Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Hot Chicks of the Wisconsin Teacher's Unions

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1. Eager members of the press corps assume the position in expectation of President Obama's arrival.

2. "Sorry, Mr. Olbermann... those are Mr. Maddow's groupies."

3. At her sorority's 20th anniversary reunion, Bertha showed she was still limber enough to win over the offensive line in the customary Kappa Kappa Gamma manner.

4. Every family get-together, without fail, Aunt Jean would get drunk and reminisce about her days as an intern in the Clinton Administration.

5. [INSERT 72 VIRGINS REFERENCE HERE]

Best of Rodney Dill
"Who took my f*ck'n corndog?"

Best of Double the U
Tell that stupid Tea-bagger that we *ARE* working.

Best of Jack Reacher
Genifer just learned she may qualify for a motorized chair at little or no cost to herself.

Best of jj
Where the hell is my doctor's note???

Best of Submariner
Maude always left 'em rolling in the aisles when she sang the national anthem as Roseanne Barr.

Best of Artfldgr
Look Claire, i dont care what that psychic said, your not the reincarnation of Al Jolson, and people dont like Mammy any more...

Best of Dactyl
Honest this time: "Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo."

Best of Artfldgr
Jennifer was so surprised when the strap on her new Wonderbra snapped...

Best of PabloD
That's not a beer; it's a half-pint of gravy...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
NASA's limited budget means they can only attempt to recreate a black hole by colliding obese women into each other at very slow speeds.

Best of custom essay
The crowd at the Stevie Nicks concert is starting to look dated! This nice thanks!

Best of blue
Hey meester, you sleep with my sisteer, for 100 pesos she be a virgin for you, 72 times...

Best of GregMan
Can't believe no one came up with this one yet:
"Get in mah bellah!"

50 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY NOW!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Who took my f*ck'n corndog?"

Rodney Dill said...

"If I don't get free healthcare, I'll continue to show up to teach your little Tommy and Janey drunk."

WV: dolyt - How this dolt, spells "dolt"

Rodney Dill said...

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Ma'am.

Double the U said...

Tell that stupid Tea-bagger that we *ARE* working.

Anonymous said...

Damn! It was obvious Nancy wasn't a swallower when she showed up with a cup.

Vinneh

Jack Reacher said...

Genifer just learned she may qualify for a motorized chair at little or no cost to herself.

Jack Reacher said...

Kobe was last seen fleeing in terror.

Jack Reacher said...

"I said, 'Have the Verizon repair people shown up at your house yet?'".

Anonymous said...

reason five we don't go to

Ravenclaw (ora)

GregMan said...

"Packers! Wooo!"

GregMan said...

"I am so as hot as Michelle Bachmann!"

dub said...

HAPPY THURSDAY Y'ALL!!!

jj said...

Where the hell is my doctor's note???

Submariner said...

Maude always left 'em rolling in the aisles when she sang the national anthem as Roseanne Barr.

Submariner said...

"Soylent Yellow" is Asians!

Submariner said...

"I'M.NOT.VOTING.FOR.THIS.CRAP.OFFER.UNTIL.THEY.ADD.A.CLAUSE.TO.GIVE.YOU.A.CHEERLEADER.TEACHING.ASSISTANT.ONCE.YOU'VE.TAUGHT.FOR.10.YEARS!"

Submariner said...

"I wan' a jussipussi!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"NO! He done throwed the NEA under the bus!" ...and then Genifer awoke from her nightmare.

Submariner said...

Hey, you damn monors;
GET.OFF.MY.DAWN!

Kaptain Krude said...

VERY ORA: Mamee!

And then Dawn's grandmother's head exploded.

Robert said...

Do boys fantasize about their teachers? Eh - not so much.

VW: bralicse - I'm sure theres a joke in there (e.g. two five-gallon buckets and a steel cable).

Submariner said...

Hillary?

Artfldgr said...

Look Claire, i dont care what that psychic said, your not the reincarnation of Al Jolson, and people dont like Mammy any more...

Artfldgr said...

Before they started selling beer this bingo hall was a lot less interesting...

Artfldgr said...

Here is the image of Ms Castillo when she threw the winning roll at the craps table in Nevada...

Artfldgr said...

C'mere baby, now we wimmans can get hitched and im proposin!!!

Artfldgr said...

The crowd at the Stevie Nicks concert is starting to look dated...

Dactyl said...

AIR GUITAR SOLO!!!

Dactyl said...

Inspector #14? Hey, she did my Fruit of the Looms!

Dactyl said...

In a parallel universe, Army of Mom has this outfit. And she's damned pissed about it.

Dactyl said...

Honest this time: "Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo."

Artfldgr said...

Gimme that miller high life fat boy!!! Come ta momma!

Artfldgr said...

Jennifer was so surprised when the strap on her new Wonderbra snapped...

PabloD said...

That's not a beer; it's a half-pint of gravy...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Help me girls! I've fallen and I can't get up!!

-or-

NASA's limited budget means they can only attempt to recreate a black hole by colliding obese women into each other at very slow speeds.

-OR-

Hallelujah Bejebus! Down with Portion Control!
Relief spreads across fat Edna's face like melted suet on a piping hot glazed ham after she hears that obesity may not shorten life span... for a lucky few.

custom essay said...

The crowd at the Stevie Nicks concert is starting to look dated! This nice thanks!

Rodney Dill said...

Pig night at Miller Park

Rodney Dill said...

"Cold day in Hell, Walker, Ainahay"

Rodney Dill said...

"Bring back the bubblers."

Dr. Doom said...

Uh oh, it looks like Senator Franken's groupie has a load on again...

Rodney Dill said...

Help me girls! I've fallen and I can't get up!!

OR

Help me!! The girls have fallen, and they can't get up!!

Rodney Dill said...

A lean, mean, teaching machine.

Rodney Dill said...

I thought John Candy was dead

Artfldgr said...

Oh stop your screamin Mildred, that's the fourth time you drank so much you blew out your knee, besides Tom Jones is coming on any minute and i want you to help me get my underwear off so i can throw it to him

Artfldgr said...

Angelina thought the habanero sauce was very hot going down, but later on in the casino, they turned nuclear

Artfldgr said...

Mercedes had never been so worked up for midget body builder Chippendales night out with the girls before, but she was ready!

Artfldgr said...

Watching her husband take 3 hours to grill a burger finally got to Esmeralda, shes made as hell and is not going to take it any more!

blue said...

Hey meester, you sleep with my sisteer, for 100 pesos she be a virgin for you, 72 times...

GregMan said...

Can't believe no one came up with this one yet:

"Get in mah bellah!"