!?
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Strike that;
WHO would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Oh crap. Someone already did the Red Rover thing. I was going to do Bachmann.
Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!
"Did you see the Quarterback? I wanna play Center!"
"No, I called Center first!"
"Pick me! Pick ME!"
"Knack whack, panty whack, give your dog a bone....."
Oiao
(apologies if someone alrealdy hit this but I did not read the above posts).
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