1. And last years winner of the "Brownest Man in Washington" contest passes the baton to this year's winner.
2. "Sorry, Cantor, I don't touch Jews."
3. Obama never could figure out how Boehner could stick his arm in his back and make his hand come out through Cantor's chest.
4. "Good Lord, Cantor, your hands are enormous! Mrs. Cantor must be a very happy woman."
5. "We'll start dinner as soon as M'Chel gets here with the eatin' shovels."
Best of Dr. Doom
President Obama: "Call my bluff Boehner!"
Mr. Cantor: "Mr. President, Mr. Putin is on line three. He wants to talk about arms reductions"
Best of mpur
JB thought bubble: "Gah! Just touching him makes my laxative kick in!"
Best of Vinneh
Boehner: "We're repealing your tanning bed tax. It's killing me."
Best of jj
Cantor, "I shook Weiner's hand last month and I still can't get this stuff off".
Best of Double the U
Good, so it is agreed, we will fake argue for two weeks, and then screw over the citizens again by enacting terrible laws and restrictions on everything.
Best of mega
The SEIU control units hovering over Obama's head were more obvious in some photographs than others.
Best of mega
"Notice, Bill, that when he shakes Boehner's hand, his cheek muscle contracts slightly, and what that says is that he knows he's a fraudulent douche bag."
Best of USMC2841
"AP Newswire- Negotiations broke down again when it was revealed that Boehner had used a buzzer ring on the President..."
Best of Submariner
Repeat after me: "With this debt, I thee wed..."
Best of metalgarth
"we're exchanging long protein strands"