Tuesday, August 23, 2011

How About Some Sheriff Joe, for a Change of Pace


1. Man in Hat: "Dearly Beloved, We are gathered today in the presence of God and these witnesses, to join these two in the sacred bonds of matrimony."

2. Little known secrets about Joe Biden; he loves getting titty-twisters.

3. Joe Biden's global search for an outfit Army of Mom doesn't own takes him to Mongolia. He's pretty sure she doesn't have that hat.

4. Joe Biden finally comes face-to-face with the infamous Tea Party leader known as Kuato!

5. Awesome! MTV brought back Celebrity Deathmatch. I'm rooting for Stephen Seagal (on the left).

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
Joe: "Candygram for Mongol"

Best of Double the U
Chink Graham, Sumo wrestler, is here. Open your eyes chink, you need to see everything. Oh God love you, what am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else open their eyes, though, pal. I tell you what, Open your eyes for Chink.

Best of GregMan
"What? You're who's behind all the phony term paper spam on CapThis?!?"

Best of metalgarth
Mortal Kombat 9: Best graphics & worst characters all rolled into one.

Best of Dr. Doom
"In this corner we have Hioshi 'Tea Party' Tanaka and in this corner we have Joe 'The Terrorizer' Biden", intoned the ring announcer...

Best of Submariner
"So there I was, standing at the urinal, and the Secretary of State comes walking in like this..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Careful Joe, Lookin' 'em in the eyes is considered the ultimate challenge."

Assistant Threadwinner jj
Biden, "I must warn you, I played football in Polk High School".

Best of Steve O
As he has defended himself many times in the past, Biden craps his pants to create separation between himself and his opponent.

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Joe: "Think you can take me fat boy?"

Rodney Dill said...

Joe: "You must be the Emporer, you got the same tailor as Obama."

Rodney Dill said...

"That tain't nuthin', you should see Romney's magic underware."

Rodney Dill said...

Joe: "Candygram for Mongol"

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Double the U said...

Chink Graham, Sumo wrestler, is here. Open your eyes chink, you need to see everything. Oh God love you, what am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else open their eyes, though, pal. I tell you what, Open your eyes for Chink.

GregMan said...

"I love to eat oriental!"

GregMan said...

Clueless Joe learns the hard way that the ChiComs really do expect to be paid back on their U.S. government bonds.

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GregMan said...

"What? You're who's behind all the phony term paper spam on CapThis?!?"

metalgarth said...

Mortal Kombat 9: Best graphics & worst characters all rolled into one.

Dr. Doom said...

"In this corner we have Hioshi 'Tea Party' Tanaka and in this corner we have Joe 'The Terrorizer' Biden", intoned the ring announcer...

Dr. Doom said...

The scene moments before Joe got his rhetoric dialed back a few notches...

Dr. Doom said...

Little did Joe know, he was about to shake hands with the president's new running mate...

Submariner said...

You can't take me, boy. I'm Amur'kin on alternate Tuesdays, except when the Senate Cafeteria is serving Bean Soup...

Submariner said...

Back row right; "Hahahahahahhah! 'OOps I clapped my pants!' You vely funny man, joe!"

Submariner said...

"So there I was, standing at the urinal, and the Secretary of State comes walking in like this..."

HLam said...

Joe: "Excuse me a sec while push one out."

USMC2841 said...

"Oops! I don't know it the Depends is gonna hold all of that one."

Rodney Dill said...

"Careful Joe, Lookin' 'em in the eyes is considered the ultimate challenge."

jj said...

Biden, "I must warn you, I played football in Polk High School".

jj said...

Sumo? I don't even know you!

Submariner said...

One Veep enters.
No Veep leaves...

Steve O said...

Look who just got pranked!

Steve O said...

Joe Biden assumes the usual position.

Steve O said...

Just wait 'till Biden learns why they call him "The Impaler."

Steve O said...

As he has defended himself many times in the past, Biden craps his pants to create separation between himself and his opponent.

Steve O said...

Biden is still feeling the after-effects of having lost a prop bet while getting drunk at a Mongolian gay bar.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden Thawtbubble: He's not meine Liebste Angela but what happens in China stays in China.

Anonymous said...

“…and when I start crouching down like this, Obama knows it’s MY turn to blow HIM!”

Rodney Dill said...

Niagara Falls? Slowly I turned...

Jack Reacher said...

"Crap! Where's my bow and arrow?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Rodney - great blast from the past ORA!!

Biden Thawtbubble - Where da starving kids at in China my mother kept telling me about when I wouldn't clean my plate?

-OR-

Wouldn't you rather just swap hats with me and Drew Carey?