Thursday, August 11, 2011

Bowling for Skanks



Best of dadoctah
Well, actually that's not what a "spare" means at all...but what the heck, I'll take it.

Best of Rodney Dill
My ball isn't the only thing I need to get out of the gutter.

Best of divine miss m
♫ Take the skank chicks bowling, take them bowling...♫

Best of jj
My money's on the blonde making the pin fit the....um...gutter.

Best of metalgarth
Difference between skank on the left and the bowling ball:
You can only fit 3 fingers in the bowling ball

Best of dub
Oh sure, like the white ones are really that big.

Best of mega
"Bowling kills animals! Don't eat Meat!"

Best of Adriane
It's an efficiency thing, see? Instead of bowling for dollars and using them to impress skanks ... you go straight for the skanks! See?

22 comments:

dadoctah said...

Well, actually that's not what a "spare" means at all...but what the heck, I'll take it.

Aussie Rob said...

The future of porn: everything is supersized.

Rodney Dill said...

I was never so happy to get a split in bowling before.

WV: dauter (glad neither of them are my daughters)

Rodney Dill said...

Balled is Beautiful

Rodney Dill said...

My ball isn't the only thing I need to get out of the gutter.

divine miss m said...

♫ Take the skank chicks bowling, take them bowling...♫

divine miss m said...

♫...We've got the biggest...balls of them all! ♫

USMC2841 said...

Well she didn't injure that wrist bowling.

jj said...

My money's on the blonde making the pin fit the....um...gutter.

metalgarth said...

Difference between skank on the left and the bowling ball:

You can only fit 3 fingers in the bowling ball

metalgarth said...

Difference between skank on the right and the bowling ball:

The bowling ball has a more intelligent expression

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The pins represent their combined IQ.

-OR-

Meet the Thursday Babe Demotivational Squad, streetwalkers Tonya Sow and Brandi Buzzkill.

-OR-

Always wondered what whores did on their day off. Apparently, they date bowling pins and shop for breast implants.

Double the U said...

Because of their dyslectic the girls misunderstood the request.

dub said...

Oh sure, like the white ones are really that big.

mega said...

"Bowling kills animals! Don't eat Meat!"

mega said...

And on the liberal lane a few over, Janet Reno posed with Regina Benjamin

mpur said...

That is not AMF approved footwear.

Rodney Dill said...

What's the difference between the skanks and a bowling ball?

If you absolutely have to, you can eat the bowling ball.

Rodney Dill said...

Girls: "Are you ready for your lesson, Mr. President?"
Obama: "When I said I wanted you to beat me easy, this isn't what I meant."

Adriane said...

It's an efficiency thing, see? Instead of bowling for dollars and using them to impress skanks ... you go straight for the skanks! See?

Dr. Doom said...

And no... you really don't want to know where those pins have been...

Anonymous said...

"Excuse me guys, are my fingers in the right holes"?

Vinneh