Instant Threadwinner Metalgarth
Amy Winehouse... blah, blah, blah. What! too soon?
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The search for Obama's budget credibility continues....
Best of Submariner
ORA: Mmmmmmm, nutty!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Nah, I don't see the ball... but Tim Curry's down here dressed as a scary clown... weird."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Dude, it's a quarter... let it go."
Best of Rodney Dill
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.... and does it even really matter.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Remember Eugene Tooms the X-Files Silly Putty guy who hid in ducts and drains? Well, this isn't him, this is Ted, a real life dumbf*ck.
Best of sonicfrog
ORA: OK. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Sammy Hagar write and direct the Eddie Van Halen biopic.
Best of Double the U
"Can you hear me now?"
Best of GregMan
"Nope, Mr. President, still no sign of your leadership ability."
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The search for Obama's budget credibility continues....
ORA: "Now that's a damn shame, somebody throw away a perfectly good white boy like that."
Amy Winehouse... blah, blah, blah. What! too soon?
Nope... Saddam's not down this one either
I keep tellin' ya; Al Franken has a seat, you can quit lookin' for lost votes now...
v word - biday - wouldn't that be the other end?
Analogy for US economy or NFL Players Union reputation over striking for more millions in todays economy; you be the judge.
ORA
Mmmmmmm, nutty!
Slim always hated making home repairs after a storm...
Sully finds out there's truth in the myth of the brown note.
Where will you be when your friend's laxative kicks in?
Congressman Frank's prospective pages have to demonstrate that they are capable of performing (excuse the expression) 'under him'...
"Nah, I don't see the ball... but Tim Curry's down here dressed as a scary clown... weird."
"Dude, it's a quarter... let it go."
Metal Garth - NICE!
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They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
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Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.... and does it even really matter.
...and this one time at band camp we had this gutter snipe hunt...
Stewie was following me around with this tuba and...
Kyle's search for Mr. Hankey continues.
Blog Secret Revealed - The reason Andrew Sullivan is still so optimistic about Obama's economic policies... It's a matter of perspective.
Come on guy, it was funny for the first few months, but someone really needs to tell Bobby the truth about the gutter snipe prank...
Yeah... Maybe having Rob Zombie direct the live-action version of "Up!" wasn't such a good idea.
Already being full of shit like that... Timmy will make a great politician one day.
Seeing the NO PARKING sign, Eddie felt it'd be safe to retrieve his keys... too bad he overlooked the EXPRESS BUS LANE sign.
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Nope, the squirrel isn't down here!
V's summertime game - Where's the Feeldoe Squirrel - was a big success in San Francisco.
Yes, meter maids have quotas. Ronald was down there a scant 5 minutes. When he stood up, he had 3 parking tickets stuck in his back pockets PLUS one of his shoes had been replaced with a "boot."
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Remember Eugene Tooms the X-Files Silly Putty guy who hid in ducts and drains? Well, this isn't him, this is Ted, a real life dumbf*ck.
Freshman Hazing #291
Okay... I found the fraternity pin! Guys, you can pull me out now. Guys? GUYS?!!!!
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A Sign
For Dems: John Q. Public is fed up with fat cat bankers.
For Reps: John Q. Public is fed up with illegals.
For All: Obamalama is fed up with Joe Biden.
Execution & Follow-thru
The Mafia will tell you... regardless how skilled a hit man is, half-assed disposal of evidence is an invitation to disaster.
OJ's search for the 'real killer' continues...
Worst "slip 'n fall" insurance claim I've seen since 'Whiplash' Hwang jumped in front of Radar's jeep.
ORA M*A*S*H episode 37
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Nobody called the police but some dropped coins nearby as a voice echoed:
"I was looking for love in all the wrong places,
Looking for love in too many faces..."
ORA: OK. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Sammy Hagar write and direct the Eddie Van Halen biopic.
Tonight at 2:30 on SyFy:
"When C.H.U.D. Get the Stomach Flue"
"Can you hear me now?"
I see Harry Reid is still looking for his budget plan.
"Nope, Mr. President, still no sign of your leadership ability."
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