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Monday, August 08, 2011
Love the Kicky Scarf, Bam-Bam
1. "He's loved buttless leather chaps ever since Frank Marshall Davis used to play 'cowboys and oppressed people of color' with him."
2. "We were gonna, um, be the Village People, but, um, Axelrod thought the um, construction worker outfit was too lumpen proletariat for him."
3. "I borrowed it from Joe Biden. The pockets are still stuffed with 'Bazooka Joe' cartoons. Guy finds them hilarious for some reason."
4. How The West Was Lost.
5. Naturally, being a total space cadet, Joe Biden obligingly dressed up as Buzz Lightyear.
Best of Censors Hip
(well, someone has to say it......)
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Best of HLam
"There's a new Community Organizer in town."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Daing it John Maynard", lisped the President, "I just cain't quit you"...
Best of blue
"Where da gay cowboy poetry reading at?"
Best of metalgarth
Why can't the MSM quit you?
Best of Rodney Dill
"Lift the debt ceiling.... You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Sorry 15 Trillion Schnitzengruben is my limit."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Dances With Downgrades"
Best of Submariner
Who the hell was THAT woman and why did her head just blow up?
Best of Spin
Western holster worn over 'mom jeans' ... EPIC FAIL
Best of Artfldgr
Can you believe it? All on sale at Urban Outfitters...
Best of JohnS1959
On our next episode President Howdy will explain macro-economics to Buffalo Bob while blaming the country's economic woes on Lamb Chop...
Best of Frankie Lane
Obama: Rolling, rolling, rolling ...
...Um, Mr. President, there aren't any cattle...
Obama: Cattle?!? We're rolling the American Taxpayers!
Best of mpur
Obama is looking forward to the Village People reunion tour.
Best of Rodney Dill
Little known facts #1145: Kemosabe is Kenyan for community organizer... who knew?
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(well, someone has to say it......)
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
(this one also...)
"Hey, where the white women at?"
"He conquered fear, and he conquered hate, / He turned dark night into day, / He made his blazing saddle / A torch to light the way..."
"There's a new Community Organizer in town."
"Daing it John Maynard", lisped the President, "I just cain't quit you"...
Too subtle perhaps?
"Well when you said you were wearing your moo-moo to the state dinner, I thought this would be the perfect compliment to it", replied the President to the First Lady...
"Where da gay cowboy poetry reading?"
Where can I get some pudding?
Owner of the first fried chicken stand "west of the Pecos"
Why can't the MSM quit you?
vw: amesse.
Nothing left to caption at this point.
"The sheriff is a ni...."
Alright Dawn, stop whining already...
One half of Broke Mountain.
...meanwhile, somewhere on a book tour, Sarah Palin thought to herself, "Hmmm, maybe I was too quick to dismiss this buckaroo."
"Brokeass Nation" starring Barrack Obama.
Putting the Mo Fo, back in yippie-Kiyay
"Debt ceilings... we don't need no stinkin' debt ceilings."
Don't Mess with Taxes.
"Lift the debt ceiling.... You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"
"Mongo like Candy."
As he now worked for Mel Brooks, Obama got to claim another job created.
We're gonna have more Blazing Saddle references than Rock Ridge has Johnsons.
WV: Prolly - 'cause I'm prolly right.
I didn't get a Harumph outta John McCain there.
"Sorry 15 Trillion Schnitzengruben is my limit."
"I learned everything I know about Community organizin' from Cleavon Little."
"Where's my horse? Haven't Hillary and Biden got their costume on yet? Wait a minute... that horse got no front end."
Obama: "The Sheriff's a WHAT!?!"
...with Barack Obama in Brokeflat Mountain.
"Dammit Biden, I said I wanted radio for my birthday, not a rodeo."
"I listened to Palin talk to learn how ta drop my f*ckin' g's"
"No Mr. Frank, I don't believe Enumclaw is the best place to learn how to ride a horse."
