Monday, July 11, 2011

Please, Gaia, Let Them Freeze Like That

blue


1. Yes, the laxative has done kicked in.

2. Oddly enough, that *is* his O-Face. And hers.

3. "No arugula? Have the peasant responsible put to death!"

4. "You know what I hate? Glittering, incorporeal space entities from Gamalon 12.... there's one right behind me, isn't there?"

5. "Hey, M'Chel... you think I could replace Jon Stewart on The Daily Show? I'm a hyper-partisan liberal, I can read a Teleprompter and make funny faces... like this. What else do you need?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama astutely declines to respond on whether Michelle's dress makes her butt look fat... knowing full well that Joe Biden can't resist answering.

Best of Whacko
"Say, M'Chel, that thing around your neck. Looks like a bumper from a 57 Buick."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The stigma of used dental braces makes them very difficult to recycle, at least until Michelle found her calling as a jewelry designer.

Best of JohnS1959
"Whachu talkin' 'bout Geitner?", asked the first couple in unison upon hearing the latest economic forecast.

Best of Rodney Dill
Neither Obama, nor Michelle really liked peas.

Threadwinner: mpur
ORA: The Obamas react to the news that Michelle's necklace is actually a wedlock collar.

Best of HLam
Uh oh, looks like M'chels earbuds got all tangled up again...

Best of Vinneh
"Barry, it's the Mexican State Dinner. I told you to take Beano."

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"One of the octuplets is missing - don't look at us!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
Voice off-frame: "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Best of Submariner
Even the Daily Kos couldn't put a positive-enough spin on The One's latest poll numbers...

Best of Adriane
Oh God, the funeral director and his wife were expecting a tip, weren't they?

Best of Steve O
The sight of a man taking his shirt off does not elicit the same reaction from everyone.

34 comments:

mpur said...

We are not, uhm, amused.

Double the U said...

When asked about destroying the lives of 35 million Americans, the Obama's responded with "hmmm, not bad, not bad."

GregMan said...

Obumbles and M'chell look at Hillary Clinton and Eleanor Kagan and realize that, yes, those are da white women.

GregMan said...

Obambi thought bubble: "Wow, he's even bigger than Frank Marshall Davis!"

M'chell thought bubble: "Wow, he's even bigger than Hillary!"

blue said...

"William & Kate, William & Kate - damn media better not forget that we are the royal family in the USA!!

Rodney Dill said...

New Tweet from Anthony Wiener?

Rodney Dill said...

ROUS's? I don't beleef dey exist.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama astutely declines to respond on whether Michelle's dress makes her butt look fat... knowing full well that Joe Biden can't resist answering.

Whacko said...

"Say, M'Chel, that thing around your neck. Looks like a bumper from a 57 Buick."

Rodney Dill said...

What good is it being King and Queen if there aren't little people to step on.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Credit Anti-TSA jewelrymaker Glebbon Smit for the necklace that can set off metal scanners from the parking lots of medium-size airports.

-OR-

The stigma of used dental braces makes them very difficult to recycle, at least until Michelle found her calling as a jewelry designer.

-OR-

Shared Thawtbubble: Ugh, that chef is going to be hearing from my lawyer!

-OR-

ORA Dick Van Dyke Show
I am a fine musician,
And I get lots of pay
Everybody likes to dance,
When they hear me play
My tuba, my tuba
They love to hear my tuba
Oom-pa, oom-pa oom-pa oom-pa, oom-pa-oom
Waaah, Waaah, Waaah, Waaah
Ta-tada-ta-ta, ta-tada-ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-a-a

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At the state dinner, Obamalama and the Upholstery Queen demonstrate the Synchronized Facial Pilates talent they hope will win when they go on American Idol in 2013.
Another way Obamalama shows he's out of step.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Oh hell, where are the spittoons?

JohnS1959 said...

The President and First Lady react shortly after being told it wouldn't possible to reserve the entire French Riviera for her next 'Good Will Tour'...

JohnS1959 said...

"Whachu talkin' 'bout Geitner?", asked the first couple in unison upon hearing the latest economic forecast.

Matt the K said...

#4 killed, V. I for one, welcome our Gamalon12 overlords.

Rodney Dill said...

Neither Obama, nor Michelle really liked peas.

mpur said...

ORA: The Obamas react to the news that Michelle's necklace is actually a wedlock collar.

HLam said...

Uh oh, looks like M'chels earbuds got all tangled up again...

Anonymous said...

"Barry, it's the Mexican State Dinner. I told you to take Beano."

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

"What do you mean you played 'Yo Wife So Fat' with Clinton at the press conference?", demanded the First Lady...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"One of the octuplets is missing - don't look at us!"

Censors Hip said...

"& while the little people get their daily ration of fresh air through their gas masks, rest assured your leaders have all they want!"

any mouse said...

Teleprompter freeze face

Son Of The Godfather said...

Another faux pas, no one informed them it was "impolite" to spit tobacco at the Queen's reception.

agree with Matt the K - V's #4 rocked.

Kaptain Krude said...

Voice off-frame: "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

... and the Upholstery Queen


Awesome. Just plain awesome. A golf clap for you.

Submariner said...

Even the Daily Kos couldn't put a positive-enough spin on The One's latest poll numbers...

Submariner said...

The O's find out there is still an untaxed segment of Amerikkkan society.

Anonymous said...

Did you see that? Sheriff Joe walked, didn't spill his drink, and said nothing stupid for a whole minute!

S2

Submariner said...

Whispered David Attenborough voice-over: "It is rare to get this close an opportunity to the aboriginal mating dances. Let's see if his jigaboo cause her to find him spongeworthy..."


ADHMAMA (And Dawn's Head Makes A Mess Again...)

Adriane said...

Oh God, the funeral director and his wife were expecting a tip, weren't they?

Steve O said...

The sight of a man taking his shirt off does not elicit the same reaction from everyone.

Steve O said...

Off camera -- Dick Cheney drops trough and REPRESENTS!

Jack Reacher said...

"So you run a business that earns five million dollars a year, employs four hundred people, and has customers begging for more? Meh. Can you organize a community, sir? I think not."