Monday, August 08, 2011

Love the Kicky Scarf, Bam-Bam


1. "He's loved buttless leather chaps ever since Frank Marshall Davis used to play 'cowboys and oppressed people of color' with him."

2. "We were gonna, um, be the Village People, but, um, Axelrod thought the um, construction worker outfit was too lumpen proletariat for him."

3. "I borrowed it from Joe Biden. The pockets are still stuffed with 'Bazooka Joe' cartoons. Guy finds them hilarious for some reason."

4. How The West Was Lost.

5. Naturally, being a total space cadet, Joe Biden obligingly dressed up as Buzz Lightyear. 

Best of Censors Hip
(well, someone has to say it......)
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Best of HLam
"There's a new Community Organizer in town."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Daing it John Maynard", lisped the President, "I just cain't quit you"...

Best of blue
"Where da gay cowboy poetry reading at?"

Best of metalgarth
Why can't the MSM quit you?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Lift the debt ceiling.... You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Sorry 15 Trillion Schnitzengruben is my limit."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Dances With Downgrades"

Best of Submariner
Who the hell was THAT woman and why did her head just blow up?

Best of Spin
Western holster worn over 'mom jeans' ... EPIC FAIL

Best of Artfldgr
Can you believe it? All on sale at Urban Outfitters...

Best of JohnS1959
On our next episode President Howdy will explain macro-economics to Buffalo Bob while blaming the country's economic woes on Lamb Chop...

Best of Frankie Lane
Obama: Rolling, rolling, rolling ...
...Um, Mr. President, there aren't any cattle...
Obama: Cattle?!? We're rolling the American Taxpayers!

Best of mpur
Obama is looking forward to the Village People reunion tour.

Best of Rodney Dill
Little known facts #1145: Kemosabe is Kenyan for community organizer... who knew?

78 comments:

Censors Hip said...

(well, someone has to say it......)

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Censors Hip said...

(this one also...)

"Hey, where the white women at?"

Censors Hip said...

"He conquered fear, and he conquered hate, / He turned dark night into day, / He made his blazing saddle / A torch to light the way..."

HLam said...

"There's a new Community Organizer in town."

Dr. Doom said...

"Daing it John Maynard", lisped the President, "I just cain't quit you"...

Too subtle perhaps?

Dr. Doom said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Dr. Doom said...

"Well when you said you were wearing your moo-moo to the state dinner, I thought this would be the perfect compliment to it", replied the President to the First Lady...

blue said...

"Where da gay cowboy poetry reading?"

metalgarth said...

Where can I get some pudding?

metalgarth said...

Owner of the first fried chicken stand "west of the Pecos"

metalgarth said...

Why can't the MSM quit you?

metalgarth said...

vw: amesse.

Nothing left to caption at this point.

jj said...

"The sheriff is a ni...."

Alright Dawn, stop whining already...

jj said...

One half of Broke Mountain.

dadoctah said...

...meanwhile, somewhere on a book tour, Sarah Palin thought to herself, "Hmmm, maybe I was too quick to dismiss this buckaroo."

USMC2841 said...

"Brokeass Nation" starring Barrack Obama.

Rodney Dill said...

Putting the Mo Fo, back in yippie-Kiyay

Rodney Dill said...

"Debt ceilings... we don't need no stinkin' debt ceilings."

Rodney Dill said...

Don't Mess with Taxes.

Rodney Dill said...

"Lift the debt ceiling.... You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Mongo like Candy."

Rodney Dill said...

As he now worked for Mel Brooks, Obama got to claim another job created.

Rodney Dill said...

We're gonna have more Blazing Saddle references than Rock Ridge has Johnsons.

WV: Prolly - 'cause I'm prolly right.

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't get a Harumph outta John McCain there.

Rodney Dill said...

"Sorry 15 Trillion Schnitzengruben is my limit."

Rodney Dill said...

"I learned everything I know about Community organizin' from Cleavon Little."

Rodney Dill said...

"Where's my horse? Haven't Hillary and Biden got their costume on yet? Wait a minute... that horse got no front end."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "The Sheriff's a WHAT!?!"

Rodney Dill said...

...with Barack Obama in Brokeflat Mountain.

Rodney Dill said...

"Dammit Biden, I said I wanted radio for my birthday, not a rodeo."

Rodney Dill said...

"I listened to Palin talk to learn how ta drop my f*ckin' g's"

Rodney Dill said...

"No Mr. Frank, I don't believe Enumclaw is the best place to learn how to ride a horse."

Rodney Dill said...

Heigh-ho Silver (and gold and bonds and stocks and dollars) Away...

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm your huckleberry..."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama only pawn... in game of life

Rodney Dill said...

