Wednesdays with Phloggie

Carpie Pholgistan wrote this and I am still catching up

1. M'chel taught me this trick while I was stationed at the White House.

2. ... and when the handles begin to char, I take advantage of Sears Craftsman's "Don't Ask Don't Tell" free replacement policy.

3. Nice thing about the short handles... they fit in most dishwashers.

4. I saw this done on that Julia Child episode when Michelle was the guest chef.

5. Yeah, I use these to dig slit trenches. No worries, mate, there ain't no e.coli in fresh soil.

6. Stir in some diced baby anaconda and it almost tastes like mom's scrambled eggs & ham.

Best of blue
The startling pictures of M'Chel's Eating Shovels" prove that she went to North Vietnam with Jane Fonda

Best of Submariner
They're my latrine trenching shovels. Why?

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
When the White House advance party demonstrated how to prepare M'chel's lunch, the manger of McPattersons said "No way, tell her she cannot have it her way!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Sergeants Chou and Dhou of the North Korean Army are seen here preparing a week’s rations for the elite Imperial Guard division...

Best of jj
The new white house chefs prepare the state dinner for the Dali Llama...

Best of Submariner
ORA: Where's the Spam, Spam, and Spam?

Best of Matt the K
You should see what he cooks on a shingle.

Best of dadoctah
Okay, now Guy Fieri is just screwing around with us....