Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Perry, Dodge, Thrust

Schneider


1. "Lookee me, I'm a Wisconsin schoolteacher. 'Give me more taxpayer money and a corndog!'"

2. "Thank you, sir, may I have another!"

3. "You think doing the Charleston would give me sort of a ... Calvin Coolidge vibe."

4. "...And it's a pelvic thrust... that'll drive you insay-yay-yay-yayne..."

5.  "...And now our impression of one of Andrew Sullivan's Provincetown barbecues. You have to imagine us naked and stuffed with corndogs, though."

Best of Double the U
Bend over, grab your knees and say "Big government is coming!"

Best of blue
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, you’re going shake your little tush, on the catwalk

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Throw back your head
stick out your tush
hands on your hips
give 'em a push
You'll be surprised your doin' the French Mistake
VIOLA!

Best of jj
OK, whoever drops the biggest turd wins...

Best of Army of Mom
Showing just how hip he is, Gov Perry demonstrates just how low he can go while listening to the cadets play Ludacris songs during halftime.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Red Rover, Red Rover, let Sarah come over!

Best of Steve O
Oh crap. Someone already did the Red Rover thing. I was going to do Bachmann.

Best of Submariner
"Did you see the Quarterback? I wanna play Center!"
"No, I called Center first!"
"Pick me! Pick ME!"

32 comments:

Double the U said...

Bend over, grab your knees and say "Big government is coming!"

Dr. Doom said...

Is this the beginning of a gangbang or a political rally? With the media today it can be hard to tell...

vw: conhop - seriously - how appropos...

blue said...

On the catwalk, on the catwalk, you’re going shake your little tush, on the catwalk

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"The sailor said she had a surprise for us!"

Butters Cotch said...

"I said: "What what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower
Give it to me"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Throw back your head
stick out your tush
hands on your hips
give 'em a push
You'll be surprised your doin' the French Mistake
VIOLA!

jj said...

OK, whoever drops the biggest turd wins...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Despite the divisiveness over the debt, the traitors in congress came together and passed H.R.69, mandating this as the official Position of the Middleclass. The senate is expected to affirm, Obamalama says he'll sign.

Army of Mom said...

They're a little older than I'm used to, but I wouldn't kick 'em out of bed.

Army of Mom said...

When I'm doing the old guys, it's always best to make them stretch first.

Army of Mom said...

Now, now fellas. You don't have to get a running start ... there's enough of me for all of you.

Army of Mom said...

Rick 'em
Rack 'em
Army of Mom wants to sack 'em!

Army of Mom said...

Wowee Army of Mom! We knew you had some outfits, but that's the best one yet!

Army of Mom said...

Gov Perry: C'mere, AoM. I plan to make you howl like Revellie!

Army of Mom said...

Gov Perry: Suey!
Tony Romo-lookalike: Uh, Governor, we're at A&M, not Arkansas.
Gov Perry: Doesn't matter. They're all idiots.

Army of Mom said...

Showing just how hip he is, Gov Perry demonstrates just how low he can go while listening to the cadets play Ludacris songs during halftime.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Everyone assume the position!

Dactyl said...

You put your left cheek in, you put your left cheek out, you put your left cheek in, and you shake it all about...

Kaptain Krude said...

Red Rover, Red Rover, let Sarah come over!

Jack Reacher said...

Must be time for the NBC interview.

Rodney Dill said...

National Proctology Month

Rodney Dill said...

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im.

Rodney Dill said...

"Arrow"
"Corndog"
"Battleship"

(CBS announces its new gameshow where participants identify objects place in their rectum)

WV: chilterf (picture must've been taken at Lambeau Field)

Submariner said...

Having never played leap-frog as a child, the contestants unfortunately lined up sideways and no winner was crowned...

Submariner said...

The National Weather Service has initiated a new program for tropical storm steerage that shows promise: Political Candidate Directed Bloviating.

Submariner said...

A 20 foot walk and they're already that winded? How bad of shape are they in?!?

Submariner said...

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

Submariner said...

Strike that;
WHO would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Steve O said...

Oh crap. Someone already did the Red Rover thing. I was going to do Bachmann.

mpur said...

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!

Submariner said...

"Did you see the Quarterback? I wanna play Center!"
"No, I called Center first!"
"Pick me! Pick ME!"

Anonymous said...

"Knack whack, panty whack, give your dog a bone....."

Oiao

(apologies if someone alrealdy hit this but I did not read the above posts).