Friday, August 12, 2011

More Fridays Star Wars Stuff

From Phloggie


Little Known Star Wars Factoids

1. George Lucas copied the Star Wars idea almost word for word from an unpublished manuscript by author Lyman Frank Baum.

2. Vader's loathing for androids and little creatures stems from the Empire's embarrassing early defeat in The Yellow Brick Road Massacre.

3. Judy Garland lost out for the role of Princess Leia after refusing a screen test for a risque partial nudity threesome with Harrison Ford and Chewy in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.

4. The original Death Star was a hot air balloon with a big magnifying glass.

5. James Earl Jones still suffers nightmares involving little people with sharp pointy objects.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'll get you my sweeties and your little droidie too."

Best of GregMan
"Lord Vader! Let us tell you about Ron Paul!"

Best of dadoctah
Beneath the mask, whatever small fragment remains of Anakin Skywalker thinks back to the Jawas who used to steal his milk money when he was a small child on Tatooine.
This would not end well.

Best of Adriane
You know, I just haven't been the same since that Death Star fell on my sister ...

Best of blue
"You just had to look behind the curtain, didn't you!!"

Best of Spin
Bob tried Enzyte™ and just look at his Schwartz now.

Best of Double the U
Now that whole playing Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon" while watching this movie makes sense.

Best of prince of leaves
"I sense a diminutive disturbance in the Force. Several of them, actually..."

Best of Dr. Doom
Who knew that the Lolly Pop Guild was really a deep cover Sith cell all along?

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn Yoda had a big libido for a little sucker."

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll get you my sweeties and your little droidie too."

metalgarth said...

Super ORA: And then Harry S. Plinkett's head exploded

dadoctah said...

"One last time: who the hell is Nikko?"

GregMan said...

"Lord Vader! Let us tell you about Ron Paul!"

GregMan said...

How the NYT views the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals after it struck down ObambiCare.

GregMan said...

London's new riot police left a "little" something to be desired.

dadoctah said...

Beneath the mask, whatever small fragment remains of Anakin Skywalker thinks back to the Jawas who used to steal his milk money when he was a small child on Tatooine.

This would not end well.

Adriane said...

You know, I just haven't been the same since that Death Star fell on my sister ...

blue said...

"You just had to look behind the curtain, didn't you!!"

Spin said...

Bob tried Enzyte™ and just look at his Schwartz now.

Double the U said...

Now that whole playing Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon" while watching this movie makes sense.

prince of leaves said...

"I sense a diminutive disturbance in the Force. Several of them, actually..."

prince of leaves said...

"We represent the Lightsaber League! The Lightsaber League! The Lightsa--" [vvvreeeeuuww] [thunk-thunk-thunk!]

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Follow the Yellow Roll-up! Follow the Yellow Roll-up!"

Dr. Doom said...

Who knew that the Lolly Pop Guild was really a deep cover Sith cell all along?

Dr. Doom said...

Boy that George Lucas can set up a plot line can't he?

jj said...

Death by a thousand little peckers.

Anonymous said...

The Stars Wars sequels are really starting to stretch it.

Vinneh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Looks like Yoda took a little side trip on his way to exile on Degoba

sonicfrog said...

Midgets... Midichlorions... Oh.... OK... NOW I understand what the force is all about!!!!!

Rodney Dill said...

As a Child Anakin didn't like Pixie Stix either.

USMC2841 said...

Who am I kidding. There's no way your schwartz is as long as mine.