Tuesday, August 23, 2011
How About Some Sheriff Joe, for a Change of Pace
1. Man in Hat: "Dearly Beloved, We are gathered today in the presence of God and these witnesses, to join these two in the sacred bonds of matrimony."
2. Little known secrets about Joe Biden; he loves getting titty-twisters.
3. Joe Biden's global search for an outfit Army of Mom doesn't own takes him to Mongolia. He's pretty sure she doesn't have that hat.
4. Joe Biden finally comes face-to-face with the infamous Tea Party leader known as Kuato!
5. Awesome! MTV brought back Celebrity Deathmatch. I'm rooting for Stephen Seagal (on the left).
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
Joe: "Candygram for Mongol"
Best of Double the U
Chink Graham, Sumo wrestler, is here. Open your eyes chink, you need to see everything. Oh God love you, what am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else open their eyes, though, pal. I tell you what, Open your eyes for Chink.
Best of GregMan
"What? You're who's behind all the phony term paper spam on CapThis?!?"
Best of metalgarth
Mortal Kombat 9: Best graphics & worst characters all rolled into one.
Best of Dr. Doom
"In this corner we have Hioshi 'Tea Party' Tanaka and in this corner we have Joe 'The Terrorizer' Biden", intoned the ring announcer...
Best of Submariner
"So there I was, standing at the urinal, and the Secretary of State comes walking in like this..."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Careful Joe, Lookin' 'em in the eyes is considered the ultimate challenge."
Assistant Threadwinner jj
Biden, "I must warn you, I played football in Polk High School".
Best of Steve O
As he has defended himself many times in the past, Biden craps his pants to create separation between himself and his opponent.