Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Nothing Says Gay Tuesday Like Sequins, Lots and Lots of Sequins


1. The Convention of Elton John Impersonators kicks off in San Francisco this week.

2. Nice rack... the hat, I mean.

3. Obama's Council of Economic Advisers still can't figure out why U6 unemployment remains stuck at 16%.

4."I'll take outfits even tackier than what M'Chel is wearing for $400, Alex."

5. The Wisconsin Teacher's Union... in happier days.

Threadwinner: Matt the K
Relatives reluctantly dressed down for this year's GaGa Family reunion.

Best of Dr. Doom
After much debate the Eugene, OR City Council finally determines what to pledge allegiance to...

Best of mpur
Sigh. The inevitable Michele Bachmann photoshops are making the rounds.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Padme's mom's a MILF... pass it on.

Best of Matt the K
Armada of Mom has this outfit.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
If she answers a question negatively, viceroy sparkles there could get an eye gouged out.

Best of jj
His moobs are bigger than her boobs....and they're spectacular!

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner Jack Reacher
The first meeting of Governor Jerry Brown's cabinet is called to some sort of order.

Best of Adriane
Wayne Newton was such an innocent lad when he first arrived in Vegas ...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
No, Kane, you haven't got a chance with him! Tigerman may be hung like a Bardeezian Swampbeast but he's just not into guys... and I'm certainly not going to order him to do that!!
... besides, he's had the hots for Twiki ever since hearing the little bot swings both ways.

Best of Mr Hankey
Yes Marty McFly, all of your earth's history changed June 24th when gay marriage was legalized in New York. To change this you must go back...

Best of Submariner
"Is it Amok time yet, Ardala?"
"No"
"Is it Amok time yet, Ardala?"
"No"
"Is it Amok time yet, Ardala?"
"No"
"Is it Amok time yet..."

Best of Censors Hip
"Now that we have conquered Earth, have the eunuch bring me Ray Bradbury."

34 comments:

Matt the K said...

"Oh-my-god, oh-my-god! Don't turn around now, m'lady, but Xanthor is wearing one of your bras on his gonads!!"

Matt the K said...

So THIS is the film Tori Spelling, Vin Diesel and Kevin Spacey never wanted you to see!

Matt the K said...

Relatives reluctantly dressed down for this year's GaGa Family reunion.

Dr. Doom said...

After much debate the Eugene, OR City Council finally determines what to pledge allegiance to...

mpur said...

Sigh. The inevitable Michele Bachmann photoshops are making the rounds.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bollywood releases of their version of Mod Squad.

-OR-

FOX SPECIAL: Sarah Palin and Her Hatchetmen - Moose & Squirrel.

-OR-

Princess, puleezse don't turn your head! Your horn just snagged my ear.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Buck Rogers: "Could you maybe send me to the twenty sixth century?"

thought the cyclops in back looked like Emperor Ming... v word pops up "mingunte"... word verification is sentient.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Padme's mom's a MILF... pass it on.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The alternate universe where Richard Simmons beat Obama in the primaries.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Battlestar Fabuloustica

Matt the K said...

I'm sorry sire, but there were no suitable MALE bodies for us to graft your head onto.

Matt the K said...

So THIS is the film Cher, Jon Voigt and Lou Ferigno never wanted you to see!

Matt the K said...

Armada of Mom has this outfit.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If she answers a question negatively, viceroy sparkles there could get an eye gouged out.

jj said...

His moobs are bigger than her boobs....and they're spectacular!

Jack Reacher said...

The first meeting of Governor Jerry Brown's cabinet is called to some sort of order.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know the economy's in trouble when the princess is forced to hire "visually impaired" bodyguards.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, are you an Aries by chance?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

You really want to double-check the coordinates when you beam down to Risa.

Adriane said...

Wayne Newton was such an innocent lad when he first arrived in Vegas ...

Spin said...

Prince Mook thinks he can turn those 'frowny horns' into handlebars.
Prince Moob, on the other hand, likes the dusky slave boys.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

No, Kane, you haven't got a chance with him! Tigerman may be hung like a Bardeezian Swampbeast but he's just not into guys... and I'm certainly not going to order him to do that!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

... besides, he's had the hots for Twiki ever since hearing the little bot swings both ways.

Anonymous said...

Man in the back: "That bitch is wearing my outfit"!

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Normally, the dude would be the "horny ba$tard..."

Submariner said...

"As your advisor, I recommend you stay well clear of the deviled Karbazian eggs before the State Dinner, Higness..."

Submariner said...

That's "Buck," Majesty. B-U-C-K, starts with a B.

Submariner said...

Well whataya know? The entertainers mingle with the 'little people' between shows at Circus, Circus.

Mr Hankey said...

Yes Marty McFly, all of your earth's history changed June 24th when gay marriage was legalized in New York. To change this you must go back...

jimmy said...

So far, the Dallas remake isn't quite living up to the original, though Sue Ellen is much hornier than I recall.

Submariner said...

For some unknown reason, I see this trio and think of the old Bond villian, "Odd Job."

Submariner said...

Guess which one is the smelly space pirate hooker and get entered in the "Win A Prom Night Trip To Tau Ceti IV" contest!

Submariner said...

"Is it Amok time yet, Ardala?"
"No"
"Is it Amok time yet, Ardala?"
"No"
"Is it Amok time yet, Ardala?"
"No"
"Is it Amok time yet..."

Censors Hip said...

"Now that we have conquered Earth, have the eunuch bring me Ray Bradbury."