Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Take That! Lady Ga-Ga

Guest Capping from Phloggie


1. Worlds biggest tapeworm
2. The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
3. Worst case of hemmerhoids... EVER
4. They're called "Blind dates" for a reason.
5. "When Symbiotes Attack" - - a TimeLife video
6. If you shave your chest - the hairs just get thicker and fuller. ORA Seinfeld
7. So far beyond simple "fashion faux pas" even Hubble couldn't spot it.
8. Overheard in dressing room: "Let Michelle wear it, she'll wear anything.

Threadwinner: Dactyl
The Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo.

Best of Double the U
Dawn's head exploded, no one is sure why.

Best of GregMan
"I am sick and tired of these m*****-f****** snakes on this m*****-f****** fashion model!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Botched boob jobs are nowhere near as bad as botched colonoscopies.

Best of metalgarth
Whitesnake's next album is geared at a completely different demographic.

Best of Whacko
Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.

Best of Submariner
Where will YOU be when your laxative causes a major prolapse?

Best of sonicfrog
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom....

Best of mega
Keep that credit card in your pocket. You'll be able to get something 99 % like it at Target for $24.95 in a few months.

Best of Steve O
Yes, but would you kick her out for eating rodents in bed?

34 comments:

Double the U said...

Dawn's head exploded, no one is sure why.

Rodney Dill said...

"Gesundheit!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Giant squiggling night crawlers before Labor Day?", asked the fashionista incredulously, "How gauche! What could she be thinking?"

custom essay said...

WTF???! O_o

Submariner said...

The half-way point to Borg was not visually attractive to either side...

mpur said...

Heh, a walking dog turd. That's something you don't see every day.

GregMan said...

"I am sick and tired of these m*****-f****** snakes on this m*****-f****** fashion model!"

Rodney Dill said...

Botched boob jobs are nowhere near as bad as botched colonoscopies.

metalgarth said...

Whitesnake's next album is geared at a completely different demographic.

metalgarth said...

The fine line between 'clever' and 'stupid' strikes again

metalgarth said...

Snakeskin dress: UR DOIN IT RONG

Whacko said...

Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.

Submariner said...

Painting Class Live Models - Good
Proctologist Class Live Models - That's a whole 'nother story...

Submariner said...

Meh, teh ebola virus is worse...

Submariner said...

Where will YOU be when your laxative causes a major prolapse?

sonicfrog said...

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom....

Adriane said...

"Hey Little Snake, are you crazy or what?
Your butt's in the air,
And your head's up her---" **


**John Varley, Demon

dadoctah said...

Whacko said...

Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.


But she didn't. In fact, the whole thing originated when Björk wore that swan.

Dactyl said...

The Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo.

dwhawk said...

And you ladies thought it was hard to find the zipper on the back of your little black dress...

dadoctah said...

Say what you will, it would actually go quite nicely with that hat Beatrice Middleton was wearing....

wv repti. Another word for "sna", "liza" or "alligat".

Submariner said...

...and in survival settings, you can eat your dress. That is, unless it gets hungry first...

sonicfrog said...

Recognizing the proselytizing business ain't what it used to be, Pat Robertson is trying his hand in the fashion industry. The Halo-Hats have fallen flat, but the Chastity-Wear line is definitely turning heads!

metalgarth said...

mpur said...
Heh, a walking dog turd. That's something you don't see every day.

Unless of course you live in Washington D.C.

mega said...

Keep that credit card in your pocket. You'll be able to get something 99 % like it at Target for $24.95 in a few months.

mega said...

Apparently, there are some problems with the government's new dietary guidelines.

dub said...

See! I told you there's were bigger.

dub said...

Is that why they cut their clitoris' off?

Submariner said...

Tonight on MST3K:
"When Septic Tanks Rebel" An Ed Wood Production

Matt the K said...

You think that's nuts...you should see the snakes in her head!

mega said...

Try to distract us all you want, kid. We still want proof that your dad's book wasn't written by Ayers.

Steve O said...

I don't know what it is, but I think I'm picking up a "sister of Satan" vibe from this chick.

Steve O said...

Yes, but would you kick her out for eating rodents in bed?

dadoctah said...

At first, the Goa'uld wore their symbiotes on the *outside*.