Monday, July 04, 2011

OMG WTF USA



Best of Dr. Doom
Stan "Funny Uncle" Smith prepares to lead the Independence Day parade in San Francisco...

Best of dadoctah
I was actually looking forward to seeing the new Captain America movie, but now I think I'm just gonna skip it.

Best of Submariner
Nick was banned from the Folsom Street Fair for being entirely too tastelss and bizarre for normal San Franciscans.

12 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Meet Santa's bastard son, Uncle Sam. Surely you've noticed the resemblence... tons of presents to bankers and other fat cats, entitlements and earmarks to special interests, foreign aid giveaways.

Kaptain Krude said...

Variation of standard cap #1225: Santa????

Anonymous said...

Police Orders: If he's a Republican arrest him for having pride in America, if he's a Democrat give him a medal for making fun of America....

Dr. Doom said...

Stan "Funny Uncle" Smith prepares to lead the Independence Day parade in San Francisco...

Censors Hip said...

1)In today's economy, Santa has to moonlight.

2)Anticipating the repeal of the Bush tax cuts on the rich, Santa takes a 2nd job to pay for Michele's African vacation.

Tim said...

I'm so glad that crazies don't just have to attend Democratic rallies anymore. Than again maybe he just hates epileptics.

dadoctah said...

I was actually looking forward to seeing the new Captain America movie, but now I think I'm just gonna skip it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ChildFund's bearded TV spokesmodel solicits donations for starving politicians: "Until bribes from fat cats and corporate lobbyists pick up, your $17.99 a month can help clothe and feed congress during lean times."

Submariner said...

Nick was banned from the Folsom Street Fair for being entirely too tastelss and bizarre for normal San Franciscans.

Submariner said...

Mom; I think I know where your peyote stash went!

Submariner said...

"Jose Can You See?!?"
I kinda don't freakin' THINK so, buddy...

Anonymous said...

Ted thought a good ploy trawling for babes- "Chicks love a guy in uniform."

Vinneh