Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Water, Water Everywhere

The Brigade

1. And the Peter Northmobile makes its way to another town.*

2. San Francisco finally finds a way to cope with "homeless hippie smell."

3. The county health department has a special vehicle to help people wash their eyes out after viewing yesterday's SecState photo.

4. Optimus Prime does a spit-take.

5. Toward the end, Zima's marketing efforts got rather... desperate.

Best of blue
The Obama political machine rounds up voters for 2012.

Best of metalgarth
Baptisms: UR DOIN IT RONG

Best of jj
The EPA a sends cleaning crew to clean up after M'chel finishes her slab of ribs...
Usual Dawn disclaimer...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Everyone scoffed when the city of East Tinsdale passed its No Public Smoking ordinance. They're not laughing now.

Best of Steve O
4th of July Parades in Detroit are just for practice.

Best of mega
Man, I remember when wet t-shirt contests seemed so much less ... contrived.

Best of mega
Give SEIU the local water fountain contract. Measure results by amount of water dispensed.

Best of mega
Sadly, no one took Breivik's practice run with a water cannon very seriously.

* And if you weren't such a bunch of sick intercourses, Peter North would be an ORA.

22 comments:

blue said...

The Obama political machine rounds up voters for 2012.

metalgarth said...

Baptisms: UR DOIN IT RONG

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture Quiz:

This scene depicts _______. (choose the best answer)

a) ...the aftermath of the Gay Pride Parade in Salt Lake City
b) ...the Vatican response to calls for ordination of female priests
c) ...the latest in TSA screening techniques
d) ...a wet t-shirt contest in Detroit

new kid on the block said...

what is 'ORA'???

jj said...

The EPA a sends cleaning crew to clean up after M'chel finishes her slab of ribs...

Usual Dawn disclaimer...

WV: phankist...Filipino oranges?

jj said...

Rosie O'Donnell's douche bag?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This has been the toughest picture I've ever tried to caption! Each time I look at it, I have this urge to get up and go tinkle.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Everyone scoffed when the city of East Tinsdale passed its No Public Smoking ordinance. They're not laughing now.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, your honor, I realize that now, but at the time I swear I thought it was a mobile public carwash.

Steve O said...

4th of July Parades in Detroit are just for practice.

Double the U said...

Obamacare's mandatory daily WaterPik cleaning is still in the testing phase.

mega said...

When the US government's response to someone lighting a match became known, Boehner immediately criticized the use of the second water-jet as an "overreaction".

mega said...

Needless to say, in less than ten minutes, the McDonalds just out of camera view agreed not to serve Happy Meals anymore.

mega said...

Man, I remember when wet t-shirt contests seemed so much less ... contrived.

mega said...

These "solutions" to global warming get more and more ridiculous.

mega said...

Give SEIU the local water fountain contract. Measure results by amount of water dispensed.

mega said...

Tyrone tried his own version of the 1989 Beijing Tank Stand-off, and got soaked.

mega said...

Obama's advance team was pissed. "BOTH jets were supposed to be Stoli. BOTH."

Spin said...

Pissing contest - FAIL

mega said...

Sadly, no one took Breivik's practice run with a water cannon very seriously.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

The day Ron Popeil finally snapped.

GregMan said...

Optimus Prime's habit of furious masturbation began to pay off eventually.