Cue the Bon Jovi
1. Nothing says "27-year old runaway nerd" like a sleeping bag and pushcart.
2. Thanks to a generous donation from George Lucas, his hometown issues the local bag ladies nice outerwear before it gets too cold.
3. Australia's Ozone Hole demands Coppertone's SPF-50,000 skin protection.
4. The Lompoc State Prison warden has a great sense of humor. When you've done your time, his parting gift is a new set of threads.
5. Stormtrooper Thawtbubble: I can't believe Darth up and left me at the gas station AGAIN!
Best of Vinneh
After he sang and grab his crotch the imperial stormtrooper was discharged from the Death Star dishonorably.
Best of Rodney Dill
“Guess next time I’ll eat my peas.”
Best of Rodney Dill
Casey Anthony finds a way to travel the country relatively easily without bother.
Best of mpur
Not pictured: Cardboard sign with handwritten message: "Clone Wars veteran. Anything will help. God bless."
Best of blue
"Boy, you ask for Jussipussi at the store & they run you out of town!!"
Best of metalgarth
Imperial Walker: UR DOIN IT RONG
Best of dadoctah
Fifty miles outside of San Diego, the day after Comicon.
Best of prince of leaves
It's a shame that this Empire can't take better care of its discharged war veterans.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well how do you like that?", thought the storm trooper, "Dishonorably discharged from the Empire just for actually hitting something with my blaster"...
Best of Dr. Doom
"Dang it", thought the Storm Trooper as he sullenly trudged along, "I guess those really were the 'droids we were looking for"...
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After he sang and grab his crotch the imperial stormtrooper was discharged from the Death Star dishonorably.
Vinneh
“I’ll just hitch a ride on the next Space Shuttle and I’ll be home in no time.”
ORA
"Mostly harmless?.... Sh*t!"
“Guess next time I’ll eat my peas.”
Casey Anthony finds a way to travel the country relatively easily without bother.
“I can do the Kessel run in 12 fortnights.”
“First, gays in the military, next it’ll be women in combat… and they tell me I’m too damn short? WTF?!?”
You know the economy is bad when you start seeing homeless, unemployed Storm Troopers.
Not pictured: Cardboard sign with handwritten message: "Clone Wars veteran. Anything will help. God bless."
"Mom says there's too many of us to live in the basement."
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Back on the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again...
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Damn Willie Nelson earworm.....
"Guess I'll pass on that 'Ol Janx Spirit at the next Bachelor Party."
WV: emaramph - as in, 'I didn't get an emaramph outta that guy."
RACIST!!!
"Boy, you ask for Jussipussi at the store & they run you out of town!!"
Imperial Walker: UR DOIN IT RONG
Fifty miles outside of San Diego, the day after Comicon.
OK, so, like, maybe I can stand the smell ... Next Range Rover I see, I'm going to ask for a ride, Uppity Jawa or not!!!
George Lucas' remake of "The Road" was stranger and more twee than Viggo Mortenson's, yet was relatively more successful as box-office bombs go.
It's a shame that this Empire can't take better care of its discharged war veterans.
Shopping in London, while now requiring greater personal security arrangements, is still delightful.
Prospecting for the Sons can be rather demanding.
"Dammit, I wish someone had told be to hold on before Hal opened the pod bay door."
"Well how do you like that?", thought the storm trooper, "Dishonorably discharged from the Empire just for actually hitting something with my blaster"...
"Dang it", thought the Storm Trooper as he sullenly trudged along, "I guess those really were the 'droids we were looking for"...
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