Because I am feeling under the weather....
When did Mittens get the second head attached? I like it. Very Beeblebroxian.
Best of Rodney Dill
"So how YOU doin'?"
Best of racerboy
"I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this hairstyle."
Best of Oiao
"I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve of the way Bachman eats corndogs!"
Best of dadoctah
Campaign strategy: surround yourself with people who look like the guy in the white cap so you come off even more drop-dead gorgeous by comparison.
Best of Submariner
GLAD to meet you; forget about Romneycare.
Glad to MEET you; forget about Romney-care.
Glad to meet YOU; forget about...
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"So how YOU doin'?"
"Nice to meet you Mr. Romney... hey what happened to my watch?", cried the citizen.
"I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this hairstyle."
where da corn dog women?
"As President, I promise to stop unfair wealth redistribution. We will issue each of you one black kid to carry around."
"I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve of the way Bachman eats corndogs!"
Oiao
Campaign strategy: surround yourself with people who look like the guy in the white cap so you come off even more drop-dead gorgeous by comparison.
"Seriously, are you folks surprised a black guy wrecked our credit??"
GLAD to meet you; forget about Romneycare.
Glad to MEET you; forget about Romney-care.
Glad to meet YOU; forget about...
Where da black women?
I just flew in from Massachusetts and boy are my arms tired. Thank you. I'll be here until the next primary. Try the sacrificiial lamb-chops...
Go get me a regional beverage of choice, boy.
Oh, sorry Mr. President...
"Hey, I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy", said Mr. Romney...
"Yes, we had the wind turned off because, well, you can't be too careful when it comes to hair."
cool post! thanks!
"I'm rich, and have an awesome smile and hair. Why are we even bothering with an election, people?"
"Who's the babe sucking on the corn dog over there"?
Vinneh
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