David Attenborough whispers: As an example of overadaptation, the Squirrel Mime of Central Park has learned that if he pretends to be trapped in a box, people will toss him peanuts.
Liars Poker: I swear on my mother's carcass in the street, once I was down in Georgia and caught a peanut this big!
Alvin's impression of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" delighted the inhabitants of Animal Farm.
Stewart used to torment the squirrels by leaving a big bowl of peanuts on his dining room table. Then, they found the key hidden under the mat.
Okay, sure, I've pilfered peanuts and seeds from the bird feeder... but my fellow Americans, I am NOT a crook!
Best of USMC2841
Stupid TSA patdowns. When's the last time a squirrel blew anything up?
Best of Double the U
"STOP! In the name of love!"
Threadwinner: HLam
YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Wait monors", cried the squirrel passionately, "Don't you realize what's going to happen to Dawn's head?"
Best of metalgarth
...and the last thing our squirrel friend ever saw was a big net with a McPatterson's logo on it.
Best of Jack Reacher
Confident! Dry! And furry!
Best of jj
BUT I DON'T WANT A COLONOSCOPY, I'm a squirrel!!!! Damn obamacare
Best of Mr. Right
"I'm MAD as HELL, and I'm NOT going to TAKE this anymore!!!"
Best of blue
Bullwinkle!!! Don't leave me here!!!
Best of GregMan
"Heal!"
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner mpur
All that's missing is a boom box and a Peter Gabriel tune.
Best of Adriane
'Powers of Science,' cried Dr.Frank N. Squirrel, 'give my creature Life!'
Best of Submariner
No! Mr. Gere, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Best of Dactyl
Woohoo!! Packers!!!
Best of mega
"I saw you guys had a book called 'To Serve Roadkill', so I came to your planet. What's for dinner?"
Best of Matt the K
Robbie the Squirrel IS Willem Dafoe IN "Dr. Doolittle IV: Back In The Nam".
Best of dub
DEMONS OUT!
Best of racerboy
STOP: HAMMERTIME!!!
Best of dadoctah
(Oh, what the hell....)
"Aiieee! Gojira!!!"
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Stupid TSA patdowns. When's the last time a squirrel blew anything up?
"STOP! In the name of love!"
YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS.
"Wait monors", cried the squirrel passionately, "Don't you realize what's going to happen to Dawn's head?"
"And then this big weasel from the IRS came and said he was there to redistribute our nuts", cried the squirrel...
"And then this big weasel from the NOW came and said she was there to redistribute our nuts", cried the squirrel...
...and the last thing our squirrel friend ever saw was a big net with a McPatterson's logo on it.
Steven T. Squirrel reacts to the news that his share of the national debt is $36,763.
Confident! Dry! And furry!
BUT I DON'T WANT A COLONOSCOPY, I'm a squirrel!!!! Damn obamacare
"I'm MAD as HELL, and I'm NOT going to TAKE this anymore!!!"
Bullwinkle!!! Don't leave me here!!!
"Stop! The debt limit is too high already!"
"Heal!"
All that's missing is a boom box and a Peter Gabriel tune.
ORA: "A Dream To Some.... A Nightmare To Others!!!!"
'Powers of Science,' cried Dr.Frank N. Squirrel, 'give my creature Life!'
Just three more forest creatures and you'll see a rendition of "YMCA" like no other.
My wife hung this picture in my car yesterday. No, on second thought, strike that; I think it was my back-up camera display...
ORA
Absolutely not! No mountain lioness abortions for the porcupine this year and I don't care WHAT you think she's carrying.
No, dammit - I don't want some stupid human getting in my pictures.
>Bump<
>Bump<
Too bad I don't have the right tires.
v word - fruckd - I'll say he is.
No! Mr. Gere, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Woohoo!! Packers!!!
Now feel the true power of the Dark Side!
"Hey you f'ing idiots...it was the bear that mauled those kids. Let me the f out of here!!!"
"And this is how gigantic the catastrophe will be if we don't raise taxes right now!" Even animals were enlisted in Obama's psy-ops campaign against the middle class.
"I saw you guys had a book called 'To Serve Roadkill', so I came to your planet. What's for dinner?"
Sex with this, or Hillary Clinton? 92 % say "this".
Would you rather have sex with the beautiful Hillary Clinton or this beast? Only 89 % say "this beast".
Once again, it turns out that polling results depend on how the question is asked.
View from Sully's asscam
No nuts here!!! Keep movin'!!!
Robbie the Squirrel IS Willem Dafoe IN "Dr. Doolittle IV: Back In The Nam".
DEMONS OUT!
STOP: HAMMERTIME!!!
Not sure which of the two Monday CapThis photos this little furry guy's trying to describe. Either way, he's comin' up short...
(Oh, what the hell....)
"Aiieee! Gojira!!!"
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