Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The White Women Is at Here


1. Can you spot the cucumber in this picture? Probably not.

2. Ginger and Mary Ann form the Chinese symbol for "erotic catfight."

3. "Hey, little help? We mistook superglue for bikini wax... again."

4. "Hot as all-get-out isn't it?"

5. "Just practicing for our pantomime horse outfit."

Best of mpur
Envy - he lives on the ground floor.

Best of jj
Anyone ever notice that the most perverted women always have the biggest feet? Neither have I...

Best of dub
Upon seeing the display, Darryl just rolled a keg of lotion on to the deck to aid his viewing pleasure.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend's navel piercing snags another girl's bikini bottom?
Well, of course YOU don't, you sick intercourses!

Best of Rodney Dill
Later, Amelia had the charges reduced to just following too close.

Best of Army of Dad
Hello ladies, would you care to make me (into) a sandwich?

Best of Submariner
I've never heard of an Army of Dad sandwich, mate. A "Submarine Sandwich" is another matter...

26 comments:

mpur said...

Envy - he lives on the ground floor.

blue said...

"Where da straight black men?"

jj said...

Anyone ever notice that the most perverted women always have the biggest feet? Neither have I...

dub said...

Typically we just get to see fat women dry humping egg mcmuffins, so this is certainly an improvement.

dub said...

Upon seeing the display, Darryl just rolled a keg of lotion on to the deck to aid his viewing pleasure.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Those in favor of "Bikini'd Female Touch Leapfrog" becoming the next Olympic event, say AYE!
Maybe Dub can be put in charge of screening out the fatties?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend's navel piercing snags another girl's bikini bottom?
Well, of course YOU don't, you sick intercourses!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tuesday Babes AND Thursday Babes might just be the best idea V's come up with yet!

-OR-

So, what are you girls doing?
Oh, we just made a bet on how long it'll take before the nerd back there in Apt. 103 has to dash to the bathroom.

Adriane said...

Ebony and Ivory ...

Son Of The Godfather said...

V, posting babes on a Tuesday?... Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"

(but no discernible adam's apple or moustaches)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Can you find Waldo?
Hint: He may be the guy wacking off behind the railing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice formation, ladies... that is one special "K".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Control Center, we've rotated the picture 90 degrees clockwise and are ready for blast off...

off topic - R.I.P., Sherwood. The Schwarz will be with you, always. - well, kinda on topic with V's #2

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hi ladies, perhaps you can help me. I've taken some medication, but have forgotten my reading glasses. Could you tell me what it says about when you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours?

Jack Reacher said...

Auditions for Cleveland Shore were pretty lame, until these two showed up.

Rodney Dill said...

What NFL?

Rodney Dill said...

Ceiling Pussy meets Basement Pussy

Rodney Dill said...

Winning, Duh.

Rodney Dill said...

Later, Amelia had the charges reduced to just following too close.

(WV: pressess - Yessss, we pressess againssst our presssscioussss)

Anonymous said...

Coed lipstick lesbians are the best kind. No dykes, no obese dommes, no smoking or tramp stamps, no politically correct black/white propaganda, just wholesome girl-girl action even a conservative Republican can enjoy.

Army of Dad said...

Hello ladies, would you care to make me (into) a sandwich?

Submariner said...

That reminds me; anybody up for lunch down at the Y?

Submariner said...

We'll iron your shirts as soon as we're done, Subby...

Submariner said...

Betcha AoM has done those outfits.

Submariner said...

Hi Subby. Up for a game of "impale frog?"


v word - itram - it sure do when I play "impale frog."

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
Hello ladies, would you care to make me (into) a sandwich?


I've never heard of an Army of Dad sandwich, mate. A "Submarine Sandwich" is another matter...