Saturday, July 23, 2011

Saturday Night's All Right for Capping

The Ugly American


Instant Threadwinner Metalgarth
Amy Winehouse... blah, blah, blah. What! too soon?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The search for Obama's budget credibility continues....

Best of Submariner
ORA: Mmmmmmm, nutty!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Nah, I don't see the ball... but Tim Curry's down here dressed as a scary clown... weird."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Dude, it's a quarter... let it go."

Best of Rodney Dill
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.... and does it even really matter.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Remember Eugene Tooms the X-Files Silly Putty guy who hid in ducts and drains? Well, this isn't him, this is Ted, a real life dumbf*ck.

Best of sonicfrog
ORA: OK. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Sammy Hagar write and direct the Eddie Van Halen biopic.

Best of Double the U
"Can you hear me now?"

Best of GregMan
"Nope, Mr. President, still no sign of your leadership ability."

34 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The search for Obama's budget credibility continues....

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

ORA: "Now that's a damn shame, somebody throw away a perfectly good white boy like that."

metalgarth said...

Amy Winehouse... blah, blah, blah. What! too soon?

metalgarth said...

Nope... Saddam's not down this one either

Submariner said...

I keep tellin' ya; Al Franken has a seat, you can quit lookin' for lost votes now...



v word - biday - wouldn't that be the other end?

Submariner said...

Analogy for US economy or NFL Players Union reputation over striking for more millions in todays economy; you be the judge.

Submariner said...

ORA

Mmmmmmm, nutty!

Submariner said...

Slim always hated making home repairs after a storm...

Submariner said...

Sully finds out there's truth in the myth of the brown note.

Submariner said...

Where will you be when your friend's laxative kicks in?

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Congressman Frank's prospective pages have to demonstrate that they are capable of performing (excuse the expression) 'under him'...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Nah, I don't see the ball... but Tim Curry's down here dressed as a scary clown... weird."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dude, it's a quarter... let it go."

Metal Garth - NICE!

Rodney Dill said...


They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Rodney Dill said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.... and does it even really matter.

Rodney Dill said...

...and this one time at band camp we had this gutter snipe hunt...

Rodney Dill said...

Stewie was following me around with this tuba and...

Robert said...

Kyle's search for Mr. Hankey continues.

sonicfrog said...

Blog Secret Revealed - The reason Andrew Sullivan is still so optimistic about Obama's economic policies... It's a matter of perspective.

sonicfrog said...

Come on guy, it was funny for the first few months, but someone really needs to tell Bobby the truth about the gutter snipe prank...

sonicfrog said...

Yeah... Maybe having Rob Zombie direct the live-action version of "Up!" wasn't such a good idea.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Already being full of shit like that... Timmy will make a great politician one day.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Seeing the NO PARKING sign, Eddie felt it'd be safe to retrieve his keys... too bad he overlooked the EXPRESS BUS LANE sign.

-OR-

Nope, the squirrel isn't down here!
V's summertime game - Where's the Feeldoe Squirrel - was a big success in San Francisco.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, meter maids have quotas. Ronald was down there a scant 5 minutes. When he stood up, he had 3 parking tickets stuck in his back pockets PLUS one of his shoes had been replaced with a "boot."

-OR-

Remember Eugene Tooms the X-Files Silly Putty guy who hid in ducts and drains? Well, this isn't him, this is Ted, a real life dumbf*ck.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Freshman Hazing #291
Okay... I found the fraternity pin! Guys, you can pull me out now. Guys? GUYS?!!!!

-OR-

A Sign
For Dems: John Q. Public is fed up with fat cat bankers.
For Reps: John Q. Public is fed up with illegals.
For All: Obamalama is fed up with Joe Biden.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Execution & Follow-thru
The Mafia will tell you... regardless how skilled a hit man is, half-assed disposal of evidence is an invitation to disaster.

jj said...

OJ's search for the 'real killer' continues...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Worst "slip 'n fall" insurance claim I've seen since 'Whiplash' Hwang jumped in front of Radar's jeep.
ORA M*A*S*H episode 37

-OR-

Nobody called the police but some dropped coins nearby as a voice echoed:
"I was looking for love in all the wrong places,
Looking for love in too many faces..."

sonicfrog said...

ORA: OK. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Sammy Hagar write and direct the Eddie Van Halen biopic.

Submariner said...

Tonight at 2:30 on SyFy:

"When C.H.U.D. Get the Stomach Flue"

Double the U said...

"Can you hear me now?"

GregMan said...

I see Harry Reid is still looking for his budget plan.

GregMan said...

"Nope, Mr. President, still no sign of your leadership ability."