Monday, July 04, 2011

On this fourth of July, think of the brave warfighters who defend our freedom

The Brigade



Best of dadoctah
It's actually *more* demoralizing to the enemy to get shot down by someone whose quarters are decorated with posters of My Little Pony.

Best of Submariner
"I'm the most successful combat pilot you have, Colonel. So why do you only let me fly missions into enemy territory every 28 days?"

Best of Submariner
Two more missions and I qualify for a Dooney & Burke handbag with my miles!

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Julie test flies the newest Sybian - now with soundproof cockpit!

13 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey buddy", warned Captain Jones, "one more cockpit joke and you'll be extracting one of my sidewinders from your backside"...

jj said...

...and she has more kahunas than the commander in chief...

dadoctah said...

It's actually *more* demoralizing to the enemy to get shot down by someone whose quarters are decorated with posters of My Little Pony.

blue said...

Julie smiles as the instructor shows her how to use the joystick.....

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wow, that's amazing," Lisa spoke in an awed whisper, "you can actually see M'chelle's eating shovel from up here!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As I am opposed to females in combat situations...
Heather's Thawtbubble: Great, another chance for a 400-mph rooftop flyby past Carpe's house to show I haven't forgotten that 'barefoot and pregnant' wisecrack.

Submariner said...

Mechanic; "Well THERE'S your problem right there..."

Submariner said...

"I'm the most successful combat pilot you have, Colonel. So why do you only let me fly missions into enemy territory every 28 days?"

Submariner said...

Two more missions and I qualify for a Dooney & Burke handbag with my miles!

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Look at them in that pic below. I wonder how much trouble I'd get into for 'accidentally' releasing some live ordnance?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Julie test flies the newest Sybian - now with soundproof cockpit!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The sexchange operation went exceedingly well. However, despite a nasty letter from a bored ACLU lawyer, the Air Force will continue calling them cockpits.

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CRUNCH!!
Sally can fly circles around the guys in her squadron, but she still can't parallel park worth a damn.

Rodney Dill said...

What? No Smelly pilot hooker comments?