1. Princess Beatrice did not age well.
2. Madonna's stage act begins to get a little tired.
3. Black and White Drag Queens in Trouble, An Ang Lee/Samuel L. Bronkowitz co-production.
4. "It's true, sovereign. The light does shine right through your ears."
5. I see Mrs. Gingrich is putting that Tiffany account to good use.
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Oh golly!!!!! Just look at you Spock-- Mr. Sulu's sure to ask you to the Academy Prom now!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The legend says if you destroy the head Pelosi, the other Pelosis will wither and perish.
Best of Jack Reacher
"But you must admit it was a great deal, all these furnishings we got at the Saddam Hussein estate auction."
Best of blue
So Eddie Munster grew up to be a gay space alien...BFD.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"That hat," a mesmerized Aretha Franklin whispered softly to herself. "That hat! I simply must have it!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little Known Hollywood Factoid: As a starving young actor, Leonard Nimoy starred in a tranny prOn flick - "What on Earth IS that Thing?"
Best of jimmy
I knew The View had been on the air for a long time, but this is the first time I've seen footage from the black and white days. Nice hat, Baba...
Best of dadoctah
...and the second guy says "I was *talking* to the tentacled dragon".
Best of Submariner
I apologize highness, but dub says "Not with that fat roll, I won't."
Best of GregMan
Those who saw the first, secret pilot for "Star Trek" weren't very surprised when, years later, George Takei came out of the closet.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Empress, Empress -stop the invasion, one of the octuplets is missing!
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I find wearing hair dragons after labor day highly illogical, Captain.
Oh golly!!!!! Just look at you Spock-- Mr. Sulu's sure to ask you to the Academy Prom now!
Well yes, Ang Lee could remake this film ... but why?
Much sought after by collectors: the unaired segment of "I'm a Little Bit Country/I'm a Little Bit Rock and Roll".
Klaatu Barrada Weirdo
The legend says if you destroy the head Pelosi, the other Pelosis will wither and perish.
I thought that hat from the royal wedding was auctioned off.
"Have you been able to pick up anything on that set since Air America went bust?"
"But you must admit it was a great deal, all these furnishings we got at the Saddam Hussein estate auction."
So Eddie Munster grew up to be a gay space alien...BFD.
"That hat," a mesmerized Aretha Franklin whispered softly to herself. "That hat! I simply must have it!"
"Does this whole outfit draw too much attraction to my breasts?"
"Well, maybe, but that widow's peak is drawing even more!"
Little Known Hollywood Factoid: As a starving young actor, Leonard Nimoy starred in a tranny prOn flick - "What on Earth IS that Thing?"
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Army Training Film #1574 - Don't Sleep with Geishas Who Shave
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Princess! Your pet head lice escaped! They're mating with the humans!
DirecTV's attempt at Personal Satellite Dishes was, like it's overseas tech support, utterly disastrous.
WV: nonsin...what would happen if I met her in a singles bar...
Tony Curtis insisted on changing the first make-up artist during Some Like It Hot.
Vinneh
Army of Grandma?
I knew The View had been on the air for a long time, but this is the first time I've seen footage from the black and white days. Nice hat, Baba...
...and the second guy says "I was *talking* to the tentacled dragon".
ORA
I liked Chris Walken's final outfit much better.
I apologize highness, but dub says "Not with that fat roll, I won't."
Little Known Cap This! Trivia:
Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari's first buddy sitcom, set at a space station just outside a workmole, centered on two itinerant rocketmen that could only find affordable lodging in a space geisha house.
Those who saw the first, secret pilot for "Star Trek" weren't very surprised when, years later, George Takei came out of the closet.
Black And White Movie Nights at the State Department were always a little more interesting than the young interns expected.
Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks.
"... and next time I promise to make your knees wobbly!"
Behind the scenes at the Safe Schools Czar's Washington Headquarters...
Now I'd like to show you a little something I call The Old Bamboo
"Empress, Empress -stop the invasion, one of the octuplets is missing!
"...and then I told George Takei, 'I'm ready for the space probe insertion near Uranus.'"
"You mean rectum?"
"Rectum?... damn near killed him."
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