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. "

Rodney Dill said...

"We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Dances With Downgrades"

Jack Reacher said...

"The Outlaw Josey Fails"

Submariner said...

I pray for your sake I misheard you, Joe. I thought we agreed that I was going as Roy Rogers and YOU were going as Trigger...

Submariner said...

What the heck - it worked for everything else so I blame my dress on Bush too.

Submariner said...

My administration's ripping off of Ronald Reagan comparisons isn't working. How about Will Rogers?

Submariner said...

Who the hell was THAT woman and why did her head just blow up?

Submariner said...

I don't think I got that "sashe" part down quite right, Barney; will you show me again?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Is this where the Tea Party is?"

dadoctah said...

"But, but...I don't *have* any friends in low places!"

Spin said...

Western holster worn over 'mom jeans' ... EPIC FAIL

Artfldgr said...

The new re-designed "Westworld"...

The OLD "Westworld" with Yul Brynner has been upgraded to the more politically correct O metro-sexual model 5315515.

"Westworld" where anothers fantasies become your reality...

[to understand the model number, type into a calculator and turn upside down...]

Artfldgr said...

No, a corduroy vest dont make you look like Reagan clearing brush, and you can forget about an orange jumpsuit

Artfldgr said...

Hey Urkel is this your new look for the Folsom street fair?

Artfldgr said...

When Michelle said she liked chaps, she meant the cologne...

Artfldgr said...

Excuse me Mr president, you do know what happened to Butch Cassidy?

Artfldgr said...

Since this picture had been taken, Barney has been trying to come back over from fannie mae....

Artfldgr said...

C'mon, be honest, you really didn't know it was me, did you?

Artfldgr said...

heard in the background was Lili Von Shtupp: "Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"

Artfldgr said...

Now, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.

Artfldgr said...

Can you believe it? All on sale at Urban Outfitters...

Artfldgr said...

Heck, if they thought my bowing was bad, wait till I show up at a state dinner in this ditty, wearing my cowboy dancing boots, singing “Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)...

Mr. Right said...

"Yipee-ki-Double A+, Motherf**ker!"

JohnS1959 said...

On our next episode President Howdy will explain macro-economics to Buffalo Bob while blaming the country's economic woes on Lamb Chop...

Rodney Dill said...

"No Michelle, the saddle doesn't make your ass look fat."

JohnS1959 said...

"Well it seems that being a Community Organizer really isn't good training for becoming President", sighed Mr. Obama, "But its all good Amerikkka - I'm going to be a Cowboy, and Michelle is going to be a Vacation Planner"...

Rodney Dill said...

"Mr. President, did your policies kill anymore of our servicemen today?"
"Day ain't over yet."

Anonymous said...

He's a tenderfoot in more ways than one.

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

Politics is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like someone's preparing to ride into the sunset come 2012.

-OR-

At the White House costume ball, absolutely nobody guessed who he was supposed to be, so he put on a name tag: ORA generic western villain

-OR-

At least he got the black hat right.

-OR-

The Stupid Political Pose Popup Book looks great on any coffee table!
Carter and the Rabbit
Ford and the Stumble
Clinton and the Stain
Michael Dukakis and the tank
Bush and the Mission Accomplished Banner
Dan Quayle and the Potato Chalkboard
Obamalama and the Umbrella, the Kiddie Bike Helmet, the Cowboy Outfit

GregMan said...

"Fill Your pants, you son-of-a-bitch!"

Dactyl said...

ORA: "Now all I need is some Jheri curl and my Cowboy Curtis costume is complete!"

Frankie Lane said...

Obama: Rolling, rolling, rolling ...
...Um, Mr. President, there aren't any cattle...
Obama: Cattle?!? We're rolling the American Taxpayers!

Rodney Dill said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Rodney Dill said...

ORA

Back from the Shadows again !
Out where an In-jun's your friend!
Where the veg'tables are green,
you can eat peas by the stream! (and thats important)
Yes, we're back from the Shadows again!'

mpur said...

Obama is looking forward to the Village People reunion tour.

Matt the K said...

Israelis remain skeptical of Obama despite his claim "I can't quit Jews!" at his recent Wyoming press conference.

Matt the K said...

Nooo! Dagflangblammit! I said the 'usurper'is near!!!

Anonymous said...

Is it twoo that you people are......uh......gifted?

No, it's not twoo, it's not twoo.


.......arf

dadoctah said...

"Wasn't my first choice, but they were all out of Star Wars stormtrooper costumes."

Rodney Dill said...

Little known facts #1145: Kemosabe is Kenyan for community organizer... who knew?

Aussie Rob said...

"Yep we can!"