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1. "Governor Spitzer? Your 12:15 appointment is here."
2. Andrew Sullivan's proctologist had a yard sale.
3. Subsequent Verminators were successively less appealing than Kelly Bundy.
4. Cylon Model 8 underwent many, many revisions between prototype and production model.
5. Or, alternately, Grace Park has really, really, really let herself go.
Best of Vinneh
Looks like even fisting has been automated and sent overseas
Best of metalgarth
"Catholic School girls with more firepower than they know what to do with", A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Best of mpur
Margaret Cho. Still not funny.
Best of dadoctah
Hall monitors are not like I remember.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Do not... I repeat... don't evah call her by her nickname - Stumpy Moonface.
Best of JohnS1959
"Say hello to my little friend", shouted Mary Catherine...
Best of dadoctah
Okay, we got our schoolgirl uniform, our heavy artillery...we're still missing a squadron of giant robots and something with tentacles.
Best of Whacko
"I've got a variable frequency meson activated transmorgifier and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Best of Submariner
Suzi prepares to tell her parents that she only got a 1350 on the S.A.T.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
Barret Wallace has always been very influential to Japanese teens.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Rectum?... damn near killed 'im."
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The school board has decided to wave its "zero" tolerance policy.
Looks like even fisting has been automated and sent overseas
Vinneh
"Catholic School girls with more firepower than they know what to do with", A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Ask me again to do your laundry. I dare you.
Margaret Cho. Still not funny.
So ... psychologically speaking, which is more irrational: the fear of ghosts or the fear of ghostbusters?
Hall monitors are not like I remember.
The TSA proudly reported that screeners caught 4 out of 7 attempts to get that thing onto planes. To celebrate, DHS is spending $300,000 worth of tax money on another party.
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Where will you be when your PMS kicks in?
Do not... I repeat... don't evah call her by her nickname - Stumpy Moonface.
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Mai Ling will now do her rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" - those in the front 32 rows might want to duck and cover.
Edgy marketing concept - the Hello Kitty franchise sets its sights on the gaming community.
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"How I spent my summer vacation"
Protecting Tokyo from Godzilla
Why is there a belt of .30 caliber ammo hanging from her leaf blower?
Verification word: "trysin."
Thanks, I have, and enjoyed most of it.
Huh. Who woulda thought Minamoto Musashi would reincarnate as a schoolgirl?
"Say hello to my little friend", shouted Mary Catherine...
I don't know what it is, but I'll bet I know who uses one.
D.E.B.S. II is in theaters this summer.
Me love you looong time G.I.nancy-boi.
This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.
Okay, we got our schoolgirl uniform, our heavy artillery...we're still missing a squadron of giant robots and something with tentacles.
New device to get littl black kids off of your friend's back.
Oiao
New Obama administration govt employee tasked with ensuring you "eat your peas!"
Oiao
Next stop - Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco.
"I've got a variable frequency meson activated transmorgifier and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Somehow at PS 85 in Chesterfield County bringing this into the classroom is OK. A picture of a gun, on the other hand, will bring the full wrath of the school board.
Quon Li had a lock on Science Fair Best In Show until the Womyn's Study Chair noticed those were bullets...
Suzi prepares to tell her parents that she only got a 1350 on the S.A.T.
I can understand fear of the Tong, but Su Lynn appears to be taking hers to an irrational level...
Gadzirrah sharr not pass!
Dude with backpack thawt bubble; "Sheesh! Like a simple 'No thank you' wouldn't have been totally sufficient? Freakin' 30 cal! So which way to the walkin clinic from here?"
Step.Away.From.The.Wallet.Citizen...
"No means maybe, but Mr. Winkie here, definitely means no."
Barret Wallace has always been very influential to Japanese teens.
Hoping to divvy up a military expenditure windfall to pay off lobbyists and campaign contributors, congressmen unanimously support the $61-billion tab for the MX19 combo light saber/anti-aircraft carbine without asking for any details.
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Who ya gonna call?
Nerds all turn to Sue Hong, The Bully-Buster.
"Rectum?... damn near killed 'im."
(WV: Idizatte - No I definitely did not)
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