Heigh-ho Silver (and gold and bonds and stocks and dollars) Away...
"I'm your huckleberry..."
Obama only pawn... in game of life
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. "
"We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!"
"Dances With Downgrades"
"The Outlaw Josey Fails"
I pray for your sake I misheard you, Joe. I thought we agreed that I was going as Roy Rogers and YOU were going as Trigger...
What the heck - it worked for everything else so I blame my dress on Bush too.
My administration's ripping off of Ronald Reagan comparisons isn't working. How about Will Rogers?
Who the hell was THAT woman and why did her head just blow up?
I don't think I got that "sashe" part down quite right, Barney; will you show me again?
"Is this where the Tea Party is?"
"But, but...I don't *have* any friends in low places!"
Western holster worn over 'mom jeans' ... EPIC FAIL
The new re-designed "Westworld"...
The OLD "Westworld" with Yul Brynner has been upgraded to the more politically correct O metro-sexual model 5315515.
"Westworld" where anothers fantasies become your reality...
[to understand the model number, type into a calculator and turn upside down...]
No, a corduroy vest dont make you look like Reagan clearing brush, and you can forget about an orange jumpsuit
Hey Urkel is this your new look for the Folsom street fair?
When Michelle said she liked chaps, she meant the cologne...
Excuse me Mr president, you do know what happened to Butch Cassidy?
Since this picture had been taken, Barney has been trying to come back over from fannie mae....
C'mon, be honest, you really didn't know it was me, did you?
heard in the background was Lili Von Shtupp: "Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"
Now, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
Can you believe it? All on sale at Urban Outfitters...
Heck, if they thought my bowing was bad, wait till I show up at a state dinner in this ditty, wearing my cowboy dancing boots, singing “Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)...
"Yipee-ki-Double A+, Motherf**ker!"
On our next episode President Howdy will explain macro-economics to Buffalo Bob while blaming the country's economic woes on Lamb Chop...
"No Michelle, the saddle doesn't make your ass look fat."
"Well it seems that being a Community Organizer really isn't good training for becoming President", sighed Mr. Obama, "But its all good Amerikkka - I'm going to be a Cowboy, and Michelle is going to be a Vacation Planner"...
"Mr. President, did your policies kill anymore of our servicemen today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
He's a tenderfoot in more ways than one.
Vinneh
Politics is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
Looks like someone's preparing to ride into the sunset come 2012.
-OR-
At the White House costume ball, absolutely nobody guessed who he was supposed to be, so he put on a name tag: ORA generic western villain
-OR-
At least he got the black hat right.
-OR-
The Stupid Political Pose Popup Book looks great on any coffee table!
Carter and the Rabbit
Ford and the Stumble
Clinton and the Stain
Michael Dukakis and the tank
Bush and the Mission Accomplished Banner
Dan Quayle and the Potato Chalkboard
Obamalama and the Umbrella, the Kiddie Bike Helmet, the Cowboy Outfit
"Fill Your pants, you son-of-a-bitch!"
ORA: "Now all I need is some Jheri curl and my Cowboy Curtis costume is complete!"
Obama: Rolling, rolling, rolling ...
...Um, Mr. President, there aren't any cattle...
Obama: Cattle?!? We're rolling the American Taxpayers!
ORA
♬
Back from the Shadows again !
Out where an In-jun's your friend!
Where the veg'tables are green,
you can eat peas by the stream! (and thats important)
Yes, we're back from the Shadows again!'
♬
Obama is looking forward to the Village People reunion tour.
Israelis remain skeptical of Obama despite his claim "I can't quit Jews!" at his recent Wyoming press conference.
Nooo! Dagflangblammit! I said the 'usurper'is near!!!
Is it twoo that you people are......uh......gifted?
No, it's not twoo, it's not twoo.
.......arf
"Wasn't my first choice, but they were all out of Star Wars stormtrooper costumes."
Little known facts #1145: Kemosabe is Kenyan for community organizer... who knew?
"Yep we can!"
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