1. Can you spot the cucumber in this picture? Probably not.
2. Ginger and Mary Ann form the Chinese symbol for "erotic catfight."
3. "Hey, little help? We mistook superglue for bikini wax... again."
4. "Hot as all-get-out isn't it?"
5. "Just practicing for our pantomime horse outfit."
Best of mpur
Envy - he lives on the ground floor.
Best of jj
Anyone ever notice that the most perverted women always have the biggest feet? Neither have I...
Best of dub
Upon seeing the display, Darryl just rolled a keg of lotion on to the deck to aid his viewing pleasure.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend's navel piercing snags another girl's bikini bottom?
Well, of course YOU don't, you sick intercourses!
Best of Rodney Dill
Later, Amelia had the charges reduced to just following too close.
Best of Army of Dad
Hello ladies, would you care to make me (into) a sandwich?
Best of Submariner
I've never heard of an Army of Dad sandwich, mate. A "Submarine Sandwich" is another matter...
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Envy - he lives on the ground floor.
"Where da straight black men?"
Anyone ever notice that the most perverted women always have the biggest feet? Neither have I...
Typically we just get to see fat women dry humping egg mcmuffins, so this is certainly an improvement.
Upon seeing the display, Darryl just rolled a keg of lotion on to the deck to aid his viewing pleasure.
Those in favor of "Bikini'd Female Touch Leapfrog" becoming the next Olympic event, say AYE!
Maybe Dub can be put in charge of screening out the fatties?
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend's navel piercing snags another girl's bikini bottom?
Well, of course YOU don't, you sick intercourses!
Tuesday Babes AND Thursday Babes might just be the best idea V's come up with yet!
-OR-
So, what are you girls doing?
Oh, we just made a bet on how long it'll take before the nerd back there in Apt. 103 has to dash to the bathroom.
Ebony and Ivory ...
V, posting babes on a Tuesday?... Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
(but no discernible adam's apple or moustaches)
Can you find Waldo?
Hint: He may be the guy wacking off behind the railing.
Nice formation, ladies... that is one special "K".
Control Center, we've rotated the picture 90 degrees clockwise and are ready for blast off...
off topic - R.I.P., Sherwood. The Schwarz will be with you, always. - well, kinda on topic with V's #2
Hi ladies, perhaps you can help me. I've taken some medication, but have forgotten my reading glasses. Could you tell me what it says about when you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours?
Auditions for Cleveland Shore were pretty lame, until these two showed up.
What NFL?
Ceiling Pussy meets Basement Pussy
Winning, Duh.
Later, Amelia had the charges reduced to just following too close.
(WV: pressess - Yessss, we pressess againssst our presssscioussss)
Coed lipstick lesbians are the best kind. No dykes, no obese dommes, no smoking or tramp stamps, no politically correct black/white propaganda, just wholesome girl-girl action even a conservative Republican can enjoy.
Hello ladies, would you care to make me (into) a sandwich?
That reminds me; anybody up for lunch down at the Y?
We'll iron your shirts as soon as we're done, Subby...
Betcha AoM has done those outfits.
Hi Subby. Up for a game of "impale frog?"
v word - itram - it sure do when I play "impale frog."
Army of Dad said...
Hello ladies, would you care to make me (into) a sandwich?
I've never heard of an Army of Dad sandwich, mate. A "Submarine Sandwich" is another matter...
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