2- "Too bad Jeff had to miss this! Say, where is Jeff anyway?"
Creepy Ernie really wowed the frat house with his Anthony Hopkins impersonation.
3- Meet tiny headed girl's twin brother, Ralph!
4- Substitute teachers rarely argued when Jason batted his eyes and asked for a D rather than an F on pop quizzes.
5- Looks like a 28-year old virgin's about to get lucky. Can't say the same for Shirleen, though.
Best of Matt the K
His will broken by LSD on rye sandwiches, Scrappy Doo brings Shaggy over to the Dark Side.
Best of JohnS1959
"Billy, have you been peeking into the girls' showers again?", asked Principal Jones
Best of Submariner
Back for another botox injection Ms. Pelosi?
Best of Submariner
Jimmy practises for his big chair-side manner mid-term at Livonia Community College Dental Hygienist School.
Best of Submariner
Why, yes, President Obama;
I WOULD be interested in a position as your Summer Camp Safety Czar...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
One pump short of a full load.
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His will broken by LSD on rye sandwiches, Scrappy Doo brings Shaggy over to the Dark Side.
"Heeeeeeres SHAGGY!!!"... Stephen King should have never licensed Hanna Barbera to interpret his works.
"Heeeeeres Johnny!"
"Billy, have you been peeking into the girls' showers again?", asked Principal Jones
What's missing is the "I'm a bottom, I swallow, and I don't watch hockey movies" t-shirt.
Then he got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Grinch got a wonderful,
AWFUL idea!
wv: brostak. Hissing lizard people from Land of the Lost, only with more soul.
Back for another botox injection Ms. Pelosi?
Jimmy practises for his big chair-side manner mid-term at Livonia Community College Dental Hygienist School.
Why Aom; you really DO have that outfit!
Why, yes, President Obama;
I WOULD be interested in a position as your Summer Camp Safety Czar...
Not only do liberals make for bad politicians... but they suck at being zombies too!!!!
One pump short of a full load.
ORA
"Mommy always thought I was a little wierd..."
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