Tuesday, August 23, 2011

F the Cowbell, We Need More Biden!!


1. "Oh, sorry about your wife Mr. Prime Minister. Well, God love ya, anyway."

2. "You know, for a Chinaman, you're pretty clean and articulate."

3. "Thank you for this beautiful hand-carved bow. It's exquisite. And please enjoy the Obama '08 baseball caps the president has sent for your gifts."

4. "Our troops will have to get used to these when me and BO are done gutting the military."

5. Get drunk. Shoot arrows at cows. Life had changed little for Biden since his ascension to the vice president.

Best of Army of Dad
Reminiscent of Genghis Kahn

Best of blue
"...and then Obama had NATO launch arrows like this into Libya."

Best of USMC2841
I'd be happy to help back your one child policy. What do I have to do?

Best of HLam
So, the flight path of this arrow pretty much demonstrates Obama's poll numbers since he assumed the throne, err, won the election, to present day.

Best of metalgarth
Joe Biden's fighting force of extraordinary magnitude will cost $14,000,000,000,000,00.00. He doesn't have our gratitude.

Best of Submariner
Biden; "I didn't realize Mongolian bar-b-que started with a 'bring your own meat' requirement..."

Best of Steve O
Of course, REAL Mongolian gangsters turn their baseball cap backwards.

Best of Double the U
To the amusement of the hosts every time Biden released an arrow he made a "peeeeeeeewww" sound.

Best of Rodney Dill
I shot an arrow in the air,
It hit the President's derriere.
The Secret Service is still uptight,
but MY approval #'s are outasight!

32 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Reminiscent of Genghis Kahn

blue said...

"...and then Obama had NATO launch arrows like this into Libya."

USMC2841 said...

I'd be happy to help back your one child policy. What do I have to do?

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline Mongolia:

Today in China Vice President Biden demonstrated the Obama Administration's new economic policy development technique for our Chinese Overlords. The demo consisted of firing an arrow into the air and watching which designated parcel of ground it lands in. Mr. Biden described the target area designations as:

>>--> Raise taxes and blame Republicans
>>--> Hire more Keynesian economic advisors from academia and blame Republicans
>>--> Do nothing and blame Republicans
>>--> Go on vacation and blame Republicans

HLam said...

So, the flight path of this arrow pretty much demonstrates Obama's poll numbers since he assumed the throne, err, won the election, to present day.

jj said...

Biden tests what the Chinese say is their latest ballistic missile system. He snickers to himself that we have nothing to fear from the Chinese.

metalgarth said...

Joe Biden's fighting force of extraordinary magnitude will cost $14,000,000,000,000,00.00. He doesn't have our gratitude.

Submariner said...

Biden demonstrates teh new Administration-approved weapons systems that will be sold to the joooooos.
Minus the Bow, of course.

Submariner said...

Biden; "I didn't realize Mongolian bar-b-que started with a 'bring your own meat' requirement..."

Submariner said...

OK, Joe. Rooks rike you got shooting down good. Ret's see how you do at catching...

Submariner said...

Forgot to ask:
Dawn, is it ok to make fun of orientals, or are they off limits like negroes?

Submariner said...

One Veep enters.
No Veep leaves...

Double the U said...

Wow, that silhouette target looks just like President Obama.

Steve O said...

A loose cannon and a loosed arrow.

Steve O said...

Of course, REAL Mongolian gangsters turn their baseball cap backwards.

Dactyl said...

Today Vice President Joe Biden sparked an international controversy when he accidentally sank China's new "aircraft carrier". News at eleven.

custom research papers said...

Very interesting read indeed.

Double the U said...

To the amusement of the hosts every time Biden released an arrow he made a "peeeeeeeewww" sound.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Longfellow Metaphor for Obamalama's Hail Mary plans for Jobs, Balanced Budgets and 2012:
I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.


-OR-

Hold Hilary still, you galoots, I'll never wing her the way she's jumping around.

-OR-

Biden as Manhattan Indian
So you give us beads, blankets and this fine bow, we give you all our technology research and the keys to Fort Knox. DEAL!

Rodney Dill said...

Kemosabe will be pleased

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

I shot an arrow in the air,
It hit the President's derriere.
The Secret Service is still uptight,
but MY approval #'s are outasight!

JohnS1959 said...

Well you have to hand it to good ol' Joe. He's still taking pot shots even when traveling in China...

JohnS1959 said...

Joe's Fact Finding Tour Pays Off:

"So in China this is how you deal with political dissidents like those monors at Caption This?. Gentlemen, the President will be pleased, very pleased", stated Mr. Biden with a gleam in his eye.

JohnS1959 said...

In a show of extreme bravery Quan Lo positioned himself in front of the Vice President as he fired his new bow. In a later interview Mr. Quan laughed at the danger saying, "The real danger lies in being thrown under a bus and there were none in the area so I felt quite safe"...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden pulls a Dick Cheney!

Chuck Martel said...

Premature Release Syndrome.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Everyone downwind choked and gasped when, instead of the standard, "Let'er fly!" somebody foolishly yelled "Let'er rip!" ... and Biden did. braaaapppppp

Jack Reacher said...

Chinese thought bubbleWhy couldn't they send us the one that invented the Internet, instead of this dork?

Rodney Dill said...

Trajerktory

mega said...

At least they spared us the gore, by cropping out the frightened, huddled families of Republicans forced to run across the tundra by TSA agents.

mega said...

So, what's the big deal if the ChiComs want to serve as guides while we evaluate their military technology?