Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Oh, Teh Humaniteh!!!!!

Jim McD


1. "FML, I waited half an hour to get into this Port-a-Potty and now there's no toilet paper! What else could go wrong?"

2. ORA: The ironic death of Marilyn McCoo.

3. Phileas Fogg was kind of a dick, actually.

4. "Aw, great, just when my laxative was kicking in."

5. ORA: "OMG! It's in my raccoon wounds!"

Best of Dr. Doom
A perfect metaphor for congress. One minute you're sitting there taking care of business, the next some windbag full of hot air starts talking about regulating you, and then...

Best of Mr Hankey
This time, Balloon Boy's dad gives up on wanting a reality show, going instead for the "Jackass" crowd.

Best of dadoctah
Chad Knievel of Medford, Oregon gets his own career off to a rather inauspicious start.

Best of jj
A San Francisco recreation of the Germans bombing of Pearl Harbor.

Best of Jack Reacher
Full of hot air, staggering around flinging sh**. Yep, that's the MSNBC prime-time line up.

Best of metalgarth
meh. I prefer the original cover for Led Zeppelin I

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Tip 'em ALL over. Let that sow in the picture below bathe in all her fecal glory!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sean Connery admits it was a low point and vows he'll never agree to another 007 picture.

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for congress. One minute you're sitting there taking care of business, the next some windbag full of hot air starts talking about regulating you, and then...

Mr Hankey said...

Bowling for DooDoo

mpur said...

The Denver tarp perv strikes again.

Mr Hankey said...

This time, Balloon Boy's dad gives up on wanting a reality show, going instead for the "Jackass" crowd.

dadoctah said...

Chad Knievel of Medford, Oregon gets his own career off to a rather inauspicious start.

jj said...

A San Francisco recreation of the Germans bombing of Pearl Harbor.

Jack Reacher said...

Full of hot air, staggering around flinging sh**. Yep, that's the MSNBC prime-time line up.

metalgarth said...

meh. I prefer the original cover for Led Zeppelin I

racerboy said...

"Bombs Away!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Christiane Amanpour attempts a "perspicacious" landing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Tip 'em ALL over. Let that sow in the picture below bathe in all her fecal glory!"

Submariner said...

Somewhere, "Flight Of The Valkyries" is playing...

Submariner said...

Inside joke only another submariner will understand:

What would the "Golden Flapper Award" equivalent for this event be?

Submariner said...

Looks like Grampa's constipation won't be a problem for a few days...

Submariner said...

Roto Rooter branches out.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sean Connery admits it was a low point and vows he'll never agree to another 007 picture.

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Knock Knock

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Remember the good old days - before pilotless drones - when we could toy with the enemy?

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Plagued by budget constraints and a comedy writing staff, the TOP GUN sequel didn't rise to the heights of its predecessor.

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I really miss Tim "the Toolman" Taylor.

Anonymous said...

On the next Operation Repo, Lou and Matt repo a Porta-John from a deliquent dealer.

Vinneh

GregMan said...

Obambi's new spacecraft for the manned space program left something to be desired.

Adriane said...

Corporate Balloon Owner!!! Corporate Balloon Owner!!!

Submariner said...

Budget cuts have hit NASA pretty hard, haven't they?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Trial Balloon
This is exactly what the GAO told congress would happen before they floated it.

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And yet the Air Force still let her fly that jet?

Anonymous said...

Oh Ssssshhhhhiiiiii......

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If you thought teaching a teenage girl how to park a car was fun...

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Sadists teach ballooning by standing on the ground yelling "USE REVERSE!" and "HIT THE BRAKES!" while Sadomasochists ride along.