Friday, August 05, 2011

Let Me Be Blunt

Brender


1. Obama's economic team formulates their new stimulus strategy.

2. When the New York Times began printing on hemp-based paper, you could literally breathe in the radicalism.

3.  "Amateurs," sniffed Woody Harrelson.

4. Eventually, the Police learned to deal with the violent flash mob movement by just handing out giant spleefs at public events.

5. And that's when Van Jones decided he was, like, for sure, going to challenge Obama in the primaries.

Best of dub
Bill Clintons other interns lament "No, that's not getting the taste out of my mouth either".

Best of dadoctah
Due to a mixup in dispatching, Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by the wrong "Marley's ghost".

Best of Dr. Doom
CBS News poll results are hard to reconcile until you meet their statisticians...

Best of divine miss m
Jamaica's generous foreign aid program did little to help Haiti rebuild, but sure took their minds off the problem.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
That 70's Show: Jamaica

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner mega
Break time at Chrysler.

Best of JohnS1959
"Sorry guys, this was the best I could do", explained the DNC Policy Team Facilitator. "The folks over at MoveOn.org got all of the crack"...

Best of USMC2841
For some reason Willie Nelson sells out every time he plays Jamaica.

Best of jj
Detroit City Council prepares for another session...

Best of Rodney Dill
RICOLAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Best of Steve O
Yeah, well... so... back in the States we have Hot Dog eating contests!

Best of Submariner
The Haitian Synchronized Spliffy Smoke-Ring Mummer's group never wins.

They really don't care.

Best of Artfldgr
This? OH this!... its a vuvula thingie. Smoke? what smoke officer? oh my god someone set fire to my vuvula!

Best of Rodney Dill
,,,then the trumpeter's began to play the Charlie Sheen Fanfare.

38 comments:

Double the U said...

See, you legalize this stuff and people just waste it.

dub said...

Bill Clintons other interns lament "No, that's not getting the taste out of my mouth either".

Steve O said...

Hmm. Maybe some culture ARE superior.

Carpe phlogiston said...

Blowing on ganja kazoos, Philly gangbangers hold a rally in support of the murderous thugs who gunned down a bus in Philly in broad daylight.
Any wonder Cosby says blacks keep shooting themselves in their feet?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like #23 Tyrone "Puffmommy" Pinkcus mistakenly thinks he's entered the annual Haitian BJ competition.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At the trial, they'll use Billy Clinton's "I never inhaled" defense.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In 3rd world countries, 9 out of 10 handmade exploding cigars are not intended as a gag gift.

-OR-

Hatians for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies gather to protest just outside a New York voodoo cemetery.

dadoctah said...

Due to a mixup in dispatching, Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by the wrong "Marley's ghost".

blue said...

Obama Hip Hop Birthday party did get a little out of hand

Dr. Doom said...

CBS News poll results are hard to reconcile until you meet their statisticians...

Dr. Doom said...

In California, the state is broke, the economy is in a shambles, and they are overrun with illegal aliens, but for some reason no one seems to care...

divine miss m said...

Jamaica's generous foreign aid program did little to help Haiti rebuild, but sure took their minds off the problem.

Son Of The Godfather said...

'Scuse me, roommates... I thought we agreed you would not go into my closet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That 70's Show: Jamaica

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So Dawn, how'd the family reunion turn out?"

mega said...

Break time at Crysler.

JohnS1959 said...

"Sorry guys, this was the best I could do", explained the DNC Policy Team Facilitator. "The folks over at MoveOn.org got all of the crack"...

Anonymous said...

How decisions are really made in Washington.

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

Sometimes medical marijuana can be very effective but the dosage is really a DRAG.

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Inner city Detroit responds to S&P reduction in the US credit rating. Of course this could be their response to any other event in history also...

Submariner said...

Dawn's brothers prep for the big Old Navy sale.

Submariner said...

It's a Rasta thing; you wouldn't understand.

Submariner said...

Voters prepare to cast votes for Obama.

Artfldgr said...

After a crate of cheech and chongs big bamboo washed up, everyone wanted to try to use the rolling paper in the album jacket...

Artfldgr said...

The beautiful people who live under the green giants shadow are happy to pick up his roaches and smoke them

USMC2841 said...

For some reason Willie Nelson sells out every time he plays Jamaica.

mega said...

Oddly, Detroit continues to lag other cities in worker productivity.

mega said...

Members were selected for the Deficit Super Committee based on their ability to get along and understand the larger picture that ties us all together as people.

mega said...

After a flash mob, a big one anyway, where they'd stomped and beaten at least 200 white people, Cedric enjoyed kicking back and reflecting on the day.

jj said...

Detroit City Council prepares for another session...

jj said...

Residents of Washington DC disguise their blow guns as doobies in an attempt to lure victims...

Pieces of Diane's head were found for miles...

Rodney Dill said...

RICOLAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Rodney Dill said...

The Jolly Green Giant was really pissed that someone had gotten into his stash.

Steve O said...

Yeah, well... so... back in the States we have Hot Dog eating contests!

Steve O said...

I'm guessing that's not for medicinal purposes.

Submariner said...

The Haitian Synchronized Spliffy Smoke-Ring Mummer's group never wins.


They really don't care.

Artfldgr said...

This? OH this!... its a vuvula thingie. Smoke? what smoke officer? oh my god someone set fire to my vuvula!

Rodney Dill said...

,,,then the trumpeter's began to play the Charlie Sheen Fanfare.