Al? I think it was Al.
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How many Pollacks does it take to detonate an artillery shell? (Forgive me! I could not resist!)
Best of Matt the K
Fans of "The Bomb Whisperer" were disappointed when the show ended partway during the first episode.
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"..and when it explodes, we each get 72 virgins!"
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In a show of solidarity with President Obama's strategy, the Afghani military demonstrates its ability to take over defense of the country when the Amerikkkans leave.
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"Hold it steady, you knucklehead!"
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"Hey y'all; watch this!"
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