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Displacement - Divers take note! Lifeguards say pool depth drops several inches whenever Cynthia hauls her inflatables out of the water.
"In case of a water landing...ah, you probably have it covered, dear."
Charlie Harper's stalker is looking pretty hot lately...
Definitely to be used as a floating device
Don't do it, Clark Griswold!
"...long story short, it simultaneously explains why they had to drain the pool and why I'm not allowed back."
Oh you're coming in alright...
Should have spent the money on her nose.
I would like to Hibiscus her in my Bougainvillea.
Time to break out the 'diver down' flag.
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
"Excuse me, sir, but can I rest these here for a moment?"
Ah, a perfect day to be doing the breast stroke!
"Are you mad?" dub nearly exploded. "Float on down to the fat end of the pool and leave me alone!"
I KNOW them!I KNOW them!Her? I'm not so sure about...
You know they put a chemical in the pool that changes color if you pee...
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