Monday, August 08, 2011

I picked it just for you

blue


1. Little did the kid realize that hocking a loogie on a female's shoes was a Klingon marriage proposal.

2.The First Lady and Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner make a rare joint appearance to push the president's stimulus plan.

3. And after digging around for a while, Billy came up with a new Obama economic strategy.

4. "I'm not even mad. I'm just amazed he could pull this outta there."

5. "Now that we have the human specimen, we shall begin the probing."

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"And now, a boy with a Teleprompter up his nose."

Best of blue
"on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a zero on my MILF meter!"

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner dub
Once again, Billy picks something better than Obama to be President.

Best of HLam
Tip to youngster: "Hey Kid, you'll get nothing out of the Left. Eveyone knows the Right has everything."

Best of Rodney Dill
"This is not funny, I need a much larger vibrator than this."

Best of dadoctah
M'shel better put on her Ray-Bans before she fires off that MIB amnesia device.

Best of Double the U
Pretty good for his first pick, Jimmy try your left nostril now.

Best of Dr. Doom
"What is this Mrs. Jones, a Happy Meal toy?", shrieked the First Lady as she turned to her secretary and instructed, "Have the Safe Schools Czar send this entire school district to the re-education camps immediately!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Alright, that's not nice... stop calling him "Biden." At least Little Billy knows how to count to 3.

Best of Rodney Dill
Dawn's son takes extraordinary measures to keep his head from exploding.

Best of mpur
M'Chel demonstrates the safe schools czar approved rectal thermometer.

22 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"And now, a boy with a Teleprompter up his nose."

blue said...

"Why did this ugly old lady tell me that if I fattened up a little I'd weigh the same as a side of beef??"

blue said...

"on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a zero on my MILF meter!"

dub said...

Once again, Billy picks something better than Obama to be President.

dub said...

Can someone please tell Miss Butterworth that isnt a Pez dispenser.

HLam said...

Tip to youngster: "Hey Kid, you'll get nothing out of the Left. Eveyone knows the Right has everything."

metalgarth said...

Kid, those boogers have too much sodium. Eat some brocolli instead.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Next on Show & Tell, M'Chel demonstrates the sybian.....

jj said...

Pedro does his best obama imitation when m'chelle asks who gets an allowance.

dadoctah said...

"As proof that the Bush administration was spying on private citizens, last week while digging in another orifice, Tommy found *this* device implanted on his person!"

dadoctah said...

I'm not sure live-action "Family Circus" cartoons are going to catch on.

Rodney Dill said...

"This is not funny, I need a much larger vibrator than this."

dadoctah said...

M'shel better put on her Ray-Bans before she fires off that MIB amnesia device.

wv: talib. Really, Verify? Really?!

prince of leaves said...

Kevin Jennings seethed at the First Lady's intrusion onto his turf.

Double the U said...

Pretty good for his first pick, Jimmy try your left nostril now.

Anonymous said...

Mich-hell: "You want me to stick this where?"

- Oiao

Dr. Doom said...

"What is this Mrs. Jones, a Happy Meal toy?", shrieked the First Lady as she turned to her secretary and instructed, "Have the Safe Schools Czar send this entire school district to the re-education camps immediately!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Alright, that's not nice... stop calling him "Biden." At least Little Billy knows how to count to 3.

-OR-

Entertaining the Class
Wow, little Billy's used his whole finger, a pencil, chalk and that chair leg. Now let's see if he can cram this up there. Then, we'll try Suzy's banana!

-OR-

Some years later, little Billy would blame this picture as the reason he lost out to a ghey illegal as senior class valedictorian at a Maryland high school.

Rodney Dill said...

Dawn's son takes extraordinary measures to keep his head from exploding.

mpur said...

M'Chel demonstrates the safe schools czar approved rectal thermometer.

Anonymous said...

"No Johnnie it's not a vibrator. It's a freakin' PEZ dispenser and get that finger out of your nose"!

Vinneh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

To call the class's attention to Pablo's success as a nose-miner, the First Lady rang the Booger Bells.