Thursday, July 07, 2011

Pay no attention to the Schmuck pissing in the fountain behind her

 

7 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Dub (Pissing in fountain): "Hey, lard butt, help me with this zipper."

jj said...

The hottie laughs as she realizes it's Anthony Weiner and he's rolling a sweat sock and putting it in his pants.

GregMan said...

Andrew Sullivan's results from his Google search for Teen+Boy+Watersports would have been OK if not for an obstruction in the foreground.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub breaks out in a sweat because of her double chin.
Is it already "Pick on Dub Day" again?

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Perfect Bosoms: Guaranteed to take your mind off being fired, that accident with a police cruiser, neighbors' kids cutting across the lawn, BSOD's, tax audits, even mother-in-law visits.

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Stare at the picture and try saying this 100 times real fast: lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak, lick, suckle, tweak...

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Don't know what V's talking about. I've yet to spot any guys in that picture. Heck, I barely noticed she has a face.

Spin said...

Debbie the diamond cutter insures that her tools stay safe while she's swimming.

Submariner said...

Pointing the way to happiness...

dadoctah said...

"He said he was with the Border Patrol and needed to see 'proof of birth', so naturally I showed him my belly button."