1. Bubba: "Whooo-EEEE. Boy, you are funny! Now, bring me some coffee."
2. We've secretly replaced the Teleprompter script for Obama's debt limit speech with the transcript of Anthony Weiner sexting a comely coed. Let's see if anyone notices.
3. That line about creating two million jobs always kills.
4. As his idiot successor prattled on about corporate jets, the former president mentally amused himself by seeing how many hidden words he could find in "Clinton Global Initiative:" Such as, "tit" "labia" "vagina" "balling" ... and so forth
5. "Surprise, Barry! That ain't Monica under the podium, it's Chris Matthews!"
Best of blue
"Barry! Thanks! Whew! My Knees are still wobbly!"
Best of sonicfrog
Clinton: "Surprise, Barry! That ain't Monica under the podium, it's Chris Matthews!"
Obama: "I know".....
Best of GregMan
The impeached, perverted, corrupt, and disgraced ex-President laughed at the thought that Comrade President Soetero made even him look good by comparison.
Best of GregMan
"God d@mn Amerikkka! Man, that is so funny!"
Best of mpur
Bill always gets a kick out of Blackface Minstrel shows.
Best of Rodney Dill
Bill: "De camptown ladies sing this song... do da... do da."
Best of Vinneh
"And, er, when Bill has a global intitiative. That means the girl is supposed to "go around the world" on him. Right Bill"?
Best of Dr. Doom
Mr. Obama immediately regretted trading 'Yo Wife So Fat' jokes with Bill Clinton at the press conference...
Best of Spineless Vertebra
Obama: "Now just because I like fish sticks doesn't make me a gay fish!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The freak accident lodged the TOTUS pole deep within the former president's torso. He would never be able to reveal his knowledge of Barry's "666" birthmark.
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Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Fine print at bottom of the Clinton Global Initiative: Where da white women at?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Let's see who's come closest to the actual retail price of this year's deficit without going over. Mr. Clinton, you've bid 1.65 billion dollars..."
Best of Steve O
Everybody else waits for Barry to get the joke except Bill.
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"Barry! Thanks! Whew! My Knees are still wobbly!"
Clinton: "Surprise, Barry! That ain't Monica under the podium, it's Chris Matthews!"
Obama: "I know".....
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The impeached, perverted, corrupt, and disgraced ex-President laughed at the thought that Comrade President Soetero made even him look good by comparison.
"God d@mn Amerikkka! Man, that is so funny!"
"So the tax on corporate jets will be paid twice by the taxpayers since the entire Democratic Caucus flies everywhere on corporate jets", laughed Bill, "Oh that is rich Barry, absolutely RICH"
Bill always gets a kick out of Blackface Minstrel shows.
Bill: "De camptown ladies sing this song... do da... do da."
It's time to play Family Feud.
Vinneh
"And, er, when Bill has a global intitiative. That means the girl is supposed to "go around the world" on him. Right Bill"?
Vinneh
Mr. Obama immediately regretted trading 'Yo Wife So Fat' jokes with Bill Clinton at the press conference...
"Lawdy! I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies, Missy Scarlet!"
Barry fails to see humor in Bill's entry in the famous movie lines contest.
...and then they performed "The Kiss" to take Amerikkka's mind off what they had done to the economy.
"Have a cigar, Barry?"
Bill always cracks himself up.
Obama: "Now just because I like fish sticks doesn't make me a gay fish!"
Bill always get a laugh when he brides the teleprompter operator.
Bill readies the Emperor's new cloak.
Clinton Global Initiative = C.G.I. = How they can manipulate footage to make Bary "funny".
The freak accident lodged the TOTUS pole deep within the former president's torso. He would never be able to reveal his knowledge of Barry's "666" birthmark.
"HA HA HA HA HA! That's a good thing ya done, Barry, a real good thing. Now wish it into the cornfield, okay? HA HA HA! What a great one!"
"The Republicans drove the car into a ditch. We've pulled that car out of the ditch, loaded it with weapons, drove it across the border, and sold it to drug cartels. THAT is how you make money in a sagging economy."
"Will the circle...[clap clap]
be unbroken [clap clap]
by and by, lord [clap clap]
by and by..."
Okay, okay, I lied... I really inhaled. Nooooo, I didn't lie, I swallowed! Wait, is that right? Oh, who cares. har har har
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Fine print at bottom of the Clinton Global Initiative: Where da white women at?
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CGI must be a casting call for Dicken's Christmas Carol: Clinton and Obamalama are the ghosts of losers past and present. The future? Three-way tie between Palin, Bachmann and Gingrich.
Just one Jimmy Carter short of the Three Stooges.
Obama: "Dance monkey boy, dance."
Teleprompter Hack #38
blah bleedle blah... and the US Census has concluded that there are no honorable men employed in politics ...yada yada blah
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Billy has his little "global" initiative? Fine, I'm launching a more pretentious feel good effort - BO's Intergalactic Crusade - by redirecting all NASA funds into 1000 rockets filled with qurans and marxist propaganda to spread the word across the cosmos. Resistance is futile, long live Emperor Barack!
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Those odd faces on 'Chel and I? Caused by the hang time on Bill's flatulence. I heard Bush had to air out the Oval Office for a month, and Hillary still panics anytime anyone farts in a cabinet meeting.
"There can be only one."
"Go eat your peas."
Every time Clinton guffaws,
Ed McMahon spins in his grave.
RIP Ed & Johnny
WordVerify: ghljkzxjw - is a monkey working the challenge desk, today? Wouldn't you like to see that hacked onto Obamalama's teleprompter? "My fellow ghljkzxjw"
Bill provides the collective progressive response to the Casey Anthony verdict - long live late, Late, LATE term abortion.
The One simply smiles at enactment of his favored policy.
"Let's see who's come closest to the actual retail price of this year's deficit without going over. Mr. Clinton, you've bid 1.65 billion dollars..."
And fellow Americans, there are people who really believe I was born in the United States!
Obama; "Everything my administration has done is the benifit of the American people"
Everybody else waits for Barry to get the joke except Bill.
"Michelle would have been here tonight, but, um, she's at KFC. Tuesday is the, uh Hillary Clinton Meal Deal--you know, two large thighs, two small breasts, and two left wings. Best not to get between my girl and her KFC..."
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