Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Oh... my...


1. Anthony Weiner just gets weirder and weirder.

2.What else would you wear to a gay wedding?

3. Ang Lee's Biography of Lincoln was considered so fabulous no one minded the glaring historical inaccuracies.

4. "When you look this good, who needs a prom date?"

5. The Emperor has no clothes, but he does have a whole lotta body paint!

Best of Double the U
Ringo Starr is still trying to get people to notice him.

Best of GregMan
The Ang Lee remake of "Top Hat" took Fred Astaire's character to a whole new level.

Best of metalgarth
"I pity the fool who doesn't go to the Folsom Street Fair"

Best of Army of Dad
How Ang lee veiws The Penguin.

Best of Submariner
What else would you expect a San Francisco pitcher to do on his day off but go looking for a catcher?

Best of mpur
Damn brain slugs.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Some people just don't take the Annual Karl Marx Look-alike Contest very seriously.

Best of blue
Comment: In San Francisco pitchers are also catchers!

Best of Censors Hip
Why Brian Wilson stopped touring with the Beach Boys......

Best of USMC2841
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper. Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper. Sooopaah Doooopaah.

Best of Whacko
Hey! Bearded fairy! There's a meteor about to hit you in the ...... never mind.

Best of jj
Further proof as to why when the Giants are on the road you need to lock up your mothers and daughters....and sons for that matter!

Best of Matt the K
Judd Nelson can't even get arrested in Hollywood these days.

Best of sonicfrog
Double ORA: ORA: OK. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have "I hate Ringo Starr, but like the rest of The Beatles" club write and direct the Ringo Star biopic.

Best of Adriane
Everybody Stop Panicking!!! ZZ Top is on tour 4 states east a' here!!!

Best of dadoctah
The planned but unused eleventh plague of Egypt: all the golf courses turned to blood.

30 comments:

Double the U said...

Ringo Starr is still trying to get people to notice him.

Anonymous said...

"I want to be a Navy SEAL. Where do I enlist"?

Vinneh

GregMan said...

As it happens, it's not his cane he's leaning on there.

GregMan said...

The Ang Lee remake of "Top Hat" took Fred Astaire's character to a whole new level.

Army of Dad said...

Uni-TARD.

metalgarth said...

"I pity the fool who doesn't go to the Folsom Street Fair"

Army of Dad said...

How Ang lee veiws The Penguin.

Dr. Doom said...

In San Francisco Puttin' on the Ritz takes on a whole new context...

Submariner said...

What else would you expect a San Francisco pitcher to do on his day off but go looking for a catcher?

mpur said...

Damn brain slugs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is Tom Hanks' idea of strolling the Red Carpet incognito.

-OR-

Some people just don't take the Annual Karl Marx Look-alike Contest very seriously.

Rodney Dill said...

"The name is Bung, James Bung."

WV: ressizes - must be stretchy

Rodney Dill said...

"C'mon girls, they hit Buddy."

blue said...

not a comment: how many of you recognized Brian Wilson, pitcher for the San Francisco Giants???

Comment: In San Francisco pitchers are also catchers!

Censors Hip said...

why Brian Wilson stopped touring with the Beach Boys......

USMC2841 said...

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper. Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper. Sooopaah Doooopaah.

mpur said...

Young Frankenstein version:

Puuttin' on the ritzth!

Whacko said...

Hey! Bearded fairy! There's a meteor about to hit you in the ...... never mind.

jj said...

Further proof as to why when the Giants are on the road you need to lock up your mothers and daughters....and sons for that matter!

jj said...

Auditions for Major League XXI were taking the expected twists and turns in San Francisco.

Charlie Sheen was unavailable for comment.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Time Travel must be prevented!
Floyd's little trip from the future caused a rift in the sense-of-taste continuum resulting in untold misery for real men for the next 650 years.

-OR-

I give up. Is he best man or bridesmaid for a male-male wedding?

-OR-

Did you hear about the three X chromosomes that tap danced into a bar?
No, Y?

-OR-

Clearly, the formal wear industry is struggling with the concept of ghey wedding attire.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Louise Schnepple's Thawtbubble as she sees her date: "I'll be damned... eHarmony's f'kd me again."

-OR-

Guide Dogs for the Blind has since abandoned an experimental program to teach Irish Setters how to dress their masters.

mega said...

Boehner thought, "Bachman's bill to require gays to glue identifying silver spheres onto their heads is going to really backfire on us in 2012."

Spin said...

At the premier of "Happy Feet 3" guest realized Hollywood was going in a whole new direction.

Matt the K said...

Judd Nelson can't even get arrested in Hollywood these days.

Matt the K said...

Charles "Happy" Feet awaits giving testimony in his copyright infringement case.

blue said...

Red Sox!! How tasteless!!!

sonicfrog said...

Double ORA: ORA: OK. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have "I hate Ringo Starr, but like the rest of The Beatles" club write and direct the Ringo Star biopic.

Adriane said...

Everybody Stop Panicking!!! ZZ Top is on tour 4 states east a' here!!!

dadoctah said...

The planned but unused eleventh plague of Egypt: all the golf courses turned to blood.