Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Catholic Schoolgirls Staying Out of Trouble for Once

Schneider


1. "Check out those abs," tittered Sister Mary Catherine.

2."Why does it take four of us to change a lightbulb? Is this some kind of joke?"

3. "Oh, come on, we all understand the symbolism of that sturdy knot in His loincloth," insisted Sister Mary Agnes.

4. "Nothing I like more than a picture of a dead Jew hanging from a tree," said Sister Mary Hussein.

5. "Something about these Obama 2012 campaign posters just seems a little over-the-top," said Sister Mary Alice.

Best of GregMan
"So who has The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch today?"

Best of GregMan
"Hurry up and take that picture of Our Lord down before the President gets here!"

Best of Adriane
"White loincloths before Labor Day! What were they thinking?" fumed Sister Mary Martha Stewart ...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mother Superior watched approvingly as her girls hooked up the new animatronic Bingo number-caller in front of the auditorium.

Best of dadoctah
"Hey, wait a minute! Up close it's not Jesus at all. It's Kris Kristofferson!"

Best of dadoctah
"You know we're not supposed to think about things like that, but, since you bring it up...yeah, I guess I'd do Him."

Best of Submariner
MSNBC kicks off Election 2012 representation of the Obama campaign...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Just one more, 'I think our Lord hangs to the left,' and you're going to hell, Mary Margaret."

17 comments:

GregMan said...

"So who has The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch today?"

GregMan said...

"Hurry up and take that picture of Our Lord down before the President gets here!"

Adriane said...

"White loincloths before Labor Day! What were they thinking?" fumed Sister Mary Martha Stewart ...

jj said...

So which nun has to gargle with holy water today?

I know, I know. I'm gonna burn in hell for that one...

Submariner said...

Sister Mary Elephant started every day by kissing the Savior...

Submariner said...

I guess we know which Nun has a bad habit...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Dominate-a, nate-a, nate-a..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble of all the nuns: Well, I'd change that diaper any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

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Mother Superior watched approvingly as her girls hooked up the new animatronic Bingo number-caller in front of the auditorium.

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The Order of Her Blessed Chasteness was thrilled when the HD-TV with Closed Captioning arrived. However, their vow of silence proved to be a real bummer during Saturday morning cartoons.

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Catholic version of CFNM?

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Unspoken Thawtbubble: Inflatable Doll!

dadoctah said...

"Hey, wait a minute! Up close it's not Jesus at all. It's Kris Kristofferson!"

dadoctah said...

"You know we're not supposed to think about things like that, but, since you bring it up...yeah, I guess I'd do Him."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Lights out by 9, candles out by 10... Oh, my, Jesus sure was hung... oh dear, I mean, this picture was hung... oh my, I mean... maybe I had too much sacrificial wine... I mean, sacramental... oh darn it all!"

Submariner said...

MSNBC kicks off Election 2012 representation of the Obama campaign...

Rodney Dill said...

Mother Superior along with the mothers inferior.

Army of Dad said...

"What are we doing? It's Nunya business."

dadoctah said...

Worst. Go-Gos cover band. Ever.

mpur said...

ORA: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.

Rodney Dill said...

"Just one more, 'I think our Lord hangs to the left,' and you're going to hell, Mary Margaret."