Saturday, July 09, 2011

Saturday BWSF


1. Princess Beatrice did not age well.

2. Madonna's stage act begins to get a little tired.

3. Black and White Drag Queens in Trouble, An Ang Lee/Samuel L. Bronkowitz co-production.

4.  "It's true, sovereign. The light does shine right through your ears."

5. I see Mrs. Gingrich is putting that Tiffany account to good use.

Best of Matt the K
Oh golly!!!!! Just look at you Spock-- Mr. Sulu's sure to ask you to the Academy Prom now!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The legend says if you destroy the head Pelosi, the other Pelosis will wither and perish.

Best of Jack Reacher
"But you must admit it was a great deal, all these furnishings we got at the Saddam Hussein estate auction."

Best of blue
So Eddie Munster grew up to be a gay space alien...BFD.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"That hat," a mesmerized Aretha Franklin whispered softly to herself. "That hat! I simply must have it!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little Known Hollywood Factoid: As a starving young actor, Leonard Nimoy starred in a tranny prOn flick - "What on Earth IS that Thing?"

Best of jimmy
I knew The View had been on the air for a long time, but this is the first time I've seen footage from the black and white days. Nice hat, Baba...

Best of dadoctah
...and the second guy says "I was *talking* to the tentacled dragon".

Best of Submariner
I apologize highness, but dub says "Not with that fat roll, I won't."

Best of GregMan
Those who saw the first, secret pilot for "Star Trek" weren't very surprised when, years later, George Takei came out of the closet.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Empress, Empress -stop the invasion, one of the octuplets is missing!

29 comments:

Matt the K said...

I find wearing hair dragons after labor day highly illogical, Captain.

Matt the K said...

Oh golly!!!!! Just look at you Spock-- Mr. Sulu's sure to ask you to the Academy Prom now!

Adriane said...

Well yes, Ang Lee could remake this film ... but why?

dadoctah said...

Much sought after by collectors: the unaired segment of "I'm a Little Bit Country/I'm a Little Bit Rock and Roll".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Klaatu Barrada Weirdo

Son Of The Godfather said...

The legend says if you destroy the head Pelosi, the other Pelosis will wither and perish.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought that hat from the royal wedding was auctioned off.

Jack Reacher said...

"Have you been able to pick up anything on that set since Air America went bust?"

Jack Reacher said...

"But you must admit it was a great deal, all these furnishings we got at the Saddam Hussein estate auction."

blue said...

So Eddie Munster grew up to be a gay space alien...BFD.

Kaptain Krude said...

"That hat," a mesmerized Aretha Franklin whispered softly to herself. "That hat! I simply must have it!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Does this whole outfit draw too much attraction to my breasts?"

"Well, maybe, but that widow's peak is drawing even more!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Known Hollywood Factoid: As a starving young actor, Leonard Nimoy starred in a tranny prOn flick - "What on Earth IS that Thing?"

-OR-

Army Training Film #1574 - Don't Sleep with Geishas Who Shave

-OR-

Princess! Your pet head lice escaped! They're mating with the humans!

jj said...

DirecTV's attempt at Personal Satellite Dishes was, like it's overseas tech support, utterly disastrous.

WV: nonsin...what would happen if I met her in a singles bar...

Anonymous said...

Tony Curtis insisted on changing the first make-up artist during Some Like It Hot.

Vinneh

Dactyl said...

Army of Grandma?

jimmy said...

I knew The View had been on the air for a long time, but this is the first time I've seen footage from the black and white days. Nice hat, Baba...

dadoctah said...

...and the second guy says "I was *talking* to the tentacled dragon".

Submariner said...

ORA

I liked Chris Walken's final outfit much better.

Submariner said...

I apologize highness, but dub says "Not with that fat roll, I won't."

Submariner said...

Little Known Cap This! Trivia:
Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari's first buddy sitcom, set at a space station just outside a workmole, centered on two itinerant rocketmen that could only find affordable lodging in a space geisha house.

GregMan said...

Those who saw the first, secret pilot for "Star Trek" weren't very surprised when, years later, George Takei came out of the closet.

GregMan said...

Black And White Movie Nights at the State Department were always a little more interesting than the young interns expected.

Rodney Dill said...

Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks.

Censors Hip said...

"... and next time I promise to make your knees wobbly!"

JohnS1959 said...

Behind the scenes at the Safe Schools Czar's Washington Headquarters...

Rodney Dill said...

Now I'd like to show you a little something I call The Old Bamboo

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Empress, Empress -stop the invasion, one of the octuplets is missing!

Rodney Dill said...

"...and then I told George Takei, 'I'm ready for the space probe insertion near Uranus.'"
"You mean rectum?"
"Rectum?... damn near killed him."