Best of mpur
And if your pussy wasn't free, you'd be a whore.
Best of Oiao
Is the little black kid hiding behind her back?
Best of Rodney Dill
...but there would be a lot more zombies at your door.
Best of Submariner
Fantastic! My September "Skank of the Month Club" installment got here early...
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And if your pussy wasn't free, you'd be a whore.
The relentless taunting of blind men into thinking that they are in a fish market continues...
Cassie, you're not going to distract me a fourth time. I'm here for the rent. R-E-N-T.
-OR-
Actually, dear, if tits were brains, you'd be diagnosed with the worst case of Chiari Malformation in the annals of medical science.
-OR-
Timed Test*
Count all the hidden V's, K?
*no retries due to premature submission or lost concentration.
Stump the Puritanical Prosecutor!
With lap dance revenues at an all-time low, Wanda volunteers as an interactive gameboard for Mattel's hot new "Where's Waldo" and "Hide the Salami" series.
AP UPDATE: Mattel sues Hasbro for patent infringement over their newly released Hungry Hungry Hips gameboard. Story developing.
Yes, 'twas I who queefed. So?
"Do you smell salmon?"
Just my Anal Fantasy, hon. Nothing to worry about...
I'm not sure why I got credit for posting her, but, well, if you twisted my arm, I'd do her!
OK, full disclosure, you would not have to twist my arm!
Is the little black kid hiding behind her back?
- Oiao
But I don't want to marry the Princess with the ... large IQ ...
Amazing. Thanks for post.
"Who you think you gonna satisfy with that?"
"ME."
"Elaine Does Kegels" immediately stole the number one exercise spot away from Tuesday's featured video: Butt Clenching with A-Holes
A specialized Navy technique -
1) yell "Down Periscope!"
2) yell "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"
3) keep making the aooogah aooogah sound effect even when muffled by clenched thighs.
...but there would be a lot more zombies at your door.
Add a drop or two of fish oil and VOILA!
instant scratch and sniff poster...
Issue of Playboy: $3.00
Box of Kleenex: $1.29
Realizing your roomie just wacked off to what used to be a boy in your 9th grade homeroom class: PRICELESS
Fantastic! My September "Skank of the Month Club" installment got here early...
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