1. Man in Hat: "Dearly Beloved, We are gathered today in the presence of God and these witnesses, to join these two in the sacred bonds of matrimony."
2. Little known secrets about Joe Biden; he loves getting titty-twisters.
3. Joe Biden's global search for an outfit Army of Mom doesn't own takes him to Mongolia. He's pretty sure she doesn't have that hat.
4. Joe Biden finally comes face-to-face with the infamous Tea Party leader known as Kuato!
5. Awesome! MTV brought back Celebrity Deathmatch. I'm rooting for Stephen Seagal (on the left).
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
Joe: "Candygram for Mongol"
Best of Double the U
Chink Graham, Sumo wrestler, is here. Open your eyes chink, you need to see everything. Oh God love you, what am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else open their eyes, though, pal. I tell you what, Open your eyes for Chink.
Best of GregMan
"What? You're who's behind all the phony term paper spam on CapThis?!?"
Best of metalgarth
Mortal Kombat 9: Best graphics & worst characters all rolled into one.
Best of Dr. Doom
"In this corner we have Hioshi 'Tea Party' Tanaka and in this corner we have Joe 'The Terrorizer' Biden", intoned the ring announcer...
Best of Submariner
"So there I was, standing at the urinal, and the Secretary of State comes walking in like this..."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Careful Joe, Lookin' 'em in the eyes is considered the ultimate challenge."
Assistant Threadwinner jj
Biden, "I must warn you, I played football in Polk High School".
Best of Steve O
As he has defended himself many times in the past, Biden craps his pants to create separation between himself and his opponent.
33 comments:
Joe: "Think you can take me fat boy?"
Joe: "You must be the Emporer, you got the same tailor as Obama."
"That tain't nuthin', you should see Romney's magic underware."
Joe: "Candygram for Mongol"
thanks a lot for the psot! i likd it very much!!!
Chink Graham, Sumo wrestler, is here. Open your eyes chink, you need to see everything. Oh God love you, what am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else open their eyes, though, pal. I tell you what, Open your eyes for Chink.
"I love to eat oriental!"
Clueless Joe learns the hard way that the ChiComs really do expect to be paid back on their U.S. government bonds.
Nice article! I like it.
"What? You're who's behind all the phony term paper spam on CapThis?!?"
Mortal Kombat 9: Best graphics & worst characters all rolled into one.
"In this corner we have Hioshi 'Tea Party' Tanaka and in this corner we have Joe 'The Terrorizer' Biden", intoned the ring announcer...
The scene moments before Joe got his rhetoric dialed back a few notches...
Little did Joe know, he was about to shake hands with the president's new running mate...
You can't take me, boy. I'm Amur'kin on alternate Tuesdays, except when the Senate Cafeteria is serving Bean Soup...
Back row right; "Hahahahahahhah! 'OOps I clapped my pants!' You vely funny man, joe!"
"So there I was, standing at the urinal, and the Secretary of State comes walking in like this..."
Joe: "Excuse me a sec while push one out."
"Oops! I don't know it the Depends is gonna hold all of that one."
"Careful Joe, Lookin' 'em in the eyes is considered the ultimate challenge."
Biden, "I must warn you, I played football in Polk High School".
Sumo? I don't even know you!
One Veep enters.
No Veep leaves...
Look who just got pranked!
Joe Biden assumes the usual position.
Just wait 'till Biden learns why they call him "The Impaler."
As he has defended himself many times in the past, Biden craps his pants to create separation between himself and his opponent.
Biden is still feeling the after-effects of having lost a prop bet while getting drunk at a Mongolian gay bar.
Biden Thawtbubble: He's not meine Liebste Angela but what happens in China stays in China.
“…and when I start crouching down like this, Obama knows it’s MY turn to blow HIM!”
Niagara Falls? Slowly I turned...
"Crap! Where's my bow and arrow?"
@Rodney - great blast from the past ORA!!
Biden Thawtbubble - Where da starving kids at in China my mother kept telling me about when I wouldn't clean my plate?
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Wouldn't you rather just swap hats with me and Drew Carey?
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