Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Three Workers and the Community Organizer


1. "And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your economy down," yelled the Big Bad Community Organizer.

2."So, the Stimulus pays for this guy to make metal coverings, and pays for you to recycle them? I am a economical genius!"

3. Herbie's irrepressible urge to bite Negroes was about to land him in Federal Prison.

4. Obama checks on the progress of his project to build 1,000,000 Community Organizing Cybermen.

5. "Will the giant Fry-a-lator be ready in time for M'Chel's birthday?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"No. Seriously. Eat your peas."

Best of blue
"..and then we'll cut every Grandma's social security to pay for your union benefits!"

Best of Submariner
Larry Bud Melman shows the Obamessiah what a working man looks like, er, strike that, what a UNION QA STATION looks like at a nuclear plant...

Best of Censors Hip
"Say, if I bring in a cow can you cut it up in M'Chel sized pieces?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"And once this device is assembled it can get this guy's hands off me?"

Best of GregMan
"And then Dawn's head exploded! I mean is that funny or what?"

Best of jj
As the old man unhinged his jaw to eat obama whole, m'chelle pounced and skewered him through the head with her tail.

Best of Submariner
So there I was, bowing to the Supreme Leader of China and he turns out to be a window washer trying to find his way into the Secret Palace also...

Best of Dr. Doom
"What, the old white dude?", replied the President, "No he's OK they all react this way, we call it redistribution syndrome - it is a lot like surprise butt$ex"...

Best of Spin
"No they're not bi-focal safety glasses, I'm retarded mister"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
After his impeachment, Obama returns to something he is actually qualified for: Chief Organizer, Napkin Dispenser Assembly Division.

Best of Matt the K
"I'm uh... just, you know, getting my ducts in a row...I know that one always kills!"

Threadwinner: Steve O
Soon after this picture was taken, all three workers were replaced by an ATM machine.

44 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Elmer wasn't impressed by the gladhanding, so he gave his own impression of Clinton laughing behind Obamalama's back.

-OR-

Nobody noticed the symbiote jump from Obamalama's neck to the white guy's mouth, but news microphones caught a faint voice yell, "OMG, I hope this one's got more commonsense than that moron. Geronimo!"

Rodney Dill said...

"No. Seriously. Eat your peas."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Damn yes, it does feel good to be a gangsta."

blue said...

"..and then we'll cut every Grandma's social security to pay for your union benefits!"

Submariner said...

Larry Bud Melman shows the Obamessiah what a working man looks like, er, strike that, what a UNION QA STATION looks like at a nuclear plant...

Submariner said...

Red hat laughs knowlingly at the dementia of the old pod fruit alerting on this one. I mean, REALLY? Who could believe this one was actually human?

Submariner said...

Funny, none of the three of you look Mexican but I know that this is a job that Americans wouldn't do.

Submariner said...

So, um, which of you is going to, uh, um, WIN and uh, take Jessica, uh, Simpson to the, uh, company picnic?

Submariner said...

Can you point me to the, um, smoking area?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So tell me honestly, do you guys always wash your hands after sneezing and before leaving the head?
Overheard response - white guy guffaw, hispanic awkward "Oh surrrre" and classic black, "We supposed to do dat?"

Censors Hip said...

"say, if I bring in a cow can you cut it up in M'Chel sized pieces?"

Jack Reacher said...

"And once this device is assembled it can get this guy's hands off me?"

GregMan said...

"So a black man, and old white guy, and an illegal immigrant walk into a factory to get a job, AND THEN I BANKRUPTED THE AMERIKKKAN ECONOMY! AHH HAHAHAAA!!!"

President Hussein has a few laughs with some UAW buddies of his.

GregMan said...

"And then Dawn's head exploded! I mean is that funny or what?"

GregMan said...

Old Otis opened his mouth to warn the people about the communist President who wanted to destroy Amerikkka, but no sound came.

jj said...

As the old man unhinged his jaw to eat obama whole, m'chelle pounced and skewered him through the head with her tail.

Rodney Dill said...

"220, 221... whatever it takes."

Whacko said...

"No sir, none of us know how to put it together. The dude who does the actual work is, you know, 'sick' today."

Submariner said...

So, uh, do you want, um, FRIES with that?

Submariner said...

"...and then I, um, blamed Bush."

Submariner said...

So there I was, bowing to the Supreme Leader of China and he turns out to be a window washer trying to find his way into the Secret Palace also...

Submariner said...

So you take over as head of the CIA, Pedro here becomes the new Immigration Czar, and Herbert, uh, Herbert can be, uh...
Herb's white - he's on his own.



Hey Dawn. how's your head doing?

Submariner said...

Just make sure all parts that slipped through while we've been talking are marked "Republican Only."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama to other black guy: "Do I have any loose change in my pocket?" Hey, that's funny, tough guy! You do know there are 3 expert marksmen zeroed in on your head, right?

And none of the king's horses and none of the king's men,
Could ever put Humptydumpty Dawn back together again.

Dr. Doom said...

"What, the old white dude?", replied the President, "No he's OK they all react this way, we call it redistribution syndrome - it is a lot like surprise butt$ex"...

Spin said...

"Wat u talkin' bout Willis"

Spin said...

"No they're not bi-focal safety glasses, I'm retarded mister"

Spin said...

Do you Leroy take Pedro to be your lawfully wedded ...

Spin said...

You have to be of a certain age to remember how funny Minstrel Shows really were.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ladies and gentlemen, your post-Obama NASA.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Red cap: "Enough is enough! I have had it with this m-f-ing snake in the m-f-ing White House!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

White cap: "I better keep a hold on you, Mr.President. We know how you like to walk out when it gets tough and we have some questions for you."

Anonymous said...

Obama: "So, then, um, that Cracker drops that little black kid, aah, off of his back, and he lands on a wetback who was sneaking....."

A picture of reverse racism.

Oiao

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
John Bigboote, a red lectroid from the eighth dimension, sees his opportunity and spits the poisonous beast to its target.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The old man zombie in the back is going to be sorely disappointed if he's looking for brains.

Son Of The Godfather said...

After his impeachment, Obama returns to something he is actually qualified for: Chief Organizer, Napkin Dispenser Assembly Division.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "OK, then, three orders of peas, and you, you want fries widdat?"

JohnS1959 said...

At the top secret Government Officials Codpiece Factory (GOCF), Manufacturing Superintendent, Mike Jones, can't contain himself after overhearing the President ask fabricators, Juan and Jammal if they could make that particular model in an 'extra small'...

JohnS1959 said...

"Lets see, I want to make sure we have all of the demographics represented", said the President,
"Hard working Hispanic, check. Disenfranchised voter, check. Elderly white guy robbed of his Social Security by Republicans, check. OK Bob shoot it"...

Anonymous said...

"Hey, you're Black? So, am I."

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

"Well this is truly great Amerikkkan craftsmanship boys", regaled the President, "But private jets are for those evil rich people, so - word to the wise - I'd be looking into fast food jobs in the near future (wink-wink; nudge-nudge)"...

Matt the K said...

"Murray, Murray! Stop laughin' for a minute...what's that you say, Jerome?-- Pedro's the Super Glue man?? Awww, you guys!!!

Matt the K said...

"I'm uh... just, you know, getting my ducts in a row...I know that one always kills!"

Steve O said...

Soon after this picture was taken, all three workers were replaced by an ATM machine.