Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Four Bitches


1. "Gerbils are for amateurs, dahling."

2. Would it convince you to vote for Michele Bachmann if you consider these two guys definitely will not?

3. And if Al Sharpton's show doesn't work out, MSNBC has lots of other potential hosts on their bench,

4. If you were looking for two guys who have absolutely no opinions on whether Aaron Rodgers can lead the Packers to a repeat next year, I think I may have found them.

5. Guests of the Premier of Sex in the City III received complimentary souvenir Sarah Jessica Parker dolls.

Best of Rodney Dill
Next on the National Geographic Channel - Dog Lisperers

Best of GregMan
The Slippery Slope Argument is proved right again as Todd and Lawrence wed Tiddles and Princess in an elaborate double wedding in Manhattan.

Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't care what the stud fee was", barked Max, "I'm not doing that again Rex."

Best of USMC2841
A pitcher, a catcher, some rubber ball fetchers.

Best of Adriane
SO QUIT SAVING PEOPLE MONEY ON INSURANCE ALREADY!!11!!!11!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Stay tuned for The Maury Povich Show and the results of one of the strangest paternity test requests ever.

Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee presents: "Dog Day Afternoon"

Best of Spin
Roy felt much safer but Siegfried thought the new act lacked 'teh PIZZAZZ'

21 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Four who voted for Obama.

Rodney Dill said...

Next on the National Geographic Channel - Dog Lisperers

GregMan said...

The Slippery Slope Argument is proved right again as Todd and Lawrence wed Tiddles and Princess in an elaborate double wedding in Manhattan.

GregMan said...

"I just can't quit youarooo!"

Dr. Doom said...

A top hat and tails in the afternoon? What could he have been thinking?

Dr. Doom said...

"I don't care what the stud fee was", barked Max, "I'm not doing that again Rex."

Rodney Dill said...

"...well now that you mention it we are corndog whisperers as well."

Rodney Dill said...

Now is zee time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.

USMC2841 said...

Wiener dogs. It figures.

USMC2841 said...

A pitcher, a catcher, some rubber ball fetchers.

Double the U said...

Of course they are girl dogs, what ever are you thinking.

Adriane said...

SO QUIT SAVING PEOPLE MONEY ON INSURANCE ALREADY!!11!!!11!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can almost hear Rod Serling's voice... "That's a signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

-OR-

Just nature's way of saying:
The Gene Pool Is Closed for Repairs

-OR-

Pssst, Jeffri, what's that sign say?
Volunteers for the Michele Bachmann Campaign staff will undergo a rigorous and thorough background check and cootie delousing. Some will not survive.
Uh Oh. I think we're in the wrong line.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stay tuned for The Maury Povich Show and the results of one of the strangest paternity test requests ever.

-OR-

David Letterman's all-time favorite "Stupid Human Trick"
(and it has absolutely nothing to do with the dogs)

WordVerify: unchi - Confucius say, "American healthcare is currently very unchi. Obamalamacare is even more unchi. Sadly, Republicans' couldn't find chi with a CAT scan and proctology exam."

Anonymous said...

Dogs conversing: "I just hate it when they use our pooper scooper."

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

Someone here mention something about Pr0ndogs?

Rodney Dill said...

Hans and Franz with Fritzi and Mitzi

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee presents: "Dog Day Afternoon"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The ink isn't even dry on the newest edition of Webster's and already "blended family" has to be redefined.

-OR-

Oh Awchie!
Stifle, Edith.
Guess it had to happen... All in the Family gets a makeover. Meet the new Bunkers!

-OR-

Who wants to bet the dogs are both males, too?

Spin said...

Roy felt much safer but Siegfried thought the new act lacked 'teh PIZZAZZ'

Rodney Dill said...

"Our act? Dog juggling of course."