Friday, July 15, 2011

Sweet Smokin' Jebus

Sondra K


1. Whatever it is, I'm against it.

2. Well, the guy on the left hit Obama right in the Emperor-Has-No-Clothes sweet spot, but unless they've started making curtains out of jockstraps, the guy on the right totally missed M'Chel.

3. Then, the chick in the Obama mask got PMS and flounced off in the middle of the race.

4. How nature says, "Do not talk to these people about Ron Paul."

5. Shortly thereafter, the company clarified its 'Casual Friday' policy.

Best of mpur
Looks like they got M'Chel's package about right, though.

Best of dadoctah
Every night, Rachel Maddow has the same troubling dream.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Shy little Jane wasn't sure what was more embarrassing... riding through the park naked or wearing the Obamalama mask nobody else chose.

Best of dadoctah
"You are not gonna *believe* what I earned selling 'Grit'!"

18 comments:

sonicfrog said...

OK... This is just wrong!

mpur said...

I see Obama is about to jump on his menstrual cycle and run the country over with it.

mpur said...

Looks like they got M'Chel's package about right, though.

Adriane said...

I h8 euros. They wear these tight, teeny, tiny swimsuits even when they're fat. They lord it over you about how superior their bicycling everywhere is. And they can't begin to tell how much they loooooove Obama ...

dadoctah said...

True to usual practice, Fox News ran this graphic to illustrate their story the debt ceiling talks.

dadoctah said...

Every night, Rachel Maddow has the same troubling dream.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ya'know all those nice things old Carpe says about small-breasted girls? Well, that there's one of the exceptions to the rule, duly noted in the footnote titled "faces that could stop clocks."

-OR-

That photo would never have made the cut if it was Thursday!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Harvey can't wait to remove the bandages and see how the Mexican doctor cured his "little" problem. Meanwhile, wandering the streets of Tijuana, a dazed, bowlegged goat was asking himself... WTF happened?

-OR-

Shy little Jane wasn't sure what was more embarrassing... riding through the park naked or wearing the Obamalama mask nobody else chose.

blue said...

"...and I'll be the Batman to your Robin..."

jj said...

...no, they're not spectacular...

jj said...

you can tell that's not obama's bike...there's a seat on it...

dadoctah said...

"You are not gonna *believe* what I earned selling 'Grit'!"

dadoctah said...

"American Gothic", the next generation.

Submariner said...

Wait, that's not really Obama, is it? The body's too black...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Why is it that folks what ought not to run around nekkid are the folks most likely to run around nekkid?

metalgarth said...

I guess Obama was the boobie prize

metalgarth said...

I'm guessing this is 3rd rate pornography unless you're lesbo who frequents Huffington Post

metalgarth said...

CNN changed to a hard core porno channel so gradually that no one noticed.