Saturday, August 20, 2011

Carried Away



1. After one two many shouts of "Pitcher, show me your balls," Army of Mom is forcefully ejected from the Little League World Series.

2. Randi Rhodes on any typical Saturday night... or Tuesday morning... or Thursday afternoon ... or ...

3. The Fashion Police practice for post-Labor Day white shoe enforcement.

4. After using women as human shields for a while, the Taliban discovered they make pretty good battering rams as well.

5. When planking met fisting.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reports say that Obamacare proctology exams are going to be very rushed.

Best of dadoctah
For everyone who's been asking "where da white women at?" the shipment was just delivered.

Best of Dr. Doom
Ramming Speed!...

Best of Vinneh
"You're going to get your picture taken with the President whether you like it or not."

Best of Submariner
The Russian team lost points at the International Lifeguard Challenge when they rescued the suntan lotion stand's manikin instead of as 83 year old who was drowing.

17 comments:

blue said...

V the K is forcibly ejected from the bloggers convention after mistaking Saturday, August 20, 2011 for Sunday August 21, 2011.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Those San Francisco "Fireman's Carry" drills always leave the test dummy feeling stuffed.

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Reports say that Obamacare proctology exams are going to be very rushed.

dub said...

V the K is forcibly removed from the bloggers convention for that whole "Anti-Dub Friday" crap.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

For two long years, Jim & Ted repeatedly but subtly mentioned to their dad how Eskimo elders know when to call it quits, walk away from the village and lie down in a snow bank. Eventually Jim & Ted switched to Plan B.

-OR-

Every congressmen ought to be given the "Bum's Rush" .... preferably from atop the Washington Monument.

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Water dowsers usually rely on a forked stick, but if you carry Kenny over a field and he suddenly has to go pee, you know there's running water close the surface.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Despite wails of protest (which some attributed to the one-handed lift technique), the romantic matchmakers at Caption This decide to introduce Dub to Big Bertha.

dadoctah said...

For everyone who's been asking "where da white women at?" the shipment was just delivered.

Adriane said...

What is it about the beach? A little water ... a little sand ... and some guys just get carried away ...

Rodney Dill said...

It was inevitable that, at some time, Planking and Surfing would be combined.

Rodney Dill said...

"Make a wish..."

Rodney Dill said...

Mandygram for Mongo

Double the U said...

I see Team Obama is getting voters ready for the 2012 election.

Dr. Doom said...

Ramming Speed!...

Dr. Doom said...

Looting breaks out in San Francisco...

jj said...

Guy on left thought bubble, "Man, I'm gonna need a lot of soap to wash this stuff off of my hands".

Anonymous said...

"You're going to get your picture taken with the President whether you like it or not."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

No, NO, NO!
After she passes out you carry her like a six pack by yourself; not like a surf board with help...

Submariner said...

The Russian team lost points at the International Lifeguard Challenge when they rescued the suntan lotion stand's manikin instead of as 83 year old who was drowing.