1. "FML, I waited half an hour to get into this Port-a-Potty and now there's no toilet paper! What else could go wrong?"
2. ORA: The ironic death of Marilyn McCoo.
3. Phileas Fogg was kind of a dick, actually.
4. "Aw, great, just when my laxative was kicking in."
5. ORA: "OMG! It's in my raccoon wounds!"
Best of Dr. Doom
A perfect metaphor for congress. One minute you're sitting there taking care of business, the next some windbag full of hot air starts talking about regulating you, and then...
Best of Mr Hankey
This time, Balloon Boy's dad gives up on wanting a reality show, going instead for the "Jackass" crowd.
Best of dadoctah
Chad Knievel of Medford, Oregon gets his own career off to a rather inauspicious start.
Best of jj
A San Francisco recreation of the Germans bombing of Pearl Harbor.
Best of Jack Reacher
Full of hot air, staggering around flinging sh**. Yep, that's the MSNBC prime-time line up.
Best of metalgarth
meh. I prefer the original cover for Led Zeppelin I
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Tip 'em ALL over. Let that sow in the picture below bathe in all her fecal glory!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sean Connery admits it was a low point and vows he'll never agree to another 007 picture.