Saturday, July 09, 2011
1. Princess Beatrice did not age well.
2. Madonna's stage act begins to get a little tired.
3. Black and White Drag Queens in Trouble, An Ang Lee/Samuel L. Bronkowitz co-production.
4. "It's true, sovereign. The light does shine right through your ears."
5. I see Mrs. Gingrich is putting that Tiffany account to good use.
Best of Matt the K
Oh golly!!!!! Just look at you Spock-- Mr. Sulu's sure to ask you to the Academy Prom now!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The legend says if you destroy the head Pelosi, the other Pelosis will wither and perish.
Best of Jack Reacher
"But you must admit it was a great deal, all these furnishings we got at the Saddam Hussein estate auction."
Best of blue
So Eddie Munster grew up to be a gay space alien...BFD.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"That hat," a mesmerized Aretha Franklin whispered softly to herself. "That hat! I simply must have it!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little Known Hollywood Factoid: As a starving young actor, Leonard Nimoy starred in a tranny prOn flick - "What on Earth IS that Thing?"
Best of jimmy
I knew The View had been on the air for a long time, but this is the first time I've seen footage from the black and white days. Nice hat, Baba...
Best of dadoctah
...and the second guy says "I was *talking* to the tentacled dragon".
Best of Submariner
I apologize highness, but dub says "Not with that fat roll, I won't."
Best of GregMan
Those who saw the first, secret pilot for "Star Trek" weren't very surprised when, years later, George Takei came out of the closet.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Empress, Empress -stop the invasion, one of the octuplets is missing!