Guest Capping from Phloggie
1. Worlds biggest tapeworm
2. The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
3. Worst case of hemmerhoids... EVER
4. They're called "Blind dates" for a reason.
5. "When Symbiotes Attack" - - a TimeLife video
6. If you shave your chest - the hairs just get thicker and fuller. ORA Seinfeld
7. So far beyond simple "fashion faux pas" even Hubble couldn't spot it.
8. Overheard in dressing room: "Let Michelle wear it, she'll wear anything.
The Real Housewives of R'lyeh, coming this fall on Bravo.
Best of Double the U
Dawn's head exploded, no one is sure why.
Best of GregMan
"I am sick and tired of these m*****-f****** snakes on this m*****-f****** fashion model!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Botched boob jobs are nowhere near as bad as botched colonoscopies.
Best of metalgarth
Whitesnake's next album is geared at a completely different demographic.
Best of Whacko
Lady GaGa wished that she had thought of this first.
Best of Submariner
Where will YOU be when your laxative causes a major prolapse?
Best of sonicfrog
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom....
Best of mega
Keep that credit card in your pocket. You'll be able to get something 99 % like it at Target for $24.95 in a few months.
Best of Steve O
Yes, but would you kick her out for eating rodents in bed?