Friday, July 22, 2011

Phallic Object Phriday Continues

WMAL Radio

1. "Governor Spitzer? Your 12:15 appointment is here."

2. Andrew Sullivan's proctologist had a yard sale.

3. Subsequent Verminators were successively less appealing than Kelly Bundy.

4. Cylon Model 8 underwent  many, many revisions between prototype and production model.

5. Or, alternately, Grace Park has really, really, really let herself go.

Best of Vinneh
Looks like even fisting has been automated and sent overseas

Best of metalgarth
"Catholic School girls with more firepower than they know what to do with", A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Best of mpur
Margaret Cho. Still not funny.

Best of dadoctah
Hall monitors are not like I remember.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Do not... I repeat... don't evah call her by her nickname - Stumpy Moonface.

Best of JohnS1959
"Say hello to my little friend", shouted Mary Catherine...

Best of dadoctah
Okay, we got our schoolgirl uniform, our heavy artillery...we're still missing a squadron of giant robots and something with tentacles.

Best of Whacko
"I've got a variable frequency meson activated transmorgifier and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Best of Submariner
Suzi prepares to tell her parents that she only got a 1350 on the S.A.T.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Barret Wallace has always been very influential to Japanese teens.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Rectum?... damn near killed 'im."

33 comments:

USMC2841 said...

The school board has decided to wave its "zero" tolerance policy.

Anonymous said...

Looks like even fisting has been automated and sent overseas

Vinneh

metalgarth said...

"Catholic School girls with more firepower than they know what to do with", A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

metalgarth said...

Ask me again to do your laundry. I dare you.

mpur said...

Margaret Cho. Still not funny.

Adriane said...

So ... psychologically speaking, which is more irrational: the fear of ghosts or the fear of ghostbusters?

dadoctah said...

Hall monitors are not like I remember.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The TSA proudly reported that screeners caught 4 out of 7 attempts to get that thing onto planes. To celebrate, DHS is spending $300,000 worth of tax money on another party.

-OR-

Where will you be when your PMS kicks in?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Do not... I repeat... don't evah call her by her nickname - Stumpy Moonface.

-OR-

Mai Ling will now do her rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" - those in the front 32 rows might want to duck and cover.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Edgy marketing concept - the Hello Kitty franchise sets its sights on the gaming community.

-OR-

"How I spent my summer vacation"
Protecting Tokyo from Godzilla

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Why is there a belt of .30 caliber ammo hanging from her leaf blower?

Verification word: "trysin."

Thanks, I have, and enjoyed most of it.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Huh. Who woulda thought Minamoto Musashi would reincarnate as a schoolgirl?

JohnS1959 said...

"Say hello to my little friend", shouted Mary Catherine...

Steve O said...

I don't know what it is, but I'll bet I know who uses one.

Spin said...

D.E.B.S. II is in theaters this summer.

Spin said...

Me love you looong time G.I.nancy-boi.

blue said...

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.

dadoctah said...

Okay, we got our schoolgirl uniform, our heavy artillery...we're still missing a squadron of giant robots and something with tentacles.

Anonymous said...

New device to get littl black kids off of your friend's back.

Oiao

Anonymous said...

New Obama administration govt employee tasked with ensuring you "eat your peas!"

Oiao

Anonymous said...

Next stop - Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco.

Whacko said...

"I've got a variable frequency meson activated transmorgifier and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Whacko said...

Somehow at PS 85 in Chesterfield County bringing this into the classroom is OK. A picture of a gun, on the other hand, will bring the full wrath of the school board.

Submariner said...

Quon Li had a lock on Science Fair Best In Show until the Womyn's Study Chair noticed those were bullets...

Submariner said...

Suzi prepares to tell her parents that she only got a 1350 on the S.A.T.

Submariner said...

I can understand fear of the Tong, but Su Lynn appears to be taking hers to an irrational level...

Submariner said...

Gadzirrah sharr not pass!

Submariner said...

Dude with backpack thawt bubble; "Sheesh! Like a simple 'No thank you' wouldn't have been totally sufficient? Freakin' 30 cal! So which way to the walkin clinic from here?"

Submariner said...

Step.Away.From.The.Wallet.Citizen...

Rodney Dill said...

"No means maybe, but Mr. Winkie here, definitely means no."

Spineless Vertebra said...

Barret Wallace has always been very influential to Japanese teens.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hoping to divvy up a military expenditure windfall to pay off lobbyists and campaign contributors, congressmen unanimously support the $61-billion tab for the MX19 combo light saber/anti-aircraft carbine without asking for any details.

-OR-

Who ya gonna call?
Nerds all turn to Sue Hong, The Bully-Buster.

Rodney Dill said...

"Rectum?... damn near killed 'im."

(WV: Idizatte - No I definitely did not)