Friday, July 01, 2011

Professor Darwin on Line 1

Al? I think it was Al.



Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
How many Pollacks does it take to detonate an artillery shell? (Forgive me! I could not resist!)

Best of Matt the K
Fans of "The Bomb Whisperer" were disappointed when the show ended partway during the first episode.

Best of blue
"..and when it explodes, we each get 72 virgins!"

Best of JohnS1959
In a show of solidarity with President Obama's strategy, the Afghani military demonstrates its ability to take over defense of the country when the Amerikkkans leave.

Best of dadoctah
"Hold it steady, you knucklehead!"
"Why, soitenly!"

Best of Submariner
"Hey y'all; watch this!"
Red Neckskyi's

Threadwinner: Censors Hip
Now remember comrade, just 4 pumps!

21 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Famous Last Words -
"Just one more tap should do it."
"I don't need no freeking manual."
"Close your eyes like Sven if you're scared, you Mary."
"There's never a ball peen hammer around when you need it."
"We're supposed to have a #3 allen wrench in the kit, but this'll do, mates."
"Damned instructions are written in Japanese!"
"It's 60-years old. Trust me, it's a dud."

Anonymous said...

The Mark 84 nuke worked like a charm once you made the fine adjustments.

Vinneh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

How many Pollacks does it take to detonate an artillery shell? (Forgive me! I could not resist!)

sonicfrog said...

Well, now that they can't use homosexuality as a way out, Jerry, George and Sam find a new approach to show they are unfit for military service!

Matt the K said...

In Russia, bomb detonate you.

Matt the K said...

"Jeezuz, Pavel, be careful...that's a knife you're holding!"
"I know, he's already sliced two of my fingers."

Matt the K said...

Fans of "The Bomb Whisperer" were disappointed when the show ended partway during the first episode.

Matt the K said...

When I.U.D.'s fail, I.E.D.'s win.

blue said...

"..and when it explodes, we each get 72 virgins!"

JohnS1959 said...

In a show of solidarity with President Obama's strategy, the Afghani military demonstrates its ability to take over defense of the country when the Amerikkkans leave.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Soviet anekdotski: Three Chetznian rebels walk into a Soviet bar with a bomb they found lying in the road. They ask how to detonate it and the barkeep says it's easy. They leave, and 10 minutes later there's a loud explosion just outside town. Patrons toast the barkeep as he grins and says, "Vurks every time."

-OR-

"How to Booby Trap a Bomb"
You'd be surprised how many times dropping instructional leaflets and unexploded ordinance in regions held by rebels actually works in your favor.

jj said...

...the next Charlie Sheen show???

Dr. Doom said...

...If the Military Channel produced It Only Hurts When I Laugh instead of TruTV...

vw: watif - as in watif we awoke from our nightmare and the President was competent, the economy strong, congress effective, and ... oh never mind...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

In a show of solidarity, East F*ckastan gets ready to celebrate the 4th of July.

dadoctah said...

"Hold it steady, you knucklehead!"

"Why, soitenly!"

Submariner said...

"Hey y'all; watch this!"

Red Neckskyi's

Submariner said...

Sergei? Do you want your hair parted on right or left side?

Submariner said...

Dude!
That's no way to kill roaches...

Spin said...

Removing pubes from Hilary's rusted snuke

Submariner said...

First we put hole in tip then outfit with squeeze bulb. Comrade Sullivan will be so pleased!

Censors Hip said...

Now remember comrade, just 4 pumps!