Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Three Workers and the Community Organizer
1. "And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your economy down," yelled the Big Bad Community Organizer.
2."So, the Stimulus pays for this guy to make metal coverings, and pays for you to recycle them? I am a economical genius!"
3. Herbie's irrepressible urge to bite Negroes was about to land him in Federal Prison.
4. Obama checks on the progress of his project to build 1,000,000 Community Organizing Cybermen.
5. "Will the giant Fry-a-lator be ready in time for M'Chel's birthday?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"No. Seriously. Eat your peas."
Best of blue
"..and then we'll cut every Grandma's social security to pay for your union benefits!"
Best of Submariner
Larry Bud Melman shows the Obamessiah what a working man looks like, er, strike that, what a UNION QA STATION looks like at a nuclear plant...
Best of Censors Hip
"Say, if I bring in a cow can you cut it up in M'Chel sized pieces?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"And once this device is assembled it can get this guy's hands off me?"
Best of GregMan
"And then Dawn's head exploded! I mean is that funny or what?"
Best of jj
As the old man unhinged his jaw to eat obama whole, m'chelle pounced and skewered him through the head with her tail.
Best of Submariner
So there I was, bowing to the Supreme Leader of China and he turns out to be a window washer trying to find his way into the Secret Palace also...
Best of Dr. Doom
"What, the old white dude?", replied the President, "No he's OK they all react this way, we call it redistribution syndrome - it is a lot like surprise butt$ex"...
Best of Spin
"No they're not bi-focal safety glasses, I'm retarded mister"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
After his impeachment, Obama returns to something he is actually qualified for: Chief Organizer, Napkin Dispenser Assembly Division.
Best of Matt the K
"I'm uh... just, you know, getting my ducts in a row...I know that one always kills!"
Threadwinner: Steve O
Soon after this picture was taken, all three workers were replaced by an ATM machine.