Monday, August 29, 2011

How Much Is That SCOAMF in the Window?

Al


1. Since turning 50, the SCOAMF has become increasingly concerned that there might be kids on his lawn.

2. "Hmmm.... now what can I f--k up today," wondered the SCOAMF.

3. "What the Hell? Did Rick Perry just drop a deuce on my yard?"

4. "Help! Um help! I've accidentally locked myself, um, inside the, um, house."

5. Looking out from the rear window of his apartment, Jimmy Stewart was shocked to witness a black man murdering the economy.

Best of HLam
"Looks like a good day for golf...I'm outta here!"

Best of blue
"Staring out the window, day dreaming about my anal fantasy....I like the salmon flavour best."

Best of Submariner
BO thawt bubble; "Dammit; I, um, was SURE I, uh, heard reality, um, uh, sneaking up on, uh, me!"

Best of metalgarth
If those crackers keep playing that AC/DC so loud, Imma be sending the ATF after Gibson.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Door or window?", pondered Mr. Obama.

Best of dwhawk
Stupid Palin. How come I can't see Russia from MY house?

Best of dub
Nope...no white women be at out here.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Is that the ice cream truck I hear? I want a double dip! See what I did, there?"

Best of Spin
Those sons of bitches made me come home early AND wear a tie and now it ain't even raining.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ferris Obama's Day Off. (pretty much like any other day)

Best of GregMan
"How come nobody ever invites me to their flash mobs?"

26 comments:

HLam said...

"Looks like a good day for golf...I'm outta here!"

blue said...

"Staring out the window, day dreaming about my anal fantasy....I like the salmon flavour best."

Submariner said...

BO thawt bubble; "Dammit; I, um, was SURE I, uh, heard reality, um, uh, sneaking up on, uh, me!"

metalgarth said...

If those crackers keep playing that AC/DC so loud, Imma be sending the ATF after Gibson.

Dr. Doom said...

"Door or window?", pondered Mr. Obama.

vw: probu - the name of the latest TSA technique... you really don't want to know.

dwhawk said...

thawtbubble: Stupid Palin. How come I can't see Russia from MY house?

dub said...

Nope...no white women be at out here.

dub said...

Coast is clear guys...M'chelle's not here, so you can bring the groceries in this way!

jj said...

How come there aren't any white wimmen in blue dresses lined up at the door?

WV: mahststh...REALLY???

mpur said...

Oh, crap how'd those Paulbots get on my lawn?

Anonymous said...

If my Uncle Onyango calls,tell him I'm at Camp David and give him Siontz and Kirk's number."

Vinneh

Jack Reacher said...

"How the hell did those Jehovah's Witnesses get in here?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Is that the ice cream truck I hear? I want a double dip! See what I did, there?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I can see Harry Reid right there! Why doesn't he answer the phone when I call?"

Jack Reacher said...

At the sound of his head hitting the glass those Windex crows laughed themselves silly.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

He may be on the inside looking out, but he still acts as if he's on the outside looking in.

-OR-

Oh good, Michelle's left. Now I can open my big tub o'chitlins and pigs knuckles without worrying about her wolfing it all down. Nom Nom Nom

-OR-

Who's that tapping at the window pane?
Quoth the electorate... NEVERMORE!

Spin said...

Those sons of bitches made me come home early AND wear a tie and now it ain't even raining.

VW: gazes, and quite creepily too.

Anonymous said...

Obammer...: "Quick, snipe that one, the, um white reporter with a, ah camera, on the lawn!"

Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

Ferris Obama's Day Off. (pretty much like any other day)

Submariner said...

Why doesn't Dawn invite ME to go shopping with her at Old Navy?

GregMan said...

"How come nobody ever invites me to their flash mobs?"

GregMan said...

"Dammit, who put that 'Rick Perry For President' sign on the front lawn?"

Submariner said...

Dan Blather or the Obamessiah; you decide.
Either way it's "Blame Bush" day.

Submariner said...

OK, M'Chel is clear of the grounds - smoke 'em if you got 'em boys. And somebody better have one for ME.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The nearsighted Lady in the Lake photographer thinks he's spotted Sasquatch in the Rose Garden!

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble: Whaddayou lookin at?

Submariner said...

How much is that doggeh in the window?

A: I'd guess about 12 Trillion increase in debt over 4 years...