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1. Obama's economic team formulates their new stimulus strategy.
2. When the New York Times began printing on hemp-based paper, you could literally breathe in the radicalism.
3. "Amateurs," sniffed Woody Harrelson.
4. Eventually, the Police learned to deal with the violent flash mob movement by just handing out giant spleefs at public events.
5. And that's when Van Jones decided he was, like, for sure, going to challenge Obama in the primaries.
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Bill Clintons other interns lament "No, that's not getting the taste out of my mouth either".
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Due to a mixup in dispatching, Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by the wrong "Marley's ghost".
Best of Dr. Doom
CBS News poll results are hard to reconcile until you meet their statisticians...
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Jamaica's generous foreign aid program did little to help Haiti rebuild, but sure took their minds off the problem.
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That 70's Show: Jamaica
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner mega
Break time at Chrysler.
Best of JohnS1959
"Sorry guys, this was the best I could do", explained the DNC Policy Team Facilitator. "The folks over at MoveOn.org got all of the crack"...
Best of USMC2841
For some reason Willie Nelson sells out every time he plays Jamaica.
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Detroit City Council prepares for another session...
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RICOLAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Best of Steve O
Yeah, well... so... back in the States we have Hot Dog eating contests!
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The Haitian Synchronized Spliffy Smoke-Ring Mummer's group never wins.
They really don't care.
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This? OH this!... its a vuvula thingie. Smoke? what smoke officer? oh my god someone set fire to my vuvula!
Best of Rodney Dill
,,,then the trumpeter's began to play the Charlie Sheen Fanfare.

38 comments:
See, you legalize this stuff and people just waste it.
Bill Clintons other interns lament "No, that's not getting the taste out of my mouth either".
Hmm. Maybe some culture ARE superior.
Blowing on ganja kazoos, Philly gangbangers hold a rally in support of the murderous thugs who gunned down a bus in Philly in broad daylight.
Any wonder Cosby says blacks keep shooting themselves in their feet?
Looks like #23 Tyrone "Puffmommy" Pinkcus mistakenly thinks he's entered the annual Haitian BJ competition.
At the trial, they'll use Billy Clinton's "I never inhaled" defense.
In 3rd world countries, 9 out of 10 handmade exploding cigars are not intended as a gag gift.
-OR-
Hatians for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies gather to protest just outside a New York voodoo cemetery.
Due to a mixup in dispatching, Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by the wrong "Marley's ghost".
Obama Hip Hop Birthday party did get a little out of hand
CBS News poll results are hard to reconcile until you meet their statisticians...
In California, the state is broke, the economy is in a shambles, and they are overrun with illegal aliens, but for some reason no one seems to care...
Jamaica's generous foreign aid program did little to help Haiti rebuild, but sure took their minds off the problem.
'Scuse me, roommates... I thought we agreed you would not go into my closet.
That 70's Show: Jamaica
"So Dawn, how'd the family reunion turn out?"
Break time at Crysler.
"Sorry guys, this was the best I could do", explained the DNC Policy Team Facilitator. "The folks over at MoveOn.org got all of the crack"...
How decisions are really made in Washington.
Vinneh
Sometimes medical marijuana can be very effective but the dosage is really a DRAG.
Vinneh
Inner city Detroit responds to S&P reduction in the US credit rating. Of course this could be their response to any other event in history also...
Dawn's brothers prep for the big Old Navy sale.
It's a Rasta thing; you wouldn't understand.
Voters prepare to cast votes for Obama.
After a crate of cheech and chongs big bamboo washed up, everyone wanted to try to use the rolling paper in the album jacket...
The beautiful people who live under the green giants shadow are happy to pick up his roaches and smoke them
For some reason Willie Nelson sells out every time he plays Jamaica.
Oddly, Detroit continues to lag other cities in worker productivity.
Members were selected for the Deficit Super Committee based on their ability to get along and understand the larger picture that ties us all together as people.
After a flash mob, a big one anyway, where they'd stomped and beaten at least 200 white people, Cedric enjoyed kicking back and reflecting on the day.
Detroit City Council prepares for another session...
Residents of Washington DC disguise their blow guns as doobies in an attempt to lure victims...
Pieces of Diane's head were found for miles...
RICOLAHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Jolly Green Giant was really pissed that someone had gotten into his stash.
Yeah, well... so... back in the States we have Hot Dog eating contests!
I'm guessing that's not for medicinal purposes.
The Haitian Synchronized Spliffy Smoke-Ring Mummer's group never wins.
They really don't care.
This? OH this!... its a vuvula thingie. Smoke? what smoke officer? oh my god someone set fire to my vuvula!
,,,then the trumpeter's began to play the Charlie Sheen Fanfare.
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