Tuesday, August 23, 2011
F the Cowbell, We Need More Biden!!
1. "Oh, sorry about your wife Mr. Prime Minister. Well, God love ya, anyway."
2. "You know, for a Chinaman, you're pretty clean and articulate."
3. "Thank you for this beautiful hand-carved bow. It's exquisite. And please enjoy the Obama '08 baseball caps the president has sent for your gifts."
4. "Our troops will have to get used to these when me and BO are done gutting the military."
5. Get drunk. Shoot arrows at cows. Life had changed little for Biden since his ascension to the vice president.
Best of Army of Dad
Reminiscent of Genghis Kahn
Best of blue
"...and then Obama had NATO launch arrows like this into Libya."
Best of USMC2841
I'd be happy to help back your one child policy. What do I have to do?
Best of HLam
So, the flight path of this arrow pretty much demonstrates Obama's poll numbers since he assumed the throne, err, won the election, to present day.
Best of metalgarth
Joe Biden's fighting force of extraordinary magnitude will cost $14,000,000,000,000,00.00. He doesn't have our gratitude.
Best of Submariner
Biden; "I didn't realize Mongolian bar-b-que started with a 'bring your own meat' requirement..."
Best of Steve O
Of course, REAL Mongolian gangsters turn their baseball cap backwards.
Best of Double the U
To the amusement of the hosts every time Biden released an arrow he made a "peeeeeeeewww" sound.
Best of Rodney Dill
I shot an arrow in the air,
It hit the President's derriere.
The Secret Service is still uptight,
but MY approval #'s are outasight!