Guest Capping from Phloggie
1. Worlds biggest tapeworm
2. The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
3. Worst case of hemmerhoids... EVER
4. They're called "Blind dates" for a reason.
5. "When Symbiotes Attack" - - a TimeLife video
6. If you shave your chest - the hairs just get thicker and fuller. ORA Seinfeld
7. So far beyond simple "fashion faux pas" even Hubble couldn't spot it.
8. Overheard in dressing room: "Let Michelle wear it, she'll wear anything.
Threadwinner: Dactyl
The Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo.
Best of Double the U
Dawn's head exploded, no one is sure why.
Best of GregMan
"I am sick and tired of these m*****-f****** snakes on this m*****-f****** fashion model!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Botched boob jobs are nowhere near as bad as botched colonoscopies.
Best of metalgarth
Whitesnake's next album is geared at a completely different demographic.
Best of Whacko
Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.
Best of Submariner
Where will YOU be when your laxative causes a major prolapse?
Best of sonicfrog
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom....
Best of mega
Keep that credit card in your pocket. You'll be able to get something 99 % like it at Target for $24.95 in a few months.
Best of Steve O
Yes, but would you kick her out for eating rodents in bed?
34 comments:
Dawn's head exploded, no one is sure why.
"Gesundheit!"
"Giant squiggling night crawlers before Labor Day?", asked the fashionista incredulously, "How gauche! What could she be thinking?"
WTF???! O_o
The half-way point to Borg was not visually attractive to either side...
Heh, a walking dog turd. That's something you don't see every day.
"I am sick and tired of these m*****-f****** snakes on this m*****-f****** fashion model!"
Botched boob jobs are nowhere near as bad as botched colonoscopies.
Whitesnake's next album is geared at a completely different demographic.
The fine line between 'clever' and 'stupid' strikes again
Snakeskin dress: UR DOIN IT RONG
Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.
Painting Class Live Models - Good
Proctologist Class Live Models - That's a whole 'nother story...
Meh, teh ebola virus is worse...
Where will YOU be when your laxative causes a major prolapse?
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom....
"Hey Little Snake, are you crazy or what?
Your butt's in the air,
And your head's up her---" **
**John Varley, Demon
Whacko said...
Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.
But she didn't. In fact, the whole thing originated when Björk wore that swan.
The Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo.
And you ladies thought it was hard to find the zipper on the back of your little black dress...
Say what you will, it would actually go quite nicely with that hat Beatrice Middleton was wearing....
wv repti. Another word for "sna", "liza" or "alligat".
...and in survival settings, you can eat your dress. That is, unless it gets hungry first...
Recognizing the proselytizing business ain't what it used to be, Pat Robertson is trying his hand in the fashion industry. The Halo-Hats have fallen flat, but the Chastity-Wear line is definitely turning heads!
mpur said...
Heh, a walking dog turd. That's something you don't see every day.
Unless of course you live in Washington D.C.
Keep that credit card in your pocket. You'll be able to get something 99 % like it at Target for $24.95 in a few months.
Apparently, there are some problems with the government's new dietary guidelines.
See! I told you there's were bigger.
Is that why they cut their clitoris' off?
Tonight on MST3K:
"When Septic Tanks Rebel" An Ed Wood Production
You think that's nuts...you should see the snakes in her head!
Try to distract us all you want, kid. We still want proof that your dad's book wasn't written by Ayers.
I don't know what it is, but I think I'm picking up a "sister of Satan" vibe from this chick.
Yes, but would you kick her out for eating rodents in bed?
At first, the Goa'uld wore their symbiotes on the *outside*.
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