Monday, August 29, 2011

Caddyshack Libyan Style

Sondra K


1. Obama insisted on bringing his own caddies to Martha's Vineyard. (ATDHE)

2."Jamal! Your tapeworm is escaping!"

3. "Hey, Good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later."

4. The City of Detroit's Mass Transit Authority deals with budget cuts.

5. When it's not Election Day, the Black Panthers are a lot less intimidating.

Best of Dr. Doom
"The greenskeeper told me I had to replace my divot", related Jalil, "So I shot him"...

Best of HLam
Fuquan: "M'chel's going to love how we pimped her ride. We even used one her drapes to upholster the back seat!"
Fareed: "That ain't no drape, that's one of her goin' out gowns."

Best of Rodney Dill
If we can do Bobsled, we can do NASCAR.

Best of Submariner
Dawn's brothers arrive to escort her to Old Navy.

Best of blue
The team to rescue Uncle Omar was hand selected by his nephew

Threadwinner Jack Reacher
Looks like somebody's been visiting the BATFE outlet center.

Best of Whacko
The new Libyan President-For-Life rides triumphant into Tripoli with his Chief of Staff and security detail.

Best of Dr. Doom
In Amerikkka all the college kids make a "run for the border" after the bars close. In Afghanistan, they make a "run for McPatterson's" after the firefight.

Best of Vinneh
As long as he was packing heat, no one made fun of Chauncey's hoopdee.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unable to overcome a certain catheter hookup stigma, the Inner City Spermobile never caught on as a green mode of transportation.

Best of dadoctah
Kia Soul: the no-frills option.






29 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"The greenskeeper told me I had to replace my divot", related Jalil, "So I shot him"...

HLam said...

Fuquan: "M'chel's going to love how we pimped her ride. We even used one her drapes to upholster the back seat!"

Fareed: "That ain't no drape, that's one of her goin' out gowns."

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline Washington DC:

Today the Obama Administration unveiled its latest Green Initiative, the Flatulence Powered Locomobile (FPL). The FPL, or Fartcar, claims to be able to achieve 30 miles to a single can of beans. The unit shown is proposed for Special Forces use. An unarmed commercial version should be available as soon as manufacturing facilities can be set up in Mexico and Canada.

Rodney Dill said...

If we can do Bobsled, we can do NASCAR.

jj said...

Guy on back thought bubble, "I know obama is the post-racial president, but this back of the golf cart reparations is ridiculous".

Then Diane's head vaporized...

blue said...

pointing to the tube, ALGORE unveils his latest plan to save the world - the pissmobile

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

guns or butter?? we pick guns, cause then we can takes your butter!!

Dr. Doom said...

"What this?", replied Mustafa to Abdul's query, "I call this my 'sand wedge' because it gets me out of traps"...

Submariner said...

I guess we know who called "shotgun..."

Submariner said...

"I'll take that virgin, and that virgin, and definitely THAT virgin..."
"But Raheem, doesn't that came AFTER you've been martyred in Jihad?"
"I believe in being proactive..."

Submariner said...

Interesting use of the "dead-man switch..."

Submariner said...

Dawn's brothers arrive to escort her to Old Navy.

blue said...

the team to rescue Uncle Omar was hand selected by his nephew

Jack Reacher said...

The patterned seat covers were a bit effete, but nobody felt like pointing that out to the man with the machine gun.

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like somebody's been visiting the BATFE outlet center.

Whacko said...

The new Libyan President-For-Life rides triumphant into Tripoli with his Chief of Staff and security detail.

Dr. Doom said...

In Amerikkka all the college kids make a "run for the border" after the bars close. In Afghanistan, they make a "run for McPatterson's" after the firefight.

Rodney Dill said...

Most.transparent.Bang bus.ever

write essay for me said...

Cool! I like it.

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USMC2841 said...

I'll upgrade the wheels later.

Jack Reacher said...

Anonymous @ 12:19
So you're saying "write essay for me" is Thomas Friedman?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After the felon scored an obscene football contract, Mike Vick was last seen partying with his crew in a jacked golf cart on the outskirts of the city.

-OR-

SPOILER ALERT
The YouTube video was a lot funnier... the white cord got caught under the wheel and pulled his gonads off.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The mules hired to deliver weapons to Mexican drug lords had a good laugh upon hearing the ATF Director hadn't been fired and jailed for incompetence but was simply given a lateral transfer.
The sound you hear is Lady Liberty puking her guts out.

GregMan said...

"Cool! This golf cart even come with a spare white boy in back!"

GregMan said...

"Where da white catholic nuns?"

Anonymous said...

As long as he was packing heat, no one made fun of Chauncey's hoopdee.

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Nobody volunteers to be designated driver!"
Unable to overcome a certain catheter hookup stigma, the Inner City Spermobile never caught on as a green mode of transportation.

dadoctah said...

Kia Soul: the no-frills option.