Saturday, August 20, 2011
1. After one two many shouts of "Pitcher, show me your balls," Army of Mom is forcefully ejected from the Little League World Series.
2. Randi Rhodes on any typical Saturday night... or Tuesday morning... or Thursday afternoon ... or ...
3. The Fashion Police practice for post-Labor Day white shoe enforcement.
4. After using women as human shields for a while, the Taliban discovered they make pretty good battering rams as well.
5. When planking met fisting.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reports say that Obamacare proctology exams are going to be very rushed.
Best of dadoctah
For everyone who's been asking "where da white women at?" the shipment was just delivered.
Best of Dr. Doom
Best of Vinneh
"You're going to get your picture taken with the President whether you like it or not."
Best of Submariner
The Russian team lost points at the International Lifeguard Challenge when they rescued the suntan lotion stand's manikin instead of as 83 year old who was drowing.