1. ♪"Aayla Secura is not my lover/She's just a Jedi who claims that I am the one/But the youngling is not my son..." ♪
2. The dance and corresponding symbols are somewhat different in Aurebesh.
3. And then the dildo completely disappeared inside him and it was the sickest caption evah!
4. "Why, yes, I went to the same anti-gay therapist as Rick. How did you know?"
5. These are not the loins you're looking for.
Best of HLam
"Should I use the weights over there to bulk up and maybe find a girlfriend? Nah, I'll just dress up and play with my light saber."
Best of Double the U
ORA: Dark Helmet was upset when Major Asshole didn't clean the dishes in the apartment they shared.
Best of Dr. Doom
If George Lucas did a remake of Thriller...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Itching powder. Greatest gag ever.
Best of metalgarth
TK 729 found out he had the highest score at target practice: 5 hits out of 300 shots fired.
Best of Mr Hankey
Some clones will turn up a little deficient...like Kyle here.
Best of Rodney Dill
Freebird!
Best of dadoctah
I just felt a sudden disturbance in the Force. As if millions of crabs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Best of divine miss m
Soon after his career went stratospheric, Jackson went extraterrestrial.
Best of Submariner
Looks like Lucas and Spielberg are remaking "Saturday Night Fever." The main question is "Why?"
Best of Vinneh
How bad is Karaoke Night on the Death Star?
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"Should I use the weights over there to bulk up and maybe find a girlfriend? Nah, I'll just dress up and play with my light saber."
ORA: Dark Helmet was upset when Major Asshole didn't clean the dishes in the apartment they shared.
If George Lucas did a remake of Thriller...
Tim "the Toolman" Taylor in yet another super glue incident.
-OR-
SCORRRRRRRE!
Nerdy Irving attached a battery-operated fleshlight to the inside of his costume and nearly died the weekend his parents left him home alone.
-OR-
Itching powder. Greatest gag ever.
-OR-
How V's squirrel got into the costume before Rory put it on remains a mystery, but it's safe to say Rory will never forget the "check your boots for scorpions" rule again.
It's not wise to gloat about being the "threadwinner" when Lord Vader hasn't had a "best of" caption in weeks.
TK 729 found out he had the highest score at target practice: 5 hits out of 300 shots fired.
Super ORA that only Matt the K. will understand.
TK 729 found a way to get more "dirt" out of his Peavey practice amp.
Darth Vader's Force projection powers were only employed to squeeze the neck of the more fortunate ones who had displeased him
Yeah, you're *definitely* a little short for a storm trooper.
Some clones will turn up a little deficient...like Kyle here.
Any nerds familiar with Semiotics - study of gestures - might recognize this as The Empire's version of a face palm.
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Eons from now, a faint radio signal from Earth is detected by The Empire and quickly goes viral. The invasion of the Rebel's Echo Base on Hoth by storm troopers singing and dancing to Y.M.C.A. could have turned out very differently.
-OR-
Aieeeeiiii! Man Pain!!
ORA - Home Improvement
Darth had always been pleased with the half-time performances of the Death Star TCU (Tactical Cheerleaders Unit) ... until he saw some pirated footage of a young Princess Leia at Alderaan High.
Open the Pod Bay door Hal
Freebird!
I just felt a sudden disturbance in the Force. As if millions of crabs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
wv: precom. What the storm trooper's hand is about to be full of.
Youngling, there's a place you can go.
I said, youngling, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
...........arf
It's Friday night! Why isn't that dude out on a date?
"To infinity...and beyond!"
Bradley always did have a little trouble keeping his franchises straight.
A single act of devil-may-care, crotch-grabbing brazenness ain't gonna make him half as cool as Han Solo.
Soon after his career went stratospheric, Jackson went extraterrestrial.
The knob goes all the way to Eleven.
"Oil can.... oil can.... oil can...."
Looks like Lucas and Spielberg are remaking "Saturday Night Fever." The main question is "Why?"
Timothy Geithner's response to call for his resignation
How bad is Karaoke Night on the Death Star?
Vinneh
Da-amn! Hans kicked me right in the Space Balls...
little known dangers of riding a crotch rocket.
The cockpit!
The cockpit!
The cockpit's on fire!
We don't...
"I am your fluffer, Luke."
What, I'm fired? Hey Vadaah! Suck on this, you mouth-breathin' freak!
Some say he has the ability to breakdance in full Stormtrooper uniform...
all we know is HE'S THE STIG!